>Be anon the science student >Have to do a giant presentation on your amazing drink >It's weird though >The others barely gave two shits about altering another person's body before >Now they proclaim you as the second coming of chuck noris >Ha! He wishes >Anyway >You want this to really go well >Some guys from a company are wondering about your product >Said something about making a kind of drug? >Heck no >You just barely made an antidote >Like they deserve to market it >It's risky business >Oh right >The presentation >Check that watch you always have on >Shoot >5 minutes >Rush to the auditorium >Jump over the river >Roll through the woods >To science we shall go >Made it >With two minutes to spare >brush of any branches >Get your poster of science ready >Spot a vial on the table >Looks like water? >Dammit >You told the guys to make a similar one >not one that looks lazily done >"Anon, one minute. Are you ready?" >Shitshitshit >It's the professor >Toss the vial aside >some of the water hits your hand >You shake your profesor's hand with the other hand "Yes, sir, I'm ready." >"Good, good, I'll leave you to it." >He walks away >ALright let's get ready >Take a drink of water >Double Check the poster you spent a whole week on >Deep breaths >Ignore that itch on your hand >Remember, you need to focus hard on the audience >Any less and you'll be kicked out >They  already wasted tons of money on this project >You begin to start the presentation >The opener is all on how you had motivation to do everything right >You start to go into the different variables tested when your hand doesn't feel right >As you motion to your poster you notice something is afoot >Er, ahoof, that is. >A hoof has replaced your hand >Shit, what did your assistants put in that glass of water >Must be trying to sabotage you >Can't blame them, one of them missed her niece's birthday to help >Probably just some hallucinogen >Just continue like normal >You gloss over the processes in the experiment >Just then you hear someone in the corner whisper something >"...see what he..." >Ignore them >Focus >You keep going on in the presentation >Unaware that it's not just a glass of water you drank >But you can't be phased yet >Not while you still have the data and conclusions to review >Just ignore the foot cramps >And that swishing purple tail that pokes out of your waistband >You're having a hard time standing up right >You lean on a nearby chair as all eyes are on you "Posture trouble, my bad," you say in an effeminate tone. >You keep going on about your findings >Ignoring that aside from your jacket you are technically nude >And that you can't stop standing on your tip toes >Just a little more, though >Then you can sleep off this drug that you were slipped >Just tell give the final line >Woo, that's done. >Any questions? >"During the experiment, did you create an antidote for this serum?" >Duh. "Of course, it helps cleanse any unnatural DNA within the body. Why do you ask?" >"I think you might need one." >Oh. >Fuck. >You look over yourself >Well it was no drug that they slipped you >The lavender fur and pink highligh on your purple tail show that it was a serum test sample >To think you shrugged it off on stress and mix ups >You'll still need to punish your assistants >But that can wait "So I do. All for the sake of science, I suppose." >Nailed it! >No questions after that >Phew, now to head back to the lab and get that serum >It's a shame though >You wasted a perfectly good Twilight Sparkle serum >No wings either >"Hey Anon!" >Oh it's your professor "Hey old man." >He ruffles your head >"What an ingenious plan, taking the serum yourself to support your work, nothing could be better!" >Aside from using those two dimwits instead, yeah, it was a pretty cool plan >But you need the antidote >Before someone gets the wrong idea >You say goodbye to him >You make for your laboratory like mad >The mental applications work well enough >Didn't take you 5 minutes to get used to all fours >You make it to the door >Now you need your keys >Keys... >Keys... >Wait >They were in your pants' pocket >Which is all the way in the exhibit hall >You gotta be fucking kidding me >"Forgot something, Anon?" >You turn back >The old professor has your keys and garments >"You always forgot the most minor things in my class, Anon." >What an old coot >You couldn't have had a better professor >You take the keys in your mouth >They taste bitter >Note to self: Taste buds do not change when metal is concerned >You manage to open the door >"You know..." >You turn back to the professor >"Twilight was always my favorite..." >There's a wide grin on his face >Oh that fucking bastard >You can't help but smile at him "How about you prove it to me?" >You lower your eyelids enough for him to walk in after you >He already begins to undress as he heads to the personal bathroom >You needed to punish someone for this, anyway >And besides >That antidote can wait for a bit