>Be a newfag anon
>Browsing /mlp/ for the 10th day in a row
>It was pretty strange to go at first but you got along with the program
>everyone's a faggot, the only good people are the based fags
>or was it the other way around
>fuck you really need to lurk more
>see a thread
>"MLPoison"
>The hell is this?
>Click picture
>5 minutes of text later...
>Does /b/ really follow through on this?
>There's no way they could pull this.
>Right?
>BZZZT
>Someone's at the door?
>I wonder why?
>Go to door
>"Who is it?"
>Check peephole
>Some lanky white ass pizza delivery slave
>"Pizza here for a mister Anon"
>That wasn't your name
>Hell your name was Anon, not Anon.
>Wait
>What the fuck was that last thought even
>More importantly who the hell ordered pizza to your place of all possible places?
>"Are you going to answer the door or what?"
>Fine then faggot
>Open door quickly
>"I didn't oreder any pizza."
>The guy just grins.
>"No. I did."
>Why the fuck would a delivery slave order pizza for some random faggot?
>Wait, wasn't there something in the MLPoison plan about-
>Shit.
>Before you can react the pizza box opens
>Green gas everywhere
>This is just like that horrible Starfox 64 Promotion
>Only with pineapple pizza
>Dammit why couldn't there at least be pepperoni
>Gas makes you choke
>You put a hoofhand to your face
>Oh fuck no
>Yep, you're changing into a pony
>Why couldn't they just send you death threats
>Why couldn't they just hack you
>Better than turning into a damn pet
>Try to get up and run
>Legs don't work
>Crawl away
>Feel a yanking on your new tail
>"You ain't getting away that easily, faggot!"
>Sudden piercing occurs
>But in a place you never thought existed
>Until you became a pretty green mare
>White Pizza Homie is raping your new mare body in your own room
>and all you can do is moan like the whore you have become
>With every thrust you slowly become less human and more pony like
>After feeling his dick expand your tunnel, you realize something as another pair of hooves surrounds your neck
>He's becoming a pony too
>Only a stallion one
>A big, buff one
>Wait was he turning you on?
>It was hard to tell with all the sweating, moaning, and pleasure
>Oh fuck it was!
>You keep moaning as you edge closeer and closer
>Until he finally whinnies in a giant orgasm
>His hot seed pushing you over as you experience your first female orgasm
>The two of you lie down, exhausted on the floor
>With the front door open
>You see a masked anon at the door
>"One down, a million more to go."
>He mutters as you fall asleep, spent from sex
>But you knew somewhere there would be more
>especially from other stallions
>They needed someone to bring them in, after all
>Who better than you?