>Day Rarity in Chicago
>Your neighbor recommended you a restaurant that the locals loved.
>It was ethnic food and the people seemed to have a hard time to understand you.
>Spanish was an interesting language but you hope the Mexicans understood you wanted a thing called a Taco Salad
>The waitress brought a hard shell bowl to your table and it was filled with lettuce and various other vegetables with some sour cream on top
>You use your magic to scrap the cream off with a spoon and rub it in a a napkin.
>Sour cream is too fatty and would ruin your perfect figure.
>You dig in a fork and take a bite. The vegetables are fresh and had some bits of cheese in them.
>You close your eyes in delight and keep eating.
>After a while you noticed a different taste in your salad
>You look at the remaining contents in your Taco Bowl and see meat
>Quickly you run towards the washroom
>The restaurant hears the sounds of you vomiting
>The cook looks at the waitress and talks to her in Spanish
>("Normally they throw up after they finish eating")
>Fucking Mexicans
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>Day Rarity in Chi-Town
>You were in Cadillac filled with Mexicans
"So where are we going?"
>Jose looks at you
>"No where"
>For the next two hours you all drove around the neighbor hoods, Jose and Juan just kept doing hand signs at others.
>Eventually they stop and get a bottle.
>It was tequila and that was the last thing you remember
>The next day you wake up on a pile of money and bags of sugar and grass
>You decide to give the bags to Pinkie since you have no need for sugar and oregano.
>After that day all the local young Mexicans do that weird hand sign hen they see you.