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>"They'll catch you Pinkie"
"They will never catch me"
>"Your hubris will be your downfall"
"It's what I am hoping for"
 
>Date: 23.$%.=//=
>Be Pinkie Pie
>Or at least you think
>These days you aren't very sure
>After you started using sugarrocks, everything just mixes all up in a colourful mess
>You tried sugarrocks for the first time at a party in Manehatten
>The feeling was great
>You don't remember much from the experience
>Only that you woke up in a room filled with bodies, blood on your hooves
>The next thing you notice, a letter comes from under the door
>"Great job, Miz Pie. You are hired for our odd job company. We will message you when we have something new to give you"
>From that point on, you've been craving sugarrock and with it - murder
>That thing unlocked something inside of you
>The weird part is
>You don't know if you want to lock it back up
>The effects of sugarrock includes
>Euphoria
>Energy
>Hallucinations
>The feeling of invincibility
>The side effects include
>Memory gaps
>Personality disorders
>Ultra-violent behavior
>Periods of catatonia
>Currently you are waiting for your next job
>Bag of sugarrocks by your side
>You are really just waiting for an excuse to use it
>Or maybe it is the excuse for the results after it
 
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>A letter hits your window
>"Good evening, Miz Pie. My name is Slick Streak. I have forgotten a package in my work place. It is on 75th Sherclop. It's on the second floor. The employees there shouldn't give you any trouble. Leave the package at 63rd Sugarway, by the containers. - The Ponyville Odd Job Company "
>That's your cue
>You put on your saddlebags, open the bag of sugarrocks and inhale
>The night is yours
 
>As you walk down the street, the narcotic begins to take it's effect
>The buildings around you start to glow and slowly melt away in a sea of colours
>You are no longer walking, but rather the world is moving for you
>You are where you need to be
>Although you are a drugged up homicidal maniac, you aren't stupid
>You've straightened your hair, so there is less of a chance someone will recognize you
>You put on a black sweater, you kept in your bags
>You take out a baseball bat
>You put on an alligator cardboard mask
>You are ready to hunt
 
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>You burst in
>The door hits a pony walking by
>The first thing you do is bash it's skull in
>The floor is drenched in a vibrant shade of red
>The body begins to morph, revealing it to be a changeling
>You look around
>No one heard you
>You continue down the hallway
>With every step it seemed to stretch further
>The walls start looking less like a solid and more like a liquid
>And just in a flash you are there
>You peep around the corner
>Three ponies
>Their fur constantly changing colours
>You hit the floor with your bat in attempt to get their attention
>The hit makes riffles on the carpet that seemed to go on the walls
>The ponies hear you and run towards you
>You are hiding on the corner
>You see the first pony and hit him
>The next thing you know, the three of them are dead and you are going up the stairs
>On the second floor there is a pony standing guard
>Back turned
>You crack his skull and go on
>Every step you take seems to get louder and louder
>The building starts shaking
>Two unicorns come from around the corner and fire at you
>Magical blast coloured in a venomous green shade
>As it travels, it morphs into a head, while getting bigger
>You charge at it
>Roll under it and hit one unicorn in the leg, breaking it
>The other in the head
>You turn to the still living pony
>You throw your bat away
>You sit on top of him and start chocking him with your hooves
>While gasping for air, his eye colour constantly changes, from purple, to yellow, to red, to blue, settling on black in the end
>You take your bat and move onward
>You open a door
>Right beside you is a pony, who is startled
>You hit him in the jaw with the bottom of the bat, after which you hit him in the face
>He deforms and pops like a balloon
>Blood splatters your mask
>You turn and see a shocked pegasus, holding a package
>He tries to run towards the window
>You throw your bat and hit his neck
 
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>A loud crack echoes through the halls
>And just like that, your high fades
>The psychedelic mist rolls back
>Everything returns to normal
>You pick up the package
>You make your way through the building filled with dead changelings
>You leave the package where you were told
>You return home and take a shower
 
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcMz3aAZDv4
>"You won't last long"
"Just watch me"
>"Someone will get you in the end. You'll make a mistake"
"Wouldn't I deserve it?"
>"Why do you do this?"
"I'm protecting innocent ponies"
>"Why do you really do this?"
"I like hurting other ponies"
 
>Hotline Ponyville
 
Duh Ent
 
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