>wake up
>brush teeth
>take a piss and a shit for some reason at the same time
>shower
>Hear someone knocking
>Well fuck here we go
>Open the door
>A white covered pony is standing there
"What da fuq?"
>"Hey Anon its m-me Fluttershy"
"No Fluttershy, you covered in semen is not my fetish"
>Can't see FS's blush under all that white stuff
>"No A-anon its actually mayo"
>Brain shuts down
>".....Anon?"
>Brain reboots
>Shut door
>Walk the dinosaur then slowly slip into a seizure
>"So m-mayo isn't your fetish?"
 
I think I wrote this when I was very sleepy