>"Ahh!"
>"Move!"
>"Woah!"
>You got a new skateboard and wanted to test it out today
>You even had your own underside to it, have a picture of you giving the thumbs up with "Bradical!" written under it
>You were shedding through the halls of Canterlot High on you way to math
>Ring-a-ling-
>Oh no, you don't wanna be tardy for class!
>Or do you?
>As you speed into math class you do a triple kickflip and follow it with a backflip landing in your seat right before the ball ends
>ling-a-ling-a-ling~
>You see Norman and Twilight behind you, about six levels above
>You shoot Twilight a wink
>The look on her face says she's begging for the D
>Norman just looks at you
>He wants the D, too
>He suddenly perks
>"Here!"
>"Flash Sentry?"
"I prefer Bradical Brad, Teach."
>The professor pinches his nasal bridge
>"Flash..."
"Brad."
>"...Brad. For the sixth time, I'm just going off of what the list says. If you don't like it you can go to Principal Celestia and complain about it."
>Principal Celestia
>The name echoes through you head
>She was hot
>She had a nice ass
>You just happen to have a spare chloroform rag in your backpack
"I'll hit you up on that."
>You grab your skateboard and start rolling to the Principal's office
>As you exit the classroom you give a wink to the Professor
>It's obvious he wants your D, as well
>As you roll by the lockers you see one number that catches your eye
>476
>You proceed to check things out
>Upon arriving at the locker, a soft breathing is heard
>13-42-23
>Click
>You open the locker and see a partially nude girl and unconscious that has already been fucked!
>By you!
>Whoops
>Guess you got a little side-tracked and left her in here
>Oh well
>You pull her out and set her on the floor
>Closing the locker door, you also pull out a small sticky note
>"Stay bradical, Babe! -XOXO Bradical Brad"
>You stick it on her forehead
>Time to shred to the Principal's office!
...
>Knock knock knock
>"Come in."
>This office is kind of small
>You always wonder why this room is so small, despite being sent here numerous times
>The Principal stares at you, a slight smirk on her face
>"So what brings you here this time? Failed to be quiet in class?"
"No, I wanted you to smell this."
>"What are yo-"
>THUMP
>Bitch be weighty
>Well, there's no point in weighting to commence the >rape
>Weight, weight, weight. Better block off the windows
>You pull the curtains and duck tape them to the surrounding wall and to each other for security
>You quickly undress Celestia and get rid of your own pants
>It's about time you be crowned Principal of the sch-
>Creeeak
>"Celestia I was wondering if- Oh god!"
>Oh fuck, door not locked
>Better make a mental note for next time
>With lightning reflexes, you grab the rag you have previously used on Celestia and toss it at the person entering the door
>It was Vice-Principal Luna
>Oh well
>With both bitches naked and stacked on top of each other, its time to commence the double decker >rape
>Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling
"Lunch time!"
>You quickly put on your pants and grab you skateboard, hurrying out the door to skate into the cafeteria.
>Today was taco-tuesday
"Time to get me some tacos!"