Day what the fuck are spitfire and Ron smoking in Riskquestria Chatzy
 
spitfire: >?Vinyl sat in her room waiting 23:06
spitfire: >?every second that passed was like another shot to the head 23:06
spitfire: When is the driver going to get here? 23:06
spitfire: >?She had already been waiting some time, it doesn't usually take him this long to get here 23:07
spitfire: >?The clock on the wall kept ticking, her time slowly melting away 23:07
spitfire: >?Anger.. slowly drifted to concern 23:07
spitfire: >?What if something happened to the driver? 23:08
spitfire: >?She hoped he was alright, she would hate something to him because of her forgetfullness 23:09
spitfire: >?Finally, the doorbell rang 23:09
spitfire: >?She sprung up to the door to see none other than driver-san 23:10
spitfire: Oh driver-san, I was so worried about you, with the storm and all 23:10
spitfire: >?"Its nothing Vinyl, glad I could help" 23:10
spitfire: >?As they walked in, driver-san took a seat on the couch while Vinyl went and grabbed some drinks from the fridge 23:11
spitfire: >?totally non alcoholic though, vinyl doesnt drink and driver-san has to drive back home himself 23:11
spitfire: I'm sorry you had to get wet coming over here driver san.... thank you so much 23:12
spitfire: >?"really vinyl, its no problem... anything for a friend.. and such an attractive one at that!" 23:12
spitfire: >?Vinyl wasn't used to being called pretty 23:12
Vinyl joined the chat  23:12
Vinyl: Ha, got ya 23:13
spitfire: >?sure some of the boys would chat her up in the hallways at work but she never really paid them any mind 23:13
Ron Paul: It's me 23:13
spitfire: oh Ron, you trickster 23:13
anon joined the chat  23:14
spitfire: oh I guess it does work 23:14
spitfire: huh 23:14
Vinyl joined the chat  23:14
anon: weird 23:14
spitfire: GETTING BACK ON TRACK 23:15
Vinyl: Huh, that would've been useful an hour ago 23:15
spitfire: >?it was... different hearing it come from driver-san though... 23:15
spitfire: >?sure she spent a lot of time with driver-san... but did that mean she cared for him? 23:15
spitfire: >?maybe... as more than a friend? 23:15
spitfire: >?"Are you okay vinyl? You are staring at me pretty intensely" 23:15
Vinyl is getting hot and bothered. 23:16
spitfire: Driver-san, I'm going to try something, tell me how it works out 23:16
spitfire: >?Before driver-san could respond, Vinyl's lips were already on his 23:16
spitfire: >?In shock, driver-san could do little to stop vinyl from continuing, her tongue pushing into his mouth 23:16
Tom Cruise joined the chat  23:17
ThePoketrix (Enclave Luna) joined the chat  23:17
ThePoketrix (Enclave Luna): The whole gang is here! 23:17
spitfire: >?Their tongues battled viciously for dominance, Driver-san reciprocating her feelings immediately 23:17
spitfire: heh 23:17
Celestia joined the chat 20 seconds ago 23:17
Maedhros joined the chat  23:18
Maedhros: One more 23:18
Discord joined the chat  23:18
spitfire: >?They kissed passionately for minutes before finally parting to catch their breath 23:18
spitfire: >?"Vinyl... I... I didn't know you felt this way" 23:18
Discord: I lost the Ron Paul one 23:18
spitfire: >?"I've always been interested, but I thought you only liked me as a friend" 23:18
Ron Paul: Is this the real life? 23:19
Vinyl: Is this just fantasy? 23:19
Tom Cruise: Caught in a landslide... 23:19
Celestia: To escape from reality. 23:19
Maedhros: Open your eyes. 23:19
Driver-san joined the chat  23:19
Discord: Look up to the skies and seeeeeeeeeeeeeee~ 23:19
Ron Paul: I'm jsut a poor boy 23:19
Vinyl: I need no sympathy 23:19
Tom Cruise: Because I'm easy come 23:20
ThePoketrix (Enclave Luna): Easy go 23:20
spitfire: little high little low 23:20
Celestia: Anyway the wind blows 23:20
spitfire: doesnt even matter 23:20
Maedhros: To meeeeeeeeeeee 23:20
Discord: To me 23:20
Ron Paul: Mama... 23:20
Vinyl: Just killed a man... 23:20
spitfire: put my gun against his head... 23:21
Tom Cruise: Pulled my trigger now he's dead... 23:21
spitfire: mamaaaaaaaaa.... 23:21
Ron Paul: Mama... 23:21
spitfire: REKD FAG 23:21
ThePoketrix (Enclave Luna): Life had just begun... 23:21
spitfire: and now i've gone and thrown it allll away 23:21
Maedhros: BUT NOW I'VE GONE AND THROWN IT ALL AWAY 23:21
ThePoketrix (Enclave Luna): Fuk 23:21
Discord: MAMAAAAAAAA 23:21
Ron Paul: OOOOOOOooooooooohhhhh 23:21
Ron Paul: Didn't mean to make you cry 23:22
spitfire: >?Vinyl looked down and saw that Driver-san was indeed interested 23:22
Vinyl: If I'm not back again this time tomorrrow 23:22
Maedhros: Carry ooooooon carry onnnnnn 23:22
Discord: 'Cause nothing really matters 23:22
Vinyl: Too late 23:22
Celestia: My time has come 23:22
Vinyl: Send shivers down my spine 23:23
spitfire: now I have to put my story in the pastebin 23:23
Ron Paul: Body's aching all the tiiiiiiime 23:23
spitfire: meh I'll just re paste it 23:23
Ron Paul: Sorry, only chance to do this 23:23
Celestia: Goodbye everybody 23:23
Maedhros: I've got to go 23:23
Tom Cruise: Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth 23:23
Discord: Mamaaaaaaaaa ooooooooooooooohhhhhhh 23:23
Ron Paul: I don't wanna die 23:23
Tom Cruise: Sometimes wishI've never been born at all 23:24
Ron Paul plays a guitar solo. 23:24
Comrade Dash joined the chat  23:24
spitfire: >?Vinyl looks into driver-san's eyes 23:24
spitfire: Why don't we get you out of those wet clothes? 23:24
Comrade Dash: I SEE A LITTLE SILIHUETO OF A MAN 23:24
Ron Paul: SCATTA MOUSH SCATTA MOUSH WILL YOU DO THE FANDANGO? 23:25
Ron Paul: Thunderbolts and lightning very very frightning 23:25
Ron Paul: GALLILEO 23:25
Comrade Dash: GALLILEO 23:25
Ron Paul: GALLILEO 23:25
Comrade Dash: GALLILEO 23:25
spitfire: >?As vinyl returned to kiss driver-san again, she slowly pulls his suit off and begins unbuttoning his undershirt 23:25
Ron Paul: Gallileo figaro 23:25
ThePoketrix (Enclave Luna): MAGNIFICOOOOOOOOOO 23:26
Everyone Else joined the chat  23:26
Everyone Else: HE'S JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOR FAMILY SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROUSITY 23:26
Ron Paul: Easy come, ease go will you let me go? 23:26
spitfire: >?as she started undoing his pants, he reached around and starting removing her top 23:27
Everyone Else: BISMILLA NO! WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO! 23:27
Everyone Else: Let him go! 23:27
Everyone Else: BISMILLA, WE WILLNOT LET YOU GO! 23:27
Everyone Else: LEt him go! 23:27
Everyone Else: BISMILLA, WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO 23:27
Everyone Else: Let him go 23:27
Everyone Else: WILL NOT LET YOU GO 23:27
Ron Paul: Oh let me go 23:27
Everyone Else: Oooooooooooooh 23:27
Ron Paul: Oh mamma mia mamma mia 23:27
Everyone Else: Mamma mia let me go 23:28
Everyone Else: Beezlebub has a devil put aside for meeeeeeee 23:28
spitfire: >?their bodies now writhing together in ecstasy, Driver-san moaned as Vinyl took hold of his hardening member 23:28
Vinyl: For meeeeeeeeee 23:28
Ron Paul: For MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 23:28
Ron Paul: SO YOU THINK YOU CAN STONE ME AND SPIT IN MY EYE? 23:28
Ron Paul: SO YOU THINK YOU CAN LOVE ME AND LEAVE ME TO DIIIIIIIIIIIE 23:28
Ron Paul: OOOOOOOOOOOH BABY 23:28
Ron Paul: CAN'T DO THIS TO ME BABY 23:28
Ron Paul: JUST GOTTA GET OUT 23:29
spitfire: >?with one swift motion, Driver-san's boxers were removed, exposing little driver-san to the cold atmosphere of Vinyl's apartment 23:29
Ron Paul: JUST GOTTA GET RIGHT OUTTA HERE 23:29
Ron Paul: Nothing really matters... 23:29
Ron Paul: Anyone can see... 23:29
Ron Paul: Nothing really matters... 23:29
Ron Paul: Nothing reallt matters... 23:29
Ron Paul: To me... 23:29
spitfire: >?august 26 2013 23:29
Everyone Else: Any way the wind blows... 23:29
spitfire: >?ron paul sings bohemian rhapsody as Spitfire writes smut about vinyl 23:30
Ron Paul: Put all of this in the pastebin 23:30
Ron Paul: capture it in it's prime 23:30
spitfire: I should put it in, as is