>You wake up feeling hazy
>You look around and see you’re in a forest
>But wait Anon weren’t you on a path earlier?
>Yes but now you’re in a forest
Whoop-dee bucking-doo
>You look around and see more light coming from what could be a clearing
>You head towards hoping to get out and figure out how to get on the right path
>You finally make it to the clearing and find logs in front of a campfire
>It seems the campfire was put out recently
If I am at campsite then there must be a ranger house that I can go to
>You see a path and go along with it leading you to some unknown place
>The trees start to thin out and eventually you make it out of the forest
>You stand at the edge and see a town
Not as nice as my city but at least I can get help
>The path takes you to the town and you noticed that the buildings are kind of big for a p0ny
>The town seems kind of empty
>You hear a door close and a jingle of keys
>Help can be found now
>”*gasp* a pony!”
>You turn to the sound and see some monster on two legs run up to you and hug you
>”Aren’t you the cutest wittle powny EVER!
>It picks you up in its forelegs
LET GO OF ME YOU MONSTER!
>You struggle in its forelegs and then fall on your rump
>You get up in a panic and look into its eyes
>”OH MY GOSH! YOU CAN TALK!”
>Its blue eyes grew almost as big as yours
Of course I can…I am not afraid of YOU!
>You’re too scared to run from this thing
>”I must take you to Twilight!”
>It grabs you again
>You scream like a filly and passed out
******
>You wake up feeling hazy
>You look up to see you’re in somep0ny’s house
Thank you for helping me off the road
>”You see? Told you it talks”
>”Well Pinkie, it seems you were right”
>”Well duh Twilight? Why would I be wrong about a magical talking p0ny?”
>You’re too nervous to move
>Everything comes back to mind
>The forest
>The town
>The…monster
>”Pinkie...just keep an eye on him, I have to go back to the meeting”
>The “Twilight” monster seems scarier than the “Pinkie” monster
>Her ears just seem so unnatural
>”Aye aye Twilight”
>Twilight…what a scary name
>”Hey little fella don’t be afraid, I’ll be right back to help you out”
>You look into her eyes with worry…you can already feel her ready to gobble you up
>She gives you a smile and you see her disappear
>Oh Celestia…THEY CAN TELEPORT
Pl-please don’t hurt me…I can tell you I don’t taste very good
>The “Pinkie” monster just stares at you
>”Oh you silly little pony, I am not gonna eat you”
>You don’t believe it
>”Listen I bet you’re hungry. Hey? Do you like cupcakes?”
>Cupcakes…so sweet and tasty
Uh…yes…I do
>YOU FOAL IT COULD BE DRUGGED
Uh actually uh no…
>She gives you a sad look
>How can something so scary can look so cute?
>”Now now my little pony, you shouldn’t be lying. Do you like cupcakes?”
>You figure you must be honest with her
>Best to compromise then anger her
Uh yes…I do like cupcakes
>She gives a huge grin
>”Then wait here while I get you some”
>You raise your head and see she left
>You get up and lay on your stomach
>You look around and see you’re in a store with pastries behind the glass counter
>You smell the air and there it is…baked sweets
>Your stomach rumbles and your mouth begins to salivate
Oh I do hope she didn’t drug the food
>”Here, I hope you like fresh baked cupcakes”
>It smells so good and you can practically taste the frosting in your mouth
>”Wait…can magical talking p0nies eat sweets?”
>She stops the plate holding two delicious looking cupcakes in front of your face
YES WE CAN!
>You jump on her and begin to eat the cupcakes like an animal
>They both land on her squishy chest
>She giggles and squeaks as you eat the cupcake off her strange fur
>”Please stop Mr. P0ny you’re ruining my shirt”
>You stop and noticed you were actually confusing her clothing for fur
>You let go of her shirt that was still in your mouth
Sorry, they looked so good
>”Oh its fine, you must have been really hungry”
Uh yeah I was…
“Oh I forgot what’s your name?”
>Wow a second ago you were panicking for your dear life but now your friendly with this creature
Oh its Anonymous or Anon for short
>”Well that is a cute and strange name”
Uh yeah uh thanks…Pinkie
>”Uhm Anon could you uh get off please. You’re a bit of a heavy p0ny”
Oh sorry
>You get off her and look at the mess you made
>You pick up the dropped plate with your teeth
Sarrhigy forh tha mesh
>”Oh it’s okay Anon”
>She gets up and you see the frosty mess on her shirt
I am sorry
>”Oh don’t worry about it, it’s fine”
>She grabs the plate from your mouth and heads back through a sliding door
>You lick your muzzle to get any frosting or crumbs off your face
>You hear her walk back out and look at the clock
>”Hmmm the Town Meeting should be done soon”
>You remember that you aren’t in Equestria anymore
Uhm Pinkie?
>”Yes?”
>She just gives you an innocent sweet smile
Where am I?
>”You’re in Equestria”
…
>What?
>No, that cannot be right
No, Equestria is a land of p0nies…not…whatever you are
>”Uh sorry Anon but p0nies do exist but they don’t talk”
>So there are p0nies
Wait where are they then?
>”P0nies are different from you actually”
>How?
How are they different?
>”Well they don’t talk and they can’t eat sweets like you do”
>How?
I don't understand?
>"UHm well their short like you and they don't move like you
>What?
I don't understand Pinkie
>"Yeah sorry, I don't even know much about them except that they're pudgy"
>More confused
>"Hey Anon, if you're from Equestria but this isn't YOUR Equestria then...wait...there is a world full of P0NIES?
>What?
Huh?
>"OH MY GOSH! A WORLD FULL OF CUTE ADORABLE LITTLE PONIES!"
>Oww my ears...
>"OH MY GOD I CAN THROW PARTIES EVERYDAY FOR EACH P0NY!"
>But there isn't even a way to get home
>You hear a jingle of some bells
>You turn to see Twilight and four new creatures
>"OH IT WOULD BE SOOO MUCH FUN! I CAN MAKE SOO MANY CUPCAKES"
>"Pinkie"
>"I CANNOT WAIT OT MEET EVERY P0NY"
>"Pinkie"
>"SO MANY FRIENDS"
>"PINKAMENA DIANE PIE!"
>Twilight scares you
>A lot
>Twilight: "Pinkie I need to talk to him"
>Pinkie: "Okie dokie lokie"
>Pinkie starts to walk away from you but you stick behind her
Pinkie just stay with me
>Pinkie: "Okie dokie lokie"
>Twilight: "Well, my name is Twilight Sparkle, these are my friends Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, and Applejack
Uh hello, I am Anonymous
>You feel like a weak little colt hiding behind Pinkie Pie
>A lightly pink haired one comes up to you
>"Do not be afraid little pony"
>She sticks out a hand towards you
>She is treating you like an animal
>Oh you're mad now
>You feel more confident
I...am...not...AN ANIMAL!
>You get up and walk in between Pinkie's legs
>Light pink haired seems taken back
>You give her a glare
I may be a p0ny but I am not a critter!
>"Oh I...I am sorry...I didn't mean to insult you"
>It seems she really feels guilty
>"HEY! Don't yell at Fluttershy like that! If you feel tough enough then yell at me"
>The owner of that voice flys up in the air and glares at you
>You cower back in awe and fear
>The size of her wings are very intimidating
Uh...sorry...
>She smirks at how quickly you apologized
>Oh you will get her back for this
>Twilight: "Please Rainbow Dash calm down, you too Anonymous. Listen, we can help you get home but I want to ask a few questions"
Okay, ask away
>Twilight: "Well welcome to Equestria, where do you come from?"
Equestria
>Twilight eyes seem to sparkle
>She sticks her hand out and a book appears in her hand
>She writes down something
>Twilight: Where exactly?
Coltcago
>Twilight stops and gives you a quizzical look
>Rainbow Dash: "Don't you mean Chicago?"
Uh no...I am from a Equestria, a land of p0nies ruled by Princess Celestia and Princess Luna
>Everyp0ny stares at you now
>"That can't be darling"
Why?
>Twilight: "Because Mother Celestia and Mother Luna do not rule a land of p0nies"
>Mother Luna and Mother Celestia?
>Pinkie: "Wait did you call them Princess?"
Uh yes?
>Pinkie: "OH MY GOSH GIRLS! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?"
>Fluttershy: "Pinkie we already understand that his Equestria is different"
>Twilight: "I believe he comes from another realm where everyone is a p0ny"
>Well that was pretty obvious
>Orange haired one: Well Twilight, should you contact mother about this?
>Twilight: "I have no idea, do you know how you got here Anonymous?"
No, I was on my way to...
>Everything as to why you were on a trip came back to you
DAD! I was on my way to visit my sick dad
>You feel sad remembering the sad letter your mother sent you
>Fluttershy: "Oh you poor thing, you must...be sad"
>Fluttershy pulls you into her chest for a hug
>Instead she smothers in her big squishy chest
MMPPFHHH
>Rainbow Dash: Fluttershy! Your big boobs are going to kill him!"
>Rainbow Dash just saved your life
>You're breathing hard now
>Fluttershy: "I'm sorry..."
Its fine...thank you Rainbow
>Rainbow Dash: "No problem"
>Twilight: "Girls we need to get back on track. Anonymous-"
Anon, call me Anon
>Twilight: "Anon, how did you get here?"
I have no idea. I was trotting to visit my dad who lives in Ponyville and now I am here
>Orange haired one: "Hold on a second fellar, did you say Ponyville?"
Yes...what is it called over here?
>Twilight: "Ponyville, you're currently in Ponyville"
>Wait what
Wait...it's still Ponyille?
>Twilight: "I'm sorry what?"
In my Equestria...I was heading to Ponyville and...you're saying that this is Ponyville?
>Twilight: "...yes"
>Your head hurts
My head hurts trying to understand all of this
>Pinkie: "Oh you poor little thing, all far away from home with a headache"
>Pinkie grabs you and sits on the floor
>She lies your head down on her legs
>Pinkie: "There there Anon, just relax"
>She began to pet you ever so gently
>It felt so great feeling her strange claw going through your mane
>You look over and see Fluttershy biting onto her claw looking a little...jealous?
>Twilight: "Anon, I need to ask you more questions"
>Fluttershy: No Twilight, he needs to rest a little"
>You feel Fluttershy begin to rub your side
>Twilight: But we need to get this done before-
>Rainbow Dash: "Het Twilight can't you just let him take a breather?"
>You feel another claw on your side
>Twilight: "*groan* but girls-"
>Orange haired one: But nuthin' Twilight. I run a farm and when a hors-uhm a p0ny needs his rest, they need it
>Soon there is a claw rubbing your stomach
>Purple haired one: Oh let me join the fun
>Soon the underside of your chin is being scratched
>Twilight: "Uhm...that actually looks like fun"
>You feel another claw scratching the top of your mane
Well girls...this is fun and all but I feel incredibly sleepy
>Fluttershy: "You poor thing, you must be really tired"
>Purple haired one: "It is getting late now actually"
>Pinkie: "Oh I'll keep him hear for the night"
>Twilight: "But...questions"
>Orange haired one: "But nothing Twilight. Again, he is tired and needs his rest"
>Purple haired one: "Twilight dear, there is always tomorrow to ask the cutesy wutsy powny more questions
>Oh Celestia if you weren't feeling good with all these claws then you would have said something
Mhm...bed does sound nice actually
>Pinkie: "See Twilight, he is one sleepy p0ny"
>Purple haired one: "Well girls, I must go check on Sweetie Belle"
>Orange haired one: "I gotta head back to ta' farm"
>Rainbow Dash: "Yeah I got to head to bed soon, early job tomorrow"
>The three creatures left the store
>Twilight just stared at you wit a sad expression
>You felt bad that you weren't in the mood for answering questions
I'll answer some questions Twilight but just not now
>She gives a smile showing that clearly it worked
>Twilight teleports away
>You figure they must have something similar to back home with the three p0ny races
>Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie have been talking in whispers
>You didn't care much since Pinkie was still scratching your mane
>But then...their giggles alerted you
>Your spine began to tingle
>And it tingled more when you saw both of their grins
>Oh no
>Oh yes