>Be Anonymous
>You are listening to ICP, your roommate Titty Sprinkles is telling you to turn it down.
"Yeah sure!"
>You turn it up to max volume
>She just huffs and goes away
>You go back to listening ICP and drinking some Faygo
>Suddenly music stops and there is a shit load of kitchen knives in the wall and in your stereo
>"Thank you for turning it down finally"
>She walks away levitating your Faygo to her mouth
>Fucking Titty Sprinkles
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>Slamming that Faygo
>Watching Twinkle Sparkler doing miracles
"Do it again"
>"Ugh fine"
>She levitates six oranges and has them do patterns around the apartment
>She then teleports them into the fruit bowl
>"There, happy?"
>You tell her yeah and she teleports out of the living room
"Fucking ponies how do they work?"
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>Drinking that Faygo
>Shits gone, need more
>Open fridge and refill
>Head back to room but loud snoring alerts you
>Twinkie is asleep on the couch
>Take a sip
>Idea
>Thirty minutes later
>Twinkie has a juggalo face
>You get your 'face' on as well
>Pose with knocked out Twinkie
>Go back to room
>Hour later hear a loud scream
>Look at door to see Twinkie upset
"Want some Faygo?"
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>Going home, find a box by the door
>Go in and open it
"Some Moon Mist Faygo sweet"
>Slam that Moon Mist, toss one to purplesmart
>She drinks it and starts miracling up the place
>In a flash she now has wings
>"Oh wow I am an alicorn!"
>You start drinking nonstop Moon Mist for months trying to get wings
>Fuck Redbull, Faygo will give you wings
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>Going home, can not wait to drink some Faygo
>You hear Mad Professor being played
>Walk in to find Sporkol dancing with her 'face' on
>She chugs a Black Cherry and crushes the can with her head
>She hasn't noticed you, you decide to go put on your face and join her
>You dance next to her to Taste, when the song ended she finally noticed you
"I thought you didn't like Insane Clown Posse"
>"I-I do not like them, I am doing this for research b-baka!"
>She teleports out of the living room
>You shrug and listen to some more Insane Clown Posse
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>Slouching on the couch drinking water
>"Anonymous? Shouldn't you be at work right now?"
"I got fired"
>Twix Spunkle joins you on your sofa and rubs your arm
>"Oh I am so sorry, hey don't feel bad. I bet you will find another job"
"Oh I am not feeling bad about that...we ran out of Faygo. I need more money to buy me some Faygo"
>Twix just stares at you and goes back to her room
"What?"
>You take a sip of water
"Aww its just not the same"
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>Chilling on the couch about to drink some Faygo
>Titty comes in the room
>"Happy Easter Anonymous"
>She gives you a big smile
"I am not a Christian."
>She looks confused
>"I assumed you would be many of the Christains of your world."
"You thought wrong"
>You shake your only can of Faygo and give her a Faygo Shower
"Welcome to my religion, enjoy."
>It was waste of some good Faygo but a Faygo Shower are approved for baptizing.
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>Sleeping on the couch during the middle of the day
>You feel something shake you awake, a familar purple unicorn fills your vision
>"Anonymous aren't you suppose to be at your new job?"
"I got fired"
>Spudnik looks surprised
>"What happened?"
"I dranked all the Faygo we were storing and brought some home."
>"Why would you do that?"
"I couldn't help it, its Faygo!"
>She facehoofs
"By the way I'm sleeping with you tonight, the cuch is too lumpy"
>"Why can't you sleep in your own bed?"
"Look inside"
>She opens your bedroom door and sees its full with different flavors of Faygo
>"I don't even..."
"Impressive isn't it?"
>She justs looks at you and shakes her head as she goes back to her room.
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>Mixing up all the flavors of Faygo into one cup.
>Finally after adding all three flavors of Moon Mist, you have completed your amazing project
"Faygo Z..."
>You shed a single tear and wipe it away with your sleeve.
>The cup has a unique dark color to it.
>You lick your lips but hold the urge to drink it.
>To make this special you need to empty your bladder first.
>Quickly yu head to the wasroom and drain the snake.
>You flush and head back to the kitchen to find it filled with bright light
>You cover your eyes and wait for it to die down
>Once it was over you see a purple girl on all fours, next to her was a smashed glass
"What the hell happened?"
>The girl gets up all wobbly but holds onto the counter
>"I don't know what happend but this feels really weird"
>That sounded like Twolot Spockle
"Twinkie is that you?"
>She looks at you issed and yells "Its Twilight Sparkle!"
>She acccidenlty steps on some glass
>"Ow!"
"Wait did you-did you drink my glass of Faygo?"
>"Yeah, it had an intereting smell to it"
>You squeeze your hands into fists
"That was my secert faygo project"
>She looks somewhat annoyed
>"Sorry but what are we going to do about this?"
>You grab her arm and take her to the washroom.
>Hours later you taste Faygo Z with a hint of Twolot Spockle
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>Today is your birthday.
>Twinkle isn't home today.
>You chill on the couch and drink some Faygo. you got from the fridge.
>Rest of the day is like any other day.
>Finally, she comes home. She gives you a card that says Happy Birthday and relaxes next to you.
"No gift?"
>She looks at you annoyed.
>"You expect more?"
"I expect something"
>She looks annoyed and uses her magic to open the fridge. She levitates a note card in front of you.
>It says 'Happy Birthday Anon, be back later. Here's a never ending Faygo can, love Twilight'
>You realize that not once did you get up to get another Faygo.
>Liquid pride comes out and you hug her. She wraps her hoof around you.
>You take a sip of your Faygo.
"Mother fucking magic."
>"I'm glad you love it."
"Thanks... Twilight."
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