>You were outside drinking some coffee at a cafe
>The street had many people walking on the sidewalks
>Some were heading to work while others were shopping.
>But a single pony on that street today stood out
>"Sage! That's dumb! Sage! I don't like that, SAGE!"
>The blue pony ran store to store yelling sage at everything
>She stopped in front of you
>You were about to take a sip but left the cup at your lips
>"You're a faggot, SAGE!"
>She continued to run down the street yelling sage
>You have no idea what the hell her probelm was
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>You held your new born baby in your arms
>Your wife was next to you still catching her breath
>The baby in your arms let out a little cry
>You looked at your wife and gave her a smile
>She looked at you pissed off but then she had a gentle smile on her face once she saw the baby in your arms
"Here"
>You hand her the baby who she kisses on its little forehead and she holds close to her
"So have we decided on a name for him?"
>She looks at you and thinks for a second
>"How about your father's name?"
"Yeah...I think we could name him after my father...Jeremiah...that's a-"
>Suddenly theres a loud commotion outside, the double doors burts open and reveal a blue pony
"What the?"
>It has a serious look on its face and walks up to the bed
>The blue pony eyes you, your wife, and the bundle of joy
>You put a arm in front of your wife and your new born shielding them if it does anything
>It looks at you and gives a displeased look
>"That's a stupid name. SAGE!"
>She yells at you spewing some spit
>It then runs away knocking down a nurse and yelling sage down the hospital hall
>You look at your wife
"Maybe we should go with your dad's name..."
>Your wife gives you a nod