(Because the other one was getting too long)
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>...?
>Okay, you're fucking confus-GAH!
>FUCK!
>Okay, she just fucking choked you into an alleyway
>And slammed you against a wall
>...FUCKING OW!
>It hurts...
>You need a new back
>...And a new throat
>She finally lets go, and holds you up by your shirt, pinning you against the wall
>So lets just establish that she's fucking Super Woman
>That's a Justice League character, right?
>Super Woman?
>She's the one with the 'MURICA panties, right?
>...If you were asking this on the Internet, you'd be slaughtered, you're sure
>Well, you're technically being slaughtered right now
>By your feelings
>And the pain you feel
>GOD it hurts
>Your back is throbbing
>Throbbing, so, much...
>"Don't call me 'May'!"
>Jesus Christ, what's in her bra?
>Rocks, probably
>...That'd really fucking hurt
>"I should of never even mentioned the 'Mare in Red'..." She whispers, looking to the ground
>...What the fuck?
>She's taking this shit really seriously, huh?
>A bit odd, for a Mare Do Well clone
>Something tells you she's going to make this so dramatic
>God, this is going to be so fucking boring....
>She looks back up at you, and furrows her eyebrows
>"Do you wanna know?"
>Of fucking course you wanna know!
"Yeah, duh! What's this 'Mare in Red' thing sll about?"
'It's because I AM the Mare in Red!'
>Watch, that's exactly what she'll say
>"...The Mare in Red."
>She sighs, again, looking off in the distance
>You look towards the town, and notice a collection of ponies just looking on
>...Some bronies, too
>This is supposed to be really dramatic, huh?
>"It's been in my family for generations."
>Oh
>Well isn't that interesting?
>Next she'll say that it's been a fucking curse
>You notice that she notices the collection of ponies looking onwards
>"Are... you two... gay?"
>Unsurprisingly, that came from a colt
>Surprisingly, SOMEONE ACTUALLY FUCKING SAID THAT
"Yes," You start, quickly mocking the colt, "We were just about to have just, FURIOUS sex in this alleyway."
>Did he just blush?
>Better question, did the rest of the crowd just blush, too?
>Well, rather, the BRONY part of the crowd
>Which is increasing every other second
>...What the hell is happening?
>A brony, a neckbearded brony, that is, creeps up behind the colt, and asks, with his cheeks red as apples
>"C-Can we... watch?"
>Okay, what the utter FUCK is going on?
>One of them just bit their lips...
>The ponies are just looking with curiosity, more than anything
>They must be asking theirselves "Are... are they actually going to do it...?"
>"Nah. We were just about to have furious sex in another part of town. Come there, and THEN you can watch!"
>...There are some bronies in the audience now, too
>You can't help but blush, either
>Out of embarrassment, of course
>Great, now you'll be known as the mother fucker who almost fucked someone in an alleyway
>"WHERE'S THE PART?"
>You half-expected that question
>Honestly, part of you thought these mother fuckers wouldn't have half a brain to ask such a question
>"You'll have to find out yourself~" Maya says, in a sultry tone-
>WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!
>May releases you from her grasp on your shirt, causing you to fall over
>In utter pain and embarrassment
>If you could just press a button and just immediately die, right now would be when you would press that button
>As you slowly get up, May just picks you up like you're a fucking five pound poodle-Note, she's carrying you fucking bridal style-and bursts through the crowd, running as fast as...
>An average runner, basically
>Faster than a brony, slower than most Ponyville ponies
>Which is good, since you imagine that the ponies would disperse, and the bronies would give chase
>Then eventually give up
>You're going to assume your theories are right, as the sound of a brony mob has eventually died down, over time
>Yes, you didn't look behind yourself, shut up
>You were too busy being in a damn daze over what the fuck just happened
>Soon, Maya brought you and herself behind some house
>She lowered you to the ground, and you just pinch the bridge of your nose, with a sigh
>Y'know, you would LOVE to asess the situation right now, but you're too fucked by everything that just happened in that situation
>"Still wanna know the 'Mare in Red' story?"
>No, fuck, no
>Give the short version
>'Cause you're fucking exhausted after that
>...And your back is still throbbing, too
"Just tell me that you're the MiR, and lets move on with the day."
>She chuckles and walks off, yourself following closely behind
"...What the FUCK just happened?"
>"We're the only human girls in town, what do you expect?"
"...NOT THAT."
>Also, you and her can NOT be the only human girls in town
>That's impossible, you have to say
>For every two males, you say, there has to be at least one female-Oh
>That's probably true for the human AND pony population, now
>...God fucking damn it
>No, it has to be cut, fifty-fifty
>Thirty males, thirty females
>...And of course, you remind yourself that at Ponka's Party, you were the only female there
>Same thing with the ice-hill
>Only female there
>...Well, there HAS to be more females than that
>It can't just be you and Maya in Ponyville... right?
>You imagine there has to be more females somewhere else in Equestria, as well
>Besides, they said there were more humans all over Equestria, right?
>...They DID say that, right?
>Your memory's shit
>It's been shit since you got to Ponyville
>This literally happened two hours ago, why can't you remember i-Well
>You couldn't remember what you had for dinner back on Earth-Okay, every time you say something along the lines of "back on earth" or, "On our world", there's going to be a counter
>That starts now
>You couldn't remember what you had for dinner back on Earth
>Ding! One
>...Which reminds you of the carrots you pocketed before you left the house
>You and Maya could share one
>Taking out one of the aforementioned carrots, you break it in half and offer the shorter half to Maya
>...What? You're hungry
>You need a snack
>"Nah, no thanks. I packed bolonga sandwiches before I left."
"Oh, okay th-"
>Wait, what?!
"Was that sarcasm?" You question, cocking your head to the side
>"What do you think?"
>Sarcasm
>She takes the carrot, as you start to nibble on your-Oh who the fuck are you kidding?
>You took a giant bite out of that shit
>You start to take the lead of your little party
>All you need is a mage and a healer, and you'll be set
>You could've made that a joke about an actual party, but whatever
>Like... uh
>It's not as good as a Pinkie Pie party, but whatever
>Yeah, that works, too
>As you chomp down your carrot, you look around for other females around the small town
>You find zero
>Maybe they're not outside, is all...?
>Yeah, that's it...
>They have to be inside their houses, sleeping
>It's not that they're lazy...
>They're probably exhausted
>Like you are, right now
>Besides, who would want a bunch of pervs chasing them around all the time?
>Although, that hasn't happened to you and Maya, yet-It has
>It JUST happened, like fifteen seconds ago
>...Mostly because you and her promised sex, but still!
>...Just imagine if those Public Sex threads were real
>You'd be disgusted at every single act of it
>Seriously, that shit would be utterly disgusting
>Especially... the fetishes
>Imagine someone with a scat fetish fucking in the park
>You'd throw up
>Or someone with a fetish for milk or something
>Like a food fetish
>...The thought of someone shoving Spaghetti up someone's asshole has made you lose your appitite
>So, you pocket the rest of the carrot, quickly showing your disgust on your face
>...It's a habit of yours
>Peo-er, ponies might think you hate carrots, but, whatever
>You know about a quarter of ponies in this damn town, anyway
>Doesn't really matter to you if ponies or people think you like carrots or not
>It's not like someone's gonna drop a veggie basket with EVERYTHING in it, except Carrots
>And it's not like carrots are your favorite vegetable
>That priviledge, goes to Tomatoes
>...Something tells you if you said that on the internet, you'd start a massive argument, that would end about talking about the gun law
>The internet is fucking weird
>Too bad normalfags didn't get into Equestria
>...As far as you know
>That would've made the place a bit more interesting
>Seeing a bunch of normalfags around instead of fat bastards would be much, much better
>Then you wouldn't have neckbeard-influence'd colts asking shit like "Are you gay?"
>Possibly the worst thing that's happened to you since you got here
>...Y'know, except for the fact you almost killed four fillies
>But, still
>Worst thing
>...Speaking of the sickly, you and Maya get to the hospital, soon en-
>"Why are we here?"
"We're visiting, Maya."
>"Visiting, who?"
'You'll find out...'
>Keeping your mouth shut, you enter the hospital, with an annoyed Maya following close behind, although quite reluctant to follow
>After explaining your 'sitch to the nurse, you and Maya go to the waiting room
>Why you have to wait to visit someone, you'll never know
>...Surprisingly, you and May aren't alone
>Twilight, Rainbow, Sweetie Belle and Applebloom are sitting there, too
>...The two fillies, however, are sitting on the floor, instead of the chairs
>Weird
>You won't question it
>You take your seat next to Twilight, and Maya takes her seat next to Dash
>Rainbow and Twilight greet you, with smiles on their faces
>Why they didn't do this when you walked in?
>You'll never know
>"Who's your friend?" Asks Twibright Spickel, obviously referencing Maya
"Oh, she's Maya. Maya De... De..."
>"Descant."
"Yes, yes. Maya Decasant."
>She pinches the bridge of her nose and sighs
>"That's not my name."
"Decasant? I'm preeeeetty sure that's your name."
>She sighs, and kicks her feet
>"Nice to meet ya, Ms. Decasant!" Applebloom chimes, holding her hoof out to Ms. Maya
>"Fuck off."
>Gasps are heard all around, as you audibly cringe
"Geez! Watch the language, May. Children are here."
>"Dash, what's 'Fuck'?" Sweetie Belle asks, curiously
>Applebloom can only chuckle as Sweetie Belle
>Apparently, Sweetie's a sheltered child
>Good to know
>"...You shouldn't say words like that, Sweetie Belle. They're very, very bad." Twilight says, awkwardly
>"But that doesn't make any sense... How can a word be bad?"
>"It... just is, Sweetie! Rarity would tell you the same thing."
>Her ears fall towards the ground, as she sniffles and looks towards the aforementioned ground
>The room falls silent, only occasional sniffles from Sweetie Belle and Applebloom giving a slight sound
>...Now would be a time to ask Rainbow why the fuck she's here
"Dash," You start, the cyan mare looking towards you
>"Yeah?"
"Why are you here NOW? It's.." You look around the room for a clock
>No clock
>"7:44" Chimes in the apple filly
>Again
>Looking above you, you notice the clock hanging on the wall
"Yeah, it's seven fourty-four at Twilight."
>The purple mare was about to open her trap... 'till she realized that 'Twilight' is still a word to describe barely-night
"I would've expected you to be here and be gone, by now. You said you were gonna pick 'em up and go in the morn, irght?"
>She looked nervously at the ground, and then to the side
>"There was a... change of plans."
>She sighed
>"I should of never listened to that brony.."
>Bronies
>Should've known
>...Actually, you did know
>You saw earlier today
>When Rainbow socked that fucking Avvy
>But, you still have to ask
>Otherwise it'd be suspicious
"Change of plans...?"
>"Yeah..." She sighed, knowing she would have to explain herself
>Oh good!
>MORE flashbacks!
>Like there hasn't been enough, already...
 
>You're Rainbow Dash!
>The fastest pony alive, by far!
>And, you had to wake up early, this morning
>Why? Not because you were going to add more activites to your daily exercise routine
>No, you'll do that later
>You had to visit your honorary sister
>Who had just become sick, yesterday...
>She got sick with some disease called "Mononucle..."
>Mono..
>Monocle?
>What was it called again?
>Something hard to pronouce
>You'll just call it "Mono", for now
>Honestly, that was the first time you ever heard of such a thing
>The Doctor must of known that, seeing as how he said that she was deathly ill, first
>..But, she's fine
>Right?
>She's strong, like you!
>Probably the best filly in all of Ponyville
>Maybe even all of Equestria!
>She'll be walking in a week, tops!
>You're sure of it...
>But, right now, she's still in the hospital
>And, you need to visit S-You've said this already
>But, along with visiting Scoots, you need to pick up Sweetie Belle and Applebloom
>They wanted to visit her, as well
>Can't blame them, they're better friends than you and Fluttershy, and it's been three years since they all met-Woah...
>It's been three years...
>Three years since you met Twilight...
>Barely, anyway
>...Okay, so maybe not three
>A little over two
>But, it's gonna, when the next Summer Sun Celebration rolls around
>...Wow
>That's a long time
>And.. it seems like it went by so fast!
>Just as fast as you
>And, hey, that's saying something!
>You can go a mile in a minute, without breaking a sweat!
>And that's not even at your TOP SPEED!
>Yeah, you're pretty awesome-Wait
>What were you thinking about again?
>Oh, right
>The fillies!
>As you exit your cloud house, and start to fly off to Rarity's, since it's closer, you notice a couple of bronies following you
>They're almost directly under you
>And, surprisingly, they're keeping up with you
>...Well, okay, you're kind of casually flying over to Rarity's
>Since if you flew faster, the cold wind would make you colder than a cold shoulder when you got to Rarity's
>...You had to learn that the hard way
>But, seeing the bronies on the ground, you decide to see what's up with them
>Hey, you've got time to spare
>You can always fly fast to Rarity and AJ's place, then get warmed up at the hospital
>They can give you a blanket!
>They have tons of those
>Landing on the ground, you notice that the bronies seemed... very excited
>You wonder why?
 
>"Wondering was probably my worst mistake..."
 
"Hey, guys! I just saw you walking along, and thought I'd say "Hi"! So, 'sup?"
>Their excitement grew three times larger in that moment
>"H-H-H-Hi... D-D-Dash... C-C-Can I-I-I call y-y-you that....?"
>Jeez, he stutters more than Sweetie Belle
"Hey, no need to be nervous! And sure, you can call me 'Dash'! We're all friends here, aren't we?"
>"My dreams are coming true..." One of them whispers
>They must really love you
>Well, of course!
>You're the one and only, Rainbow Dash!
>You're popular all across Equestria!
"So, you guys need anything?"
>"Pl-please autograph my shirt..."
>"Me too!"
>"And me!"
>"Please, me too!"
>The first one pulls out a sharpie, and you take hold of it with your wing
"Now calm down, bronies! You'll each get a signature from the AMAZING Rainbow Dash!"
>And, as if on cue, the bronies all lined up in a single-file line
>It was a pretty cool site, too
>...Except for the fact that you stood there signing shirts for a good ten minutes
>You think more came as time went on, too...
>And by the end of it, your wing sprained
>You really couldn't fly on it, after signing your name fifty or so times
>You tried, and it ended in a horrible failure
 
>"My face still hurts from it..."
>You chuckled at that
>You couldn't help it!
>Second worst pony faceplanti-Well, okay
>Rainbow's pretty cool, now that you know her in person
>"So, I walked..."
 
>You waved goodbye to the bronies, and went on your way
>Rarity's wasn't that far from here... you don't think
>Just think of the mental map you've made over the years...
>Uhh...
>Yeah, it shouldn't be that far!
>When you got far enough... you could've sworn you were being followed
>You took a long behind you...
>Nothing
>You must've been imagining things
>But... when you kept walking
>It felt like you were being followed
>Again
>So, you took another look behind yourself
>Nothing
'Dear Celestia, I'm going insane...'
 
>"This went on for what felt like an hour... Trust me, it was annoying."
 
>Alright, you're fed up with this!
>Growling, audibly, you take a swift turn around, before whoever's creeping up on your to be the wiser!
>Your eyes are shut tight, as you yell as loud as you can
"STOP FOLLOWING ME!"
>As you opened your eyes... you almost collapsed in embarrassment
>It was the bronies!
>Gosh, you just yelled at a whole bunch of them....
>Are they... crying?
>Aww...
>You didn't want this!
"...Hey, I'm sorry. Please.. don't cry."
>These bronies must be fillies
>Otherwise, why would they be crying?
>They're like your fanclub!
>Fillies, obsessing over you...
>Except, your fanclub never followed you anywhere, then starting crying when you told them to stop
>Well, you DID just yell at them
"Listen, 'lil guys, I didn't mean to make you cry... I was just annoyed, alright?"
>That didn't convince them...
>Some are still tearing...
"Listen, I-I'll do anything you want, alright? Just stop crying!"
>The waterworks stopped
>All of their eyes glistened with joy, as they crept closer...
"Great! Now, what would you all like?"
>They all crept closer, making these sounds with their mouths
>One of them licked their lips...
>Instantly, you were creeped out
>How could a bunch of foals go from crying to...
>To THIS?!
"S-So... uh... What do you want...?"
>"I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash...."
>...Wh-What?!
>You could've sworn you heard that...
>You attempt to flap your wings-Ow!
>It still hurts!
 
>No, Rainbow Dash, no!
>Don't get raped by autists!
>"So... I DASHED out of there, running as fast as I could!"
>Oh yeah, she can walk
>You forgot about that
>"I ran and ran until my wing didn't hurt as bad anymore. Then, I took to the skies, and flew as fast as I could!"
>And of course, the bronies were right behind her
>And you would imagine-
>"The group of bronies kept growing larger and larger as I flew on!"
>Yup
>Exactly what you thought
>You know the rest of this god damn story, so you'll tune out for a bi-
>"WHAM!! I socked that perverted brony right in his face, and took off!"
>...So much about tuning out and relaxing
>She must of gotten through a lot of that story when you decided to think to yourself
>Like a faggot
>Well, you imagine that she flew to the point where she thought she got cover from the bronies
>Then she backed up into Anon
>Then she fuckin' whammed that bastard
>"What's a pervert, Dash?" Applebloom inquires
>"Go to your room."
>"But we're in a hospital."
>"Well... Applejack will tell you when you're older."
>She seems comtempt with that answer, as Rainbow continues with her story
>"I had to hide out for a few, before I was sure they weren't going to pull any Pinkie Pie's-"
>"Oh! You mean when Pinkie just appeared in front of you out of nowhere?" Applebloom chimes in
>"Oh yeah! I remember when you told us that story!" Sweetie adds on, a smile on her face
>...Fuck
>You forgot this is real life
>And you forgot Ponka's antics aren't just humor for a kid's show...
>Fuck
>Ponka having her Pinkie Sense is real
>And not just a gag for Twi to be mad at
>Speaking of Twilight...
>She seems to be focusing on Dash's story intently
>As she wasn't informed of what bronies could do
>Fucking perverts
>Dashie nodded and continued on
>"Honestly, I think I went to my cloud house and hid in there for a few hours before coming out again, to pick you two up."
>That would make sense
>You would want to get the hell away from those bronies, if they chased you around town
>"Heck, I didn't even let myself be shown WHILE getting you two. I had to go quickly through the bushes and everything just to get to Rarity's."
"Maybe you should stick to the sky."
>Wait
>Did you just say that out loud?
>..Shit
>Wait, no
>That's a good thing
>...Right?
>It's good advice
>You hope...
>"...That's not a bad idea, Claire." Pops in Twilight
>She swings her back legs, and smiles
>"Staying up in the air where she's unable to be seen from a brony's point of view, or at least hard to be seen, could be useful. Plus, Rainbow could just dash her way down to anywhere she wanted, if she needed to go somewhere."
"Wouldn't she cause a Sonic Ra-"
>Shut up
>Shut the fuck up
>Shut, up.
>And now all eyes are on you
>God Damn it
>...Except for Dash's
'Oh, please, Dash, say what I was going to say!'
>"Wouldn't I cause a Sonic Rainboom if I went down fast enough?"
>THANK CELESTIA!
>You look directly at the Rainbow mare, ignoring all the looks being given to you
>”Claire…”
>Twilight, shut the fuck up
>”What were you going to s-“
“Shouldn’t we be focusing on Rainbow’s question? I can only assume that she’s bringing up a good point.”
>”Bu-“
>She stops herself short, and sighs, directing her attention to Rainbow Dash
>And so does everyone else… except for Applebloom and Maya
>Maya you can understand
>But…
>Bloom…
>Mother fucker’s got it out for you, that’s for sure
>Great, not only are you scared of Applepone, but you’ve created a rivalry with her sister
>Just… Amazing
>Ten out of fucking ten, you say.
>”Rainbow, you’d just have to glide down from the sky.”
>”But then they’d see me!”
“Well, why don’t you just dash along the ground? You’d go fast as all hell, and if they saw you, they’d be too bewildered by what they saw.”
>Dot, dot, dot
>”Hey, that’s not a bad idea, Claire!” Bouts the Rainbow pone
>Hey look, it’s one of the few good things you’ve done in Equestria, so far!
>…And you just realized that that IS a bad idea
>Someone could be crazy enough to jump in front of Rainbow, and lick her taint
>Or Grundel
>…Ew
>You’ll go with taint
>It sounds much nicer than Grundel
>Ech, grundel  sounds like a machine a MAN would make
>Ew
>…That implies that you don’t like men
>You do, it’s j-
>”Twilight?”
>Hey Flash Sentry, wassup?
>You’re kidding, of course, it’s the nurse
>Like Flash Sentry would be anywhere NEAR Twilittle Spickle
>…Right?
>…Yeah, you’re sure those cameos in the show were just that
>Cameos
>He’s not a guard for Twilight… Right?
>…AAAAAAAAANYWAY, ignoring all possibilities of a horrible character appearing in Twilight’s Castle, you, and the others, direct your attention to the nurse
>”You and your party are here to see Scootaloo And Noi?”
>Twilight nods, as she, and the ponies, stand up
> And soon, you and Maya follow
>…Kinda forgot she was here, to  be honest
>She didn’t say shit
>And when she did, you silenced her
>Like a fucking dog
>Yeah, you’ll just treat her like a dog after you both get out of here
>You’re sure you won’t get your ass kicked
>Ya mean, she’s not a super human or anything
>That’d be silly!
>Sarcasm is your forte, by the way
>As the Nurse leads you all through the hallway of death, you push your way to the front of the line
>Next to Twilight
>If your friend back home-Ding! Two-could see you right now…
>He’d call you a kiss ass
>Then you’d murder him
>Figuritively, of course
>But, you’re curious
>You tap Twilight’s… shoulder?
>Leg?
>Uh
>…You tap Twilight, as she looks at you
>”Hm?” She says, looking up at you
>…She comes at your stomach
>Like, at your belly button
>You’re sure if she stood on her hind legs, she’d be your height
“Say, Twilight,” You whisper, looking down at the pone, “Why’d you come here so late? You co-“
>”Well,” She interrupts, raising her hoof in the sky
>She’s walking on three legs
>…
>Why
>”After I heard about Scootaloo, I had to see her ASAP! But then, I saw Rainbow with Sweetie Belle.”
>Huh
>”I asked her what was going on, and she told me what you already know. I offered to go get Applebloom, to cut her the trouble. We agreed to meet back up at the hospital, and I went to go get AB.”
 >Must’ve took longer than she thought
>Ri…Right?
>Rainbow couldn’t of been scared of bronies, so she took longer…
>No, that not the case at all!
>Twilight is still your little novice princess!
>…Right?
>God, you didn’t even get to see her go from novice to perfect
>…She’s not perfect, though… right?
>No, of course not
>She’s… she’s intermediate
>Yeah… intermediate
>You can help her get to perfect!
>Help her with friendship lessons…
>It could be…
>Claire in… My Little Twilight, Friends are Magic!
>You can see the title card now…
>Too bad you can’t draw
>Or… anything artist, actually-Well…
>If fighting counts as being auti-er… artistic
>You know what fighting’s all about?
>Stamina
>Just like running
>Defensive in the beginning, getting your opponent weak, and studying it
>Then, POW! Punch that mother fucker with your hardest punch
>…Of course, you have to fucking dodge
>So speed plays a part in it, too
>Dodge, dodge, dodge, LEFT JAB RIGHT JAB!
>Oh… it dodges too?
>Flee
>That’s what you always do
>Or, kick it’s groin
>Then stomp it’s fucking face out
>Easy win
>Wait… what were you talking about?
>Oh yeah
>Twilight-
>”Here we are. Room 2 dash 222.”
>Check ‘em.
>…That shouldn’t of been your first thought
>Four-chan has ruined you
>You have to get banned from there, someday…
>But, how would you be able to post ponies fucking each other for shits and giggles?
>…You could always just post that shit anyway
>It’ll get you banned
>Then you could go outside
>…Or go to some other website-Why the fuck are you thinking about this?
>The internet is about… a whole ‘nother universe away?
>Seriously, you’ll probably never see the internet again
>Whatever
>As you, and the others, enter the door wa-…Fuck
>Don’t cry, mother fucker
>But…
>AGGGHHH!
>Crying is for the fucking weak, God damn it!
>Don’t let a SINGLE FUCKING TEAR fall!
>…They’re so hurt, though…
>It’s like seeing your mother on her death bed…
>No, it’s like watching two cute small children die right in front of you
>Their destroyed outlooks…
>Their limp bodies…
>FUCK!
>Don’t, you, DARE, CRY!
>”M-… Ms. Claire…?”
>…Ow
>Noi…
>Okay, fuck it
>That hurt too much…
>As you slowly walk towards the filly on the hospital bed…
>Oh god…
>She’s smiling at you…
>She looks so weak…
>So… sad
>Like… she’s forcing herself to smile
>But it hurts for her to even do THAT
>So, she’s smiling like a dying partner
>They weren’t fucking kidding…
>This shit’s fucking deadly
>If she looks THIS bad…
>Just think if they were actually...
>NO
>Now is NOT THE FUCKING TIME to think about that
>You kneel down, to be eye level with her
“How ya been, Noi Toy?”
>She just smiles in response
>…FUCK!
>It’s been THREE FUCKING DAYS!
>You’ve known her for tw-No, not even THAT!
>You’ve known her for a FUCKING HOUR
>Maybe a damn half-hour
>And yet…
>You feel like you’ve known her forever…
>And it hurts so much more to see someone you’ve known that long like this
>You wouldn’t even feel like this towards anyone else in Ponyville
>Or even back at home!
>You hate your lazy ass Dad
>Your Mom’s a fucking bitch
>Your sister’s your Mom, and your brother’s your Dad
>Your niece is a DEMON
>Most of your cousins are sluts who’d rather get gangbanged than talk with you
>And… him
>What’s-his-face
>Your friend at home
>…You still fucking miss him
>But that’s besides the point
>You wouldn’t give to single fucks if ANY of them either died, or was in this position
>But… Noi
>You’re about to straight up bawl about this kid
>A fucking KID!
>What the literal HELL is wrong with you?
>”Rainbow Dash, please! Get away from the patient!”
>Huh?
>You turn to the curtain, staying close to the bed
>”No! Please! Let me hold her for a little longer!”
>…Did you just miss Rainbow having a baby?
>If so then that shit fucking sucks
>”Rainbow! The patient is possibly contaigous! Holding her could infect you with the virus!”
>Then all of Ponyville would live with Mono
>…Ha! Imagined if that actually happened
>Rainbow got the virus, and in like July or some shit, Mono hits almost everypony in Ponyville!
>Everybody’s indoors, dyin’, while everything just fucking stops
>Sky is always void of clouds-
 >”I DON’T CARE! I WANT TO HOLD MY LITTLE SISTER AGAIN!”
>…The Sun/Moon is always in the sky, never  changing, ‘cause Rainbow got some dignitary from the capital sick, and he got the Princess’ sick
>Suddenly everypony’s relying on the bronies for help, since they can’t contract the shit
>Noi and Scoots are immune since they already got it once
>Then it’d be up to you, Noi and Scootaloo to find a curse before everypony dies
>…Sound like a cool action movie, actually
>Shit, you want someone to make that shit
>Like, right now-
>”…please, just a few more minutes…!”
>…Fine, you’ll give Rainbow some attenti-
>”M-…Miss Claire?”
>Nope, fuck her
>Turning over back to Noi, you smile at the weak filly
>…God, she’s breaking your heart
>”I…”
‘Claire, I…’
>Okay, that’s pedophillia
>…Wait
>Would it even be called that here?
>Something like…
>Fillyphillia
>Or some shit
>Fuck it, it’s wrong is what it is
“Yes, Noi?”
>”…I hurt…”
>…You just want to bawl
>This is too fucking sad
>This poor, fucking, filly
“..Where do you hurt, N-Noi?”
>Stop sobbing, you faggot
>God damn it, you can’t fucking help it
>She looks so sad!
>…Did she pass out?
>You think she tried to say something, but fell asleep from using too much strength
>She doesn’t have much strength, so smiling, talking, all that could make her loose what little str-
>”MA’AM, PLEASE LEAVE!”
>”Let go of her, Rainbow!”
>…You’re really fucking missing whatever the hell’s going on behind the curtain
>You basically tuned out all that nonsense, and with the poor filly asleep-Wait…
>…   
>Okay she’s still breathing
>With the poor filly asleep, you’ve lost focus on her
>Giving Noi a kiss on her forehead, you finally decide to see what the fuck is going on on the other side
>…That can’t be correct grammar
>Whatever
>But-…What the utter fuck?
>Okay, quick explanation of what’s happening
>Rainbow and the nurse are in a struggle for Scootaloo, and Twilight is trying her hardest to get Scootaloo out of Rainbow’s hooves
>And yes, she’s using her magic
>Also, Applebloom and Scoot-Nope
>Damn it
>Applebloom and SWEETIE BELLE-Damn names starting with ‘S’-are nowhere to be found
>….You kinda wanna go looking for the fillies, but…
>This is first priority
>Especially since you want to see all this delicious drama
>Time to go all nin-
>”Claire?”
>Well that backfired quickly
>Twilight noticed you as soon as you took another step forward, and soon, so did Rainbow and Nurse
“…Yeah, Hi.”
>The nurse takes her chance to swipe the filly from Rainbow’s clutches-…Scootaloo’s crying
>No, not the newborn baby cry
>That’d be stupid
>She’s softly crying
>You know, that silent cry you get, where you’re too choked up to even say anything?
>…You’re pretty sure you just mentioned that cry a little while ago
>Whatever
>Although, it seems to be from pain, more so than emotions
>…You’re only saying that because you can only imagine the fucking pain she’s in after that kerfuffle
>That word’s appropriate, right?
>…Again, whatever
>You said whatever, like, a whatever amount of times
>Also, it’s funny how you literally don’t care about the situation at hand?
>…Speaking of not caring
>The hell’s Maya?
>You take a good look around, before sighing
>Greaaaat, now you have to look for an insane criminal, as well
>…Who’s with the fillies
>Son of a bitch
>Your first month in Equestria, and you’ve let two fillies almost die, get Sweetie Bons almost robbed… something else horrible, you’re sure
>And now Maya’s gonna get two more fillies killed
>…But
>You should put that on the secondary grill, for now.
 >You start walk over to Rainbow and Twilight, trying to ignore all the horrid shit Maya could be making those fillies do
>Rainbow slumps to the floor, her head and hooves on the hospital bed
>”Scoots…”
>Twilight lifts the pegasus with her magic, as the nurse slowly puts Scootaloo back on the bed, giving Rainbow the stink eye
>Yeesh
>She only wanted to take her sister home
>Scootaloo looks in more pain than Noi does, tear streaks on her face
>She doesn’t look peaceful at all
>No.
>She looks like she’s fucking dead inside
>Like she just lost something completely important to her in a house fire
>…You slightly chuckle, thinking of how horrid it’d be if that actually DID happen
>Of course, in that actuallity, you’d feel bad for her
>Since you have morals and everything
>Or, rather, since you don’t have a traumatic past
>…Which really makes you th-
>”C’mon, Claire. Or do you want me to lift you up, too?”
“No need, Twibr-light. I’ll be right there.”
>Twilittile exits the room, with a depressed Rainbow Dash in her magic hold
>Seeing that the Princess is gone, you take cautious steps towards the mattress-
>GAH!
>The shit?
>Okay, to explain, you just got blocked by a magic forcefield
>Also you landed on your ass
>That’s very important, for some reason
>”Visits are /over/, Ma’am.”
>She’s a very stern nurse, isn’t she?
>Also she’s a unicorn
>A skilled unicorn, at that
>Jesus Christ, she just made a forcefield
>You thought only Twilight could do tha-
>”Claire?”
>…God damn it
>Sighing, you get off your ass and brush yourself off, leaving Scoot’s and Noi’s room
>And, to avoid looking in any of the windows, you ran back to the lobby, almost crashing into the yellow red-haired-…maned filly
>Thankfully, you stopped short, the yellow young-mare being safe
>…For now
>When she sees you, she gives you the same stink-eye that Dash got
>…Yeesh
>Y’know, since AB’s here, that must mean that Maya and Sweetie are-Nope
>God fucking damn it
>You took a quick look around, and noticed that the white filly, and the pretty-much-evil  bitch are nowhere to be found
>The yellow filly starts to walk out of the waiting room, Twilight and the floating dash right in front of her
>You take the space between yourself and Applebloom, ending up right next to her
>Now you’ve gotta dwell your curiosity
“Yo, AB.”
>Turns out you’re gangsta-gangsta toda-
>”Grrr…”
>…Did that mother fucker just GROWL at you?
>Yeah, yeah you’re fuckin’ sure she just GROWLED at you
>…Just pretend like it never happened
>Resume normal conversation
“So, uh…” Your eyes side to the kiddy-apple farmer, “Do you happen know where Sweetie Belle and Maya  went?”
>She just shakes her head with a frown on her muzzle
>Damn it
>Well, where would Maya be?
>…You’ve known this woman for half-a day, you have no idea where Maya would be
>…Where would SWEETIE BELLE be…?
>She’s probably showin’ the grown-mare--…
>You knooow…
>You really need to get ponies off the mind, if you’re callin’ Maya a fuckin’ pony, now
>She’s too cold-hearted to be a damn pony
>…Y’mean, you are too, but, you still have a chance
>…Sorta
>You guess you have a chance to become a pony
>You mean, you ARE on good terms with Twilight, so she could easily-
>”Bye, Claire! I’ll see you later. Just so you know, I’ll be taking Rainbow Dash to her cloud house. You take Applebloom home, okay?”
>Wait, what?
>Oh, right
>Real life
>With ponies
>You look for the Princess of Friendship, but she is nowhere to be found
>Must of left already
>…Which leaves you with the apple-family member that hates you
>All you need is one that likes you, and one that’s indifferent
>Wait, the one that likes you is super-scary Applejack
>Well then, we need one that’s scared of you, then
>..Granny Smith
>And one that’s indifferent
>Big Mac
>Huh, circle’s already completed
>You take a look at the filly standing next to you, her frown planted on her face
>Sighing, you look ahead of yourself and start your… trot, to the farm, the filly following close behind
>This is going to be a painfully silent walk, isn’t it?
 
>After what feels like thirty minutes of walking… okay you’re not even halfway there
>In fact, it’s fucking barren as hell, here
>It must be about nine or ten, right now
>Or maybe eleven or twelve
>You’re bad at ti-
>”Claire, mah family’s probably getting worried sick right about now. Can we pick up the pace?”
“Sorry, AB, but I’m fuckin’ lost. It’s way too dark out here for me to figure out where we’re going.”
>The filly just sighs, and you swear you can feel her roll her eyes
>Your hands form a fist, your eye twitching in annoyance
‘Calm down, Claire. Breathe. In, and out…”
>You start to take slow, and deep breathes, exhaling all of the angry out of your system
>”Where are we, anyway?”
>Letting loose of your fists, your stop in your tracks, and take a look around
“Dunno. I don’t see any landmarks like Pon-Pinkie’s place, or Rarity’s shop.”
‘Twilight’s Castle is still as visible as ever, however.’
>”…What was that?”
“…What do you mean?”
>Stay dumb, Claire
>”Tha thing ya said before ‘Pinkie’.”
“I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
>You start walking towards the nearest house
>You can hear her frantic little hoofsteps crunching onto the snow, as she follows you
>”But you said somethin’ before ya said ‘Pinkie’! Ah know Ah heard it!”
>Knocking on the door, you answer the filly with sarcasm
“Yeah, I’m sooo sur-“
>”AH KNOW YOU SAID IT!!”
>Jesus titty-raping Christ!
>Your knocking is cut short, by two things
>One, Applebloom’s screaming, which honestly made you jump
>And two, someone actually answering the door
>And… you think you accidentally knocked on it’s face
>”Hey, what was th-Yaaawn-that for?”
>…She sounds farmiliar
>You take your eyes off of Applefilly and turned to-…Blossomforth?
>”Claire?!”