>Day 'Raritan is finally writing a oneshot' in Equestria
>You wake up too early, and groggily blink yourself awake.
>What woke you up?
>A knock on the door reminds you.
>Oh, right.
>You don't want to get up, but you can't deny that that banging is upsetting your poor sleep deprived mind.
>This must be what Clever feels like.
>You slide out of bed ungracefully, and shuffle to the front door.
>It's still night out, probably about 5 AM.
>"Anon! Anon! Guess what! I've found your fetish!"
>You grunt.
>"...I'll take that as an excited yes."
>She flaps in the air and squees a little.
>You scratch your head idly and yawn.
"Go on."
>She lands, and dances a little.
>”Sorry, right.”
>”Is…is your fetish doors?”
>You look down at her incredulously.
“Yes.”
>She beams loudly.
>Literally you can hear this smile.
>And you can smell her already.
>But the two of you just sit there for what seems like an hour.
>”Aren’t you going to rut me now?”
“No.”
>”But…your fetish…”
“…is doors.”
>You shut the door painfully slowly, Fluttershy trying to stick her head through the crack as you close it.
>You turn around and shuffle back to bed, Fluttershy makes no attempt to follow you.
>You’re too fucking tired to be…
>Fucking Fluttershy.
>[spoiler]You hear a voice from your window as you finally lay yourself down to bed.
>”I get it Anon! You love to shut doors!”
>”I’ve been fulfilling your fetish all along! Isn’t that great?”
>Fuck.
>Bad end?[/spoiler]