Three months of no new episodes, and summer drawing near...
Newfags, shit threads, and E-Q Girls support our greatest fear...
Our fandom has been goin' South since the start of Season 3...
But then on the 27th of May she came to /mlp/
Ms. Lauren Faust was feelin' down
Hasjew schemes causing her stress
So she lurked around and then said 'Hi'
At first we called BS
 
But then a tweet from Fyre_Flye
Demolished our doubt to bits
It lead to over six thousand posts
The board just flipped its shit!
 
Thank you Based Faust, Thank you Based Faust!
Sorry if all the porn made you gag...
 
Thank you Based Faust, Thank you Based Faust!
We'll show you how to tripfag
 
Thank you Based Faust, Thank you Based Faust!
She said we're pretty good
She actually said /mlp/'s GOOD!
 
The day after this some Anon's said:
'We gotta do something nice'
So they came up with a "Thank You" card
With hundreds of pics for spice
 
But big shock, it's hard to coordinate
We turned back into a cesspool of hate
 
Thank you Based Faust, Thank you Based Faust!
We don't need that shitty OC!
 
Thank you Based Faust, Thank you Based Faust!
Yes we do, they're from /mlp/
 
Thank you Based Faust, Thank you Based Faust!
Don't forget to crop and use .png
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, READ THE OP
 
Across two threads and a thousand posts,
We argued to no end,
While the images piled up in bulk,
There was too much to send.
 
Presentation was a huge concern,
Too be too large is bad,
When they found out they didn't make it,
Oh, the shitstorm that we had!
 
Thank you Based Faust, Thank you Based Faust!
I worked too hard for it not to show!
 
Thank you Based Faust, Thank you Based Faust!
You should just be glad to help, you know
 
Thank you Based Faust, Thank you Based Faust!
Thank you Based Faust, Thank you Based Faust!
Where on Earth did kaze go?
WHERE THE FUCK DID KAZE GO?!
 
It took a lot of compromise
About details inane
We came up with a final pic
KLH almost went insane
 
The time came to Tweet the card,
But our troubles persist,
From broken links to unfinished posts,
It's just too long a list!
 
Thank you Based Faust, Thank you Based Faust!
Why the hell won't our tweets show here?!
 
Thank you Based Faust, Thank you Based Faust!
Twenty minutes for our pic to appear?!
 
Thank you Based Faust, Thank you Based Faust!
I knew this whole idea was queer.
THIS WAS WORSE THAN DO OR DEER!
 
 
Now all the drama comes to a close
It is hard to believe
And now it's time to wait and see,
What response we'll receive
 
No matter what may happen now,
If we get praise or none,
I think, deep down, we all agree
We sort of had some fun
We sort of had some FUN!
 
Thank you Based Faust, Thank you Based Faust!
Don't care if we were cool or creepy!
 
Thank you Based Faust, Thank you Based Faust!
There's no one we'd rather be than we!
 
Thank you Based Faust, Thank you Based Faust!
It's safe to say we all agree:
Please visit /mlp/!
 
It's safe to say we all agree:
PLEASE COME BACK TO /MLP/!