>"Anon."
"Five more minutes mah."
>"Anon?"
>Anon, Get the fuck up, you just called Twilight 'mom'.
>Fine
"I'm up.I'm up, i'm up."
>"Good, you were starting to worry me, you were taking a bit of force to wake you up."
>...
"How much force?"
>"I kept trying to move you with magic, but it wasn't doing anything, so I just tried nudging you awake."
>Ok... Well
"How hard were you nudging me?"
>"She looks kind of sheepish "I started to prod you with a hoof
"What time is it?"
>You ask.
>"About 4:50, just in time for the party." Damn, that was a long 2:20 minute nap
"Oh, well that was conveinient."
>"Yeah, hehe, it was."
>Shes not telling us something.
>Brain, I think you may be right.
>"Well, are you ready?" she asks.
>Very Hesitantly you respond.
"Sure..."
>Her chipper demeanor returns. "Ok then, follow me."
>You follow her while "thinking"
>Is that really what you call our circlejerks?
>Its better than calling it a 'CircleJerk in My Mind'.
>Anon, we are getting close to the center of the treebrary.
>Wait, wheres twiltliget?
>God damn its fuckin dark in here. Ahh! The ladder.
>You start to climb your way down.
>While on the ladder, the lights turn on and you hear dozens of voices yelling "SUPRISE!"
>Being in a stunned state from the Suprise, you fall off the ladder
>And while your foot was basically hovering off the floor you plant your foot doun to get ground...
>but still fall
>Wasn't a long fall, but it wasn't a pleasant one either
>you fell back and landed on your ass.
"Shit, that hurts."
>Suddenly Pinkie.
>"Oh my Celestia, Anon are you ok?"
"Yeah i'm o-"
>"Then lets PARTY!"
 
Fast forward
>End of party
>Got to meet a lot of new ponies, along with Rainbow Dash: She's... meh, but she has wings so...
>Rarity: Was a cunt at first but is still a bit... cuntish?, has horn/uses magic,
>Applejack: ... God you had never wanted to hear an accent like that for the rest of your life,
>The shy one... Buttershy? No, Fluttershy: shy and all around cute. Meh, has wings,
>Twilight: book smarts. Cooleo, has horn/uses magic,
>Pinkie: Fun, parties/gmaes/activities, needs indoor voice sometimes.
 
"That was a pretty fun party Pinkie."
>Was it?
>No brain, our definition of fun would be taking a dump in a bag, lighting it on fire, and putting said bag in a mailbox
>... but it was a pretty fun party.
>"Its good you thought so Anon!"
>Pinkie responded.
>You see Rarity
>She's coming towards you.
>"Anon Darling, you need some new clothes.
>They are kinda destroyed
>Your pants have rips and tears from thorns in the forest.
>Your shoes have it the worst, they look like they had been through a grinder, it broke, and they were fished out with explosives.
>so all in all, not the worst you've been.
"Well if you can make me some, I will be willing to get you my measures(?).
>"Ok, stop by the Carousel Boutique, tomorrow. When you get the chance."
"Ok then, see you tomorrow Rarity."
>Suddenly a rainbow mane.
>"Hey Anon! You need to see some of the tricks I can do!"
"Thats good! I'll try to find you sometime tomorrow so you can show me."
>Rainbow leaves.
>"Anon!"
>Oh no... the Hick.
>"Anon, if ya'll er ever lookin fur work, ya'll can come and ask for a job at tha farm."
>As if...
"Ok sure!"
>Anon, What the hell are you doing?
>Brain, just because you don't like her, doesn't mean that no one else does.
>Besides, we need money, its not like a sack of money is just gonna fall out of the sky, right?
>...
>Fuck it didn't work.
>Welp, it looks like we're going to work for AppleJack.
>Twilight approaches.
>"Anon, are you going to be staying here tonight?"
>No I'd rather sleep outside where the bugs crawl over me on the uncomfortable dirt...
"Sure."
>"Well Anon, i'll send a message to Princess Celestia tomorrow."
>Anon, Did she just say Princess?
>Why yes Brain, I think she did.