>It's been about a full whole minute of awkwardness...
>You standing in nothing but your boxers, which already had unfornate implications
>But combined with the fact that you just blurted out that Rarity should put her dildo somewhere else...
>...In the same tone as if you were gleefully asking for spaghetti...
>While her family just happens to show up out if nowhere.
>Speaking of spaghetti
>You notice some oozing out of the pockets of the pants Rarity just washed for you
>What the fuck.
>You're not even wearing them.
>Rarity parents avert their glares for a second noticing the spaghetti but shrug it off...somehow...
>Well, you've had enough of this.
>You pick up your fresh clothes
>You don't even put them on
>You walk calmly towards the front door in complete silence.
>As you're about to open the front door you turn around.
>You need one last witty remark.
>You lift your arm up, point upwards, and open your mouth.
>...Actually fuck that...
>You walk out the door and say nothing else.
 
>You put on your clothes fast as lightning and leave the spaghetti scene.
>As you leave Rarity's house you say...
BRISK WALK AHOY!!!
>Proceed briskly walking.
>Everyp0ny looking at you funny.
>Derpy even has her eyes straight.
>My god that was retarded
>What are you an aspie?
>Whatever you get the hell outta there.
>You're almost sure everyp0ny in pony think humans are dumbasses.
>And they're right.
>In a sense at least.
>You finally approach Twilight's house
>She's going to be fucking furious.
 
>You knock on the door
>Spike answers it, "Oh...hey Anonymous..."
>He knows you're in for some shit
Uh...Hey Spike.
>"Who is Spike?"
>You and Spike stare at each other for a good minute.
I got it
>You walk in, time to face the music.
Twilight...
>Purple hooves come down from the stairs.
>"Oh hey Anonymous. I thought you'd be here sooner..."
>She looked exasperated and unamused.
>Her voice lowered at the phrase "be here sooner"
>It kinda hurt.
Sorry I mysteriously blacked out yesterday.
Got dragged through town.
Found Rarity's dildo in her shower.
And spaghetti started flowing from my pockets, even though I wasn't even wearing them.
>You're a fucking dolt, you wish you could take that last sentence back.
>Twilight gives you that blank stare
>"Um...okay, I guess that's understandable.
Heh, yeah.
Well ask away.
 
>Twilight runs to get a notebook.
>And when she comes back she has a wide ass grin on her face.
>Oh god she's going to keep me here all day.
>11AM
>...
>4PM
...And that's the grand scope of my world, my species and my personal experience.
What I can recall at least.
>"That sounds awful".
>It's that bad.
It may seem dark at times.
But you have to take the good with the bad.
That's how we've always lived.
>Twilight looks at you with adoration
>You can tell she doesn't have intellectual conversations a lot.
>And you know she wanted to.
>The both of you are surprised you could actually hold an intellectual conversation
>Especially you.
So... you live in a... library?
>Twilight's face brightened up instantly.
>"Would you like to check out something!?"
Uh sure...
>You make your way to the shelves of assorted books
>One in particular catches your eye.
Part5: END