>You’re driving out of the city too fast and fly through the air into the woods >You start singing and rev up the engines >the trees start to change as time goes by >You skillfully avoid each tree and see them clearing up >You stop off the edge of a cliff and drive along the side till you see a castle >You rev up to the castle and drive up the walls as fast as you can >You drive around in circles on a spiral and launch yourself over the rift >You land on the other side and continue on through the forest and drive over some serpent as it lies down in the stream >You continue on singing and enjoying yourself >You ride into a town >There are ponies everywhere but no sign of bots >They all stare at you as you ride in >”How does that monster do that?” >”It’s flying” >”It’s hideous” >You don’t really care and drive on into the central of the town >You continue singing >”Hello there” >You turn around and see a pink pony riding your bitch seat >”Hi I’m Pinkie Pie” >You continue on singing and ride on >You then rev up and drive straight to a tree >”Watch out you’ll hit Twilight’s house!” >You just smile and drive fast up to it hoping to lose her >You’re riding along the trees in a spiral and go up a tree branch that is pointing up >You fly in the air over a cloud that has a blue pony laying down on it >It sees you and looks shocked >You give it a wink >It looks at you as you land and drive faster through town >You see the pink pony popping out and seems to be teleporting along behind objects as it tries to keep up with you >You see a shadow over you as you ride avoiding the ponies >You see the blue pony earlier flying above you >”Hey you, STOP!” >You ignore her and go through a market >You avoid more p0nies and smash through an apple stand to avoid a midget p0ny >You get up and see a orange p0ny glaring right at you >The pink p0ny pops up from a pile of apples >The blue p0ny lands next to the orange one >Blue: “This thing is fast” >Pink: “It’s a frog you silly filly” >Orange: “Well whatever it is, it ain’t normal” >Pink: “I like what it was singing” >You stand up and get ready to get out of here >You start reving up >Blue: “What is it doing?” >Random p0ny: How was it floating ealier?” Baddumbopeeeeebopbadumeeeeebopopeeeebdumeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee >They stare at you as you rev even more >You give them a wink >Your exhaust pipe breaks wind signaling it’s time Badumboopeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee >You drive past p0nies and see three p0nies chasing you >The blue is nearly close to you but hits a low hanging store sign >The orange one headbutts the pink pony straight at you >You jump up in the air and feel your jimmies being rustled as she flys under you >You see her smash into an outhouse >You finally exit the town and ride on >You spot a mountain up ahead >There is a castle sitting on its side >You look behind you and see that blue pony flying fast enough to catch up to you >You rev even more to go faster >”Just stop you crazy thing!” >you just laugh and continue on while avoiding farms and other ponies >”You’re going to hurt yourself or somep0ny!” >You past through two cities and a town in a blur >”Just stop you annoying thing!” >You ride beside some train tracks and past a train seeing midget p0nies waving at you >You look behind you and see the blue catching up to you again >You go even faster towards the mountain >You ride on to the mountain’s side and pick up more speed >You ride on its side and past the castle >You are climbing higher and higher and see the blue pony stop >You have gone so fast up the mountain you broke the sound barrier and gone higher into the atmosphere and into space >You’re heading straight to the moon >You hold your breath and just float towards the moon >You land on it and eventually you’re lungs force you to breathe >You’re shocked that you can breathe on the moon >You look around and see the moon is empty and barren >Well now what?