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 Ranger Of The Wastes  12/22/13(Sun)23:44 UTC-7 No.15242065Replies: >>15242075 >>15242076 >>15242083 >>15242132 >>15242167
Welcome to Equestria Quest Part 1: THE RIDE BEGINS.
 
You wake up. Your head is pounding and your body aches. Near as you can tell, you are in a clearing. You have no idea how you got here. It is night.
 
There is a small hut here. The clearing has exits to the North and South.
 
Sanity: 90%- Crystal clear
Health: 85%- Good
Ailments:
- A pounding headache
-Various body aches
 
Just so you all now:
 
I can't really draw well, so this will likely be a text adventure.
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 Anonymous  12/22/13(Sun)23:45 UTC-7 No.15242075
>>15242065 (OP)
Jerk off.
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 Anonymous  12/22/13(Sun)23:45 UTC-7 No.15242076
>>15242065 (OP)
go to the hut and checkit out
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 Anonymous  12/22/13(Sun)23:45 UTC-7 No.15242083
>>15242065 (OP)
Cast "Sense Direction" until skill 150
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 Anonymous  12/22/13(Sun)23:49 UTC-7 No.15242124
well, OP? whats it gonna be fgt
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 Anonymous  12/22/13(Sun)23:49 UTC-7 No.15242132Replies: >>15242159
>>15242065 (OP)
Is it dark? How dark is it? Do I have matches? A lighter? A torch? Magical flame-wielding abilities? I don't want to be eaten by a grue.
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 Ranger Of The Wastes  12/22/13(Sun)23:51 UTC-7 No.15242140Replies: >>15242161 >>15242163 >>15242179 >>15242188 >>15242315
You attempt you jerk off, but find that you have hooves instead of hands.
 
>Sanity -5%
>You haven't found the book for "Sense Direction" yet.
 
You walk to the hut, and knock on the door. You hear a noise from the inside, and a zebra comes and opens the door.
 
You: "Hello?"
???: "Hello. What are you doing at my door at this hour?"
 
1. Tell story of how you woke up.
2. Make up something. <Lie>
3. Turn and leave.
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 Ranger Of The Wastes  12/22/13(Sun)23:52 UTC-7 No.15242159
>>15242132
Don't worry, grues don't exist in Equestria.
 
Or do they?
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 Anonymous  12/22/13(Sun)23:52 UTC-7 No.15242161
>>15242140
Immediately begin to melee attack it. Zebras rhyme, that zebra didn't rhyme. It's an impostor
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 Anonymous  12/22/13(Sun)23:52 UTC-7 No.15242163
>>15242140
1
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 Anonymous  12/22/13(Sun)23:52 UTC-7 No.15242167
>>15242065 (OP)
figure out what you are, check to see if you were carrying anything
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 Anonymous  12/22/13(Sun)23:53 UTC-7 No.15242179
>>15242140
2, tell her you are her pimp and that you are here for your money.
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 Anonymous  12/22/13(Sun)23:54 UTC-7 No.15242188
>>15242140
1, until i see some stat sheets
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 Ranger Of The Wastes  12/23/13(Mon)00:03 UTC-7 No.15242315Replies: >>15242335 >>15242347 >>15242355 >>15242358
>>15242140
You are going to kick the zebra, but then realize that OP can't figure out her rhymes.
 
You tell her the story of how you woke up. She offers to let you in for the night.
 
"Come in you may, but first you'll have to pay."
 
She asks for 10 bits in exchange for a night's rest and breakfast.
 
With a high enough Speech you may be able to persuade her to let you in for free. (FO3 skills checks, not F:NV.)
 
Speech: "I'm tired and I ache. Can you just let me in?" (10% Chance)
 
OR
 
Pay 10 bits?
 
Sanity: 85%- Crystal clear
Health: 85%- Good
Ailments:
- A pounding headache
-Various body aches
 
Inventory:
-Nothing (No saddle bags)
 
Skills:
Unarmed: 1/10
Speech: 1/10
Lockpick: 1/10
Barter: 1/10
Sneak: 1/10
Medicine: 1/10
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 Anonymous  12/23/13(Mon)00:04 UTC-7 No.15242335Replies: >>15242353
>>15242315 (You)
how can i pay 10 bits if i have no inventory
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 Anonymous  12/23/13(Mon)00:06 UTC-7 No.15242347
>>15242315 (You)
Offer to work for her to pay for lodging and meals.
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 Ranger Of The Wastes  12/23/13(Mon)00:06 UTC-7 No.15242353
>>15242335
You can't.
 
IT'S THE FIRST GAME BUG! YESSIRE EVEN THIS GAME HAS BUGS.
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 Anonymous  12/23/13(Mon)00:06 UTC-7 No.15242355Replies: >>15242378
>>15242315 (You)
thank you. I promise to not emulate old man Henderson now.
Speech check
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 Anonymous  12/23/13(Mon)00:06 UTC-7 No.15242358
>>15242315 (You)
Beat the bitch down, she's oughta have something to steal.
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 Ranger Of The Wastes  12/23/13(Mon)00:07 UTC-7 No.15242378Replies: >>15242391 >>15242464
>>15242355
Dubs confirm speech check.
 
It fails.
 
She is now glaring at you.
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 Anonymous  12/23/13(Mon)00:08 UTC-7 No.15242391
>>15242378 (You)
Beat her down, don't pay money to that greedy zebra.
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 Ranger Of The Wastes  12/23/13(Mon)00:14 UTC-7 No.15242464Replies: >>15242487 >>15242502 >>15242510 >>15242528 >>15242600
>>15242378 (You)
You offer to work, but then get a better idea.
 
>Catching her off guard, you kick her in the face!
>Zecora is stunned!
>You kick her again!
>Zecora is stunned!
 
Leave her alive, heal her, or kill?
 
You loot the place.
 
Sanity: 85%- Crystal clear
Health: 85%- Good
Ailments:
- A pounding headache
-Various body aches
 
Inventory:
-Healing potion (x5)
-Invisibility potion (x1)
-Bamboo fighting stick (x1)
-Shrunken pony head (x2)
-Leather armor (Torso) (Unequipped)
-Bits (x30)
 
Skills:
Unarmed: 2/10
Speech: 1/10
Lockpick: 1/10
Barter: 1/10
Sneak: 1/10
Medicine: 1/10
 
Armor:
-Head:
-Torso:
-Legs:
 
Weapon:
-A bamboo fighting stick
 
Karma: -100
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 Anonymous  12/23/13(Mon)00:16 UTC-7 No.15242487Replies: >>15242529
>>15242464 (You)
Equip the fighting stick and finish her off, don't need her telling everybody about this.
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 Anonymous  12/23/13(Mon)00:17 UTC-7 No.15242502
>>15242464 (You)
leave a healing potion in a tree
leave
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 Anonymous  12/23/13(Mon)00:18 UTC-7 No.15242510
>>15242464 (You)
What about >rape?
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 Anonymous  12/23/13(Mon)00:19 UTC-7 No.15242528
>>15242464 (You)
check if you have wings
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 Ranger Of The Wastes  12/23/13(Mon)00:19 UTC-7 No.15242529Replies: >>15242547
>>15242487
OP is waiting on more posts.
 
We need some that aren't by the same guy.
 
No offense.
 
By the way, 5-10, and 0 gets 'em now.
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 Ranger Of The Wastes  12/23/13(Mon)00:20 UTC-7 No.15242547
>>15242529 (You)
Never mind that about the post numbers.
 
This will be more fun if everything is considered.
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 Ranger Of The Wastes  12/23/13(Mon)00:25 UTC-7 No.15242600Replies: >>15242629 >>15242676 >>15242682
>>15242464 (You)
You look at her limp form laying on the ground. You think about
>rape
for a second, think better of it, then better of it again, think better of it AGAIN, then decide not too.
 
You Sanity is not low enough for >rape yet.
 
You equip the stick and finish her off. You leave the hut, and her corpse.
 
>Sanity -5%
 
You check you body, only to find that you are a Pegasus/Unicorn/Earth?
 
You guys can choose.
 
There are exits to the North and South.
 
Sanity: 80%- Crystal clear
Health: 85%- Good
Ailments:
- A pounding headache
-Various body aches
 
Inventory:
-Healing potion (x5)
-Invisibility potion (x1)
-Bamboo fighting stick (x1)
-Shrunken pony head (x2)
-Leather armor (Torso) (Unequipped)
-Bits (x30)
 
Skills:
Unarmed/Melee: 3/10
Speech: 1/10
Lockpick: 1/10
Barter: 1/10
Sneak: 1/10
Medicine: 1/10
 
Armor:
-Head:
-Torso:
-Legs:
 
Weapon:
-A bamboo fighting stick
 
Karma: -500 (Evil)
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 Anonymous  12/23/13(Mon)00:27 UTC-7 No.15242629Replies: >>15242642
>>15242600 (You)
we fly now
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 Anonymous  12/23/13(Mon)00:29 UTC-7 No.15242642
>>15242629
also, we need to kick the shit out of some timberwolfs eating foals to regain karma.
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 Anonymous  12/23/13(Mon)00:32 UTC-7 No.15242676Replies: >>15242707
>>15242600 (You)
>You check you body, only to find that you are a Pegasus/Unicorn/Earth pony
You mean we're all three at once? Like... an alicorn?
 
Well, this certainly changes things!
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 Ranger Of The Wastes  12/23/13(Mon)00:32 UTC-7 No.15242682Replies: >>15242705 >>15242713 >>15242774
>>15242600 (You)
YOU ARE A PEGASUS.
 
You look for timber wolves, but there are none to be found. They're all probably over a Fluttershy's.
 
You try to fly, but hit a tree.
 
>Health -5%
 
You walk up the trail to the North. There are three paths here, one leading to a dirt road, one leading to a town, and one going back where you came from.
 
There is a blue unicorn mare here.
 
Sanity: 80%- Crystal clear
Health: 80%- Good
Ailments:
-Various body aches
 
Inventory:
-Healing potion (x5)
-Invisibility potion (x1)
-Bamboo fighting stick (x1)
-Shrunken pony head (x2)
-Leather armor (Torso) (Unequipped)
-Bits (x30)
 
Skills:
Unarmed/Melee: 3/10
Speech: 1/10
Lockpick: 1/10
Barter: 1/10
Sneak: 1/10
Medicine: 1/10
 
Armor:
-Head:
-Torso:
-Legs:
 
Weapon:
-A bamboo fighting stick
 
Karma: -500 (Evil)
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 Anonymous  12/23/13(Mon)00:35 UTC-7 No.15242705
>>15242682 (You)
not to self: fly into tree to fix headache
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 Ranger Of The Wastes  12/23/13(Mon)00:35 UTC-7 No.15242707
>>15242676
Meaning someone got to choose which.
 
Current Quest: WHERE THE FUPP AM I?
 
Quest Add: Ascend To Godhood.
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 Anonymous  12/23/13(Mon)00:36 UTC-7 No.15242713
>>15242682 (You)
offer her a shrunken pony head
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 Ranger Of The Wastes  12/23/13(Mon)00:42 UTC-7 No.15242774Replies: >>15242790 >>15242820 >>15242827 >>15242848 >>15242876
>>15242682 (You)
You offer a shrunken head to the mare.
 
"The Great and Powerful Trixie shall accept your gift, for it is what she has been wanting!"
 
>Relation boost: Trixie +1
>-1 shrunken pony head
>You have gained Karma!
 
Trixie: "You know, there is a library in town that might help you with your ascent.
 
Sanity: 80%- Crystal clear
Health: 80%- Good
Ailments:
-None
 
Inventory:
-Healing potion (x5)
-Invisibility potion (x1)
-Bamboo fighting stick (x1)
-Shrunken pony head (x1)
-Leather armor (Torso) (Equipped)
-Bits (x30)
 
Skills:
Unarmed/Melee: 3/10
Speech: 2/10
Lockpick: 1/10
Barter: 2/10
Sneak: 1/10
Medicine: 1/10
 
Armor:
-Head:
-Torso: Leather Armor
-Legs:
 
Weapon:
-A bamboo fighting stick
 
Karma: -300 (Evil)
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 Anonymous  12/23/13(Mon)00:44 UTC-7 No.15242790
>>15242774 (You)
Head into town,
find library,
>rape librarian if female
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 Anonymous  12/23/13(Mon)00:46 UTC-7 No.15242820
>>15242774 (You)
tell her you cant read
ask for some "private lessons" wink at herwith your eye
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 Anonymous  12/23/13(Mon)00:46 UTC-7 No.15242827
>>15242774 (You)
ask where town is, you idiot
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 Ranger Of The Wastes  12/23/13(Mon)00:49 UTC-7 No.15242848Replies: >>15242858 >>15242860 >>15242862 >>15242887 >>15242936
>>15242774 (You)
You ask where town is.
 
"Just down that path, can't you see it?"
 
You walk down the path, and into town. There are many ponies here. A pink one is rapidly approaching.
 
You have no clue where the library is.
 
Sanity: 80%- Crystal clear
Health: 80%- Good
Ailments:
-None
 
Inventory:
-Healing potion (x5)
-Invisibility potion (x1)
-Bamboo fighting stick (x1)
-Shrunken pony head (x1)
-Leather armor (Torso) (Equipped)
-Bits (x30)
 
Skills:
Unarmed/Melee: 3/10
Speech: 2/10
Lockpick: 1/10
Barter: 2/10
Sneak: 1/10
Medicine: 1/10
 
Armor:
-Head:
-Torso: Leather Armor
-Legs:
 
Weapon:
-A bamboo fighting stick
 
Karma: -300 (Evil)
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 Anonymous  12/23/13(Mon)00:50 UTC-7 No.15242858
>>15242848 (You)
Dodge potential attacker, prepare to counter
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 Anonymous  12/23/13(Mon)00:50 UTC-7 No.15242860Replies: >>15242873
>>15242848 (You)
say alod to no one in particular
EY BB WAN SUM FUK
(we may still be hard after our attempt to jerk of and we cant walk round town with a hardon)
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 Ranger Of The Wastes  12/23/13(Mon)00:50 UTC-7 No.15242862Replies: >>15242873
>>15242848 (You)
Pink pony is getting closer.
 
>NAME:PINKIE IS RAPIDLY APPROACHING. 30 METERS AND CLOSING FAST.
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 Anonymous  12/23/13(Mon)00:51 UTC-7 No.15242873
say>>15242860
to her>>15242862 (You)
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 Anonymous  12/23/13(Mon)00:51 UTC-7 No.15242876
>>15242774 (You)
introduce yourself as Cipher, and check if you still are male
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 Anonymous  12/23/13(Mon)00:53 UTC-7 No.15242887Replies: >>15242927
>>15242848 (You)
fly up so you are not tackled. Duh
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 Anonymous  12/23/13(Mon)00:57 UTC-7 No.15242927
>>15242887
or dig down she wont expect that!
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 Ranger Of The Wastes  12/23/13(Mon)00:58 UTC-7 No.15242936Replies: >>15242950 >>15242965 >>15242966 >>15243004
>>15242848 (You)
Gender Check:
...
...
...
You are male.
 
You prepare to counter, but there is no attack.
 
NAME:PINKIE: Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie! What's your name?
You: My name is Cipher. Pleasure to meet your acquaintance. Would you care for some fine coitus?
NAME:PINKIE: I don't know what that means, but SURE! Meet me at the Sugarcube Corner sometime!
You: By the way, where is the library?
NAME:PINKIE: Just over there in that big tree!
 
She points to a large tree, then says goodbye and bounces off.
 
Heh.
 
You walk to the library and knock on the door. A purple mare comes to the door.
 
???: Hello! Who are you?
 
Sanity: 80%- Crystal clear
Health: 80%- Good
Ailments:
-None
 
Inventory:
-Healing potion (x5)
-Invisibility potion (x1)
-Bamboo fighting stick (x1)
-Shrunken pony head (x1)
-Leather armor (Torso) (Equipped)
-Bits (x30)
 
Skills:
Unarmed/Melee: 3/10
Speech: 2/10
Lockpick: 1/10
Barter: 2/10
Sneak: 1/10
Medicine: 1/10
 
Armor:
-Head:
-Torso: Leather Armor
-Legs:
 
Weapon:
-A bamboo fighting stick
 
Karma: -300 (Evil)
 
Relations:
 
Trixie: 1/3
Pinkie: 1/3
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 Anonymous  12/23/13(Mon)00:59 UTC-7 No.15242950Replies: >>15242972
>>15242936 (You)
tip your fedora to her and thank her
then make your way to the library
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 Anonymous  12/23/13(Mon)01:01 UTC-7 No.15242965
>>15242936 (You)
I'm king Ozymandias, look upon my works ye mortal and despair.
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 Anonymous  12/23/13(Mon)01:01 UTC-7 No.15242966
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>>15242936 (You)
Ask her if you could have her number
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 Ranger Of The Wastes  12/23/13(Mon)01:02 UTC-7 No.15242972
>>15242950
You are already at the library.
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 Ranger Of The Wastes  12/23/13(Mon)01:04 UTC-7 No.15243004Replies: >>15243035 >>15243036 >>15243072 >>15243089 >>15243148
>>15242936 (You)
YOU: I AM OZYMANDIAS, LOOK UPON MY WORKS YE MORTAL AND DESPAIR!
???: Works, what works?
YOU: THOSE WORKS!
>YOU GESTURE TO A PILE OF ROCKS.
???: That's a pile of rocks. I have several books on how to make things out of rocks if you'd like to read them, though.
 
Take books?
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 Anonymous  12/23/13(Mon)01:07 UTC-7 No.15243035
>>15243004 (You)
fight the bitch for disrespecting the king of kings
(unarmed)VAGOO-PUNCHO 25%extra crit chance
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 Ruby Rose  12/23/13(Mon)01:07 UTC-7 No.15243036
>>15243004 (You)
 
Take books. Never know when learning how to make superior weapons from sticks and stones could be of use.
 
Also ask if she has something on psychological conditions, to do a mental check.
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 Anonymous  12/23/13(Mon)01:09 UTC-7 No.15243072
>>15243004 (You)
take, er barrow, the books.
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 Anonymous  12/23/13(Mon)01:11 UTC-7 No.15243089
>>15243004 (You)
ask about how the apocalypse is going
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 Ranger Of The Wastes  12/23/13(Mon)01:16 UTC-7 No.15243148Replies: >>15243165 >>15243191 >>15243224 >>15243257 >>15243260
>>15243004 (You)
You take the books. You also ask about mental books, and she gives you PONEDSM-5. You inquire about the shit hitting the fan, but she just gives you an odd stare.
 
You begin to fight the ???
 
>WILD ??? APPEARED!
>GO WEIRD ASS "HERO"
>ATTACK
>WEIRD ASS "HERO" USED CUNT PUNT
>IT'S A CRITICAL HIT
>??? IS STUNNED
>ALL OF FUCKING PONYVILLE IS AFTER YOU.
 
>Ponyville reputation: Hated.
 
Ponies are converging on you from all sides, with murderous looks on their faces! ??? is curled up, crying!
 
AW SHIT SON! WHAT DO YOU DO NOW?
 
Also, mental check.
...
...
...
SANITY IS MUCH LOWER THAN EXPECTED.
 
Sanity: 45%- Lesson Zero
Health: 80%- Good
Ailments:
-None
 
Inventory:
-Healing potion (x5)
-Invisibility potion (x1)
-Bamboo fighting stick (x1)
-Shrunken pony head (x1)
-Leather armor (Torso) (Equipped)
-Bits (x30)
 
Skills:
Unarmed/Melee: 4/10
Speech: 2/10
Lockpick: 1/10
Barter: 2/10
Sneak: 1/10
Medicine: 1/10
 
Armor:
-Head:
-Torso: Leather Armor
-Legs:
 
Weapon:
-A bamboo fighting stick
 
Karma: -600 (Evil)
 
Relations:
 
Trixie: 1/3
Pinkie: 1/3
Ponyville: Hated
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 Anonymous  12/23/13(Mon)01:17 UTC-7 No.15243165
>>15243148 (You)
plan B do what they dont expect throw up the dig directly down THEYLLL EXPECT YOU TO USE YOUR WINGS HAHAHA
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 Equestria Quest Anonymous  12/23/13(Mon)01:17 UTC-7 No.15243167Replies: >>15243182
You flip through the rock book, noting that the materials needed are set up in a three-by-three grid.
 
You ask the mare, "So, where exactly am I?"
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 Anonymous  12/23/13(Mon)01:19 UTC-7 No.15243182
>>15243167
so as an entire town surrounds you on all sides and we are forced to use plab B
you decide to flip through a book? maybe our sanity is unprecedentedly low
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 Anonymous  12/23/13(Mon)01:20 UTC-7 No.15243191Replies: >>15243211
>>15243148 (You)
hit everyone in the head one by one as they enter the library, waving shrunken head as intimidation, then leave threw the window.
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 Anonymous  12/23/13(Mon)01:22 UTC-7 No.15243211
>>15243191
thats some funky African tribal warfare shit we are tryin to pull is our sanity low enough and is our unarmed high enough?
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 Anonymous  12/23/13(Mon)01:23 UTC-7 No.15243224
>>15243148 (You)
throw a surprise shrunken head party
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 Ruby Rose  12/23/13(Mon)01:27 UTC-7 No.15243257
>>15243148 (You)
 
Hundreds of ponies, unicorns, pegasi, and mudders are after you.
 
Logically, give up and have yourself checked in. At least you get food and fixed up.
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 Ranger Of The Wastes  12/23/13(Mon)01:27 UTC-7 No.15243260Replies: >>15243274 >>15243291 >>15243301 >>15243472
>>15243148 (You)
You experiences in Fillydelphia have taught you many ways to fight.
 
>You get kicked in the face!
>ENGAGE FALLEN CAESAR STYLE
>GROUP:EVERYONE is stunned!
 
You wave the head, but no one notices it. Therefore ruining the party you had planned.
 
You jump out the window, but not before grabbing Purple Smart and taking her unconscious form with you.
 
You run out the other side, and gallop toward a castle in the distance.
>noidea.jpg
 
Sanity: 45%- Lesson Zero
Health: 50%- Half way to death
Ailments:
-Broken wing (left)
-Various bruises
 
Inventory:
-Healing potion (x5)
-Invisibility potion (x1)
-Bamboo fighting stick (x1)
-Shrunken pony head (x1)
-Leather armor (Torso) (Equipped)
-Bits (x30)
 
Skills:
Unarmed/Melee: 5/10
Speech: 2/10
Lockpick: 1/10
Barter: 2/10
Sneak: 1/10
Medicine: 1/10
 
Armor:
-Head:
-Torso: Leather Armor
-Legs:
 
Weapon:
-A bamboo fighting stick
 
Karma: -600 (Evil)
 
Relations:
 
Trixie: 1/3
Pinkie: 1/3
Ponyville: Hated
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 Ruby Rose  12/23/13(Mon)01:28 UTC-7 No.15243274
>>15243260 (You)
 
Fuck it. Health potion up, gag Twilight with the shrunken head.
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 Anonymous  12/23/13(Mon)01:30 UTC-7 No.15243291
>>15243260 (You)
start shoving bits into your mouth
use purple pone as a backpack
EAT all the healing potions(glass and all)
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 Anonymous  12/23/13(Mon)01:31 UTC-7 No.15243301
>>15243260 (You)
claim you evil twin did it.
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 Solution Anonymous  12/23/13(Mon)01:36 UTC-7 No.15243342Replies: >>15243350
You wake up in your bed and realize it was all a dream. There. Fixed it.
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 Anonymous  12/23/13(Mon)01:37 UTC-7 No.15243350
>>15243342
bullshit we got away just fine with purple horse AND we had health potions we where fine
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 WAIT Anonymous  12/23/13(Mon)01:40 UTC-7 No.15243387Replies: >>15243435
PLOT TWIST! WHEN YOU WAKE UP YOU FIND TWILIGHT THERE, UNCONSCIOUS, ON THE COACH. WAT DO?
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 Anonymous  12/23/13(Mon)01:44 UTC-7 No.15243435
>>15243387
>nb4 nb4 >rape
>gentle RAPE
you know the kinda rape you see in hentai where at first she dosent want it then she gets into it then she has some kind of dramatic mental realization then she falls in love with you for helping her realize she didint know as much about herself as she thought
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 Ranger Of The Wastes  12/23/13(Mon)01:47 UTC-7 No.15243472Replies: >>15243525 >>15243542 >>15243638
>>15243260 (You)
You eat the potions, causing massive internal damage. Falling to the ground, you look at the sky one last time before death...
 
And see the Purple Pone get up, walk over, spit on you, kick dirt on you, then trot away.
 
>>>YOU HAVE DIED<<<
 
You wake up in your bed, hands and all.
 
And Twilight is laying there, unconscious on the couch.
 
>ohshit.png
 
Autism: 60%- Lesson One
Health: 100%- Good
Spaghetti: 10%
 
Inventory:
-Boxer shorts
 
Skills-
Shitposting: 10/10
Nor/mlp/ posting: 3/10
Memes: 7/10
Fighting: 1/10
>rape: 1/10
 
Clothes:
-Boxer shorts (equipped)
 
Weapon:
-None
 
Relations:
NSA/USA: Good
/mlp/: FAGET
Ponies: Neutral
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 why Anonymous  12/23/13(Mon)01:51 UTC-7 No.15243520
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 Anonymous  12/23/13(Mon)01:51 UTC-7 No.15243525
>>15243472 (You)
use high relation with america to con them into letting you borrow their time machine
go back in time to right as you met twilight
keep autism levels nominal
raise spaghetti levels
lower maymays
take off boxer shorts
off boxers as gift to ponies
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 Ruby Rose  12/23/13(Mon)01:53 UTC-7 No.15243542
>>15243472 (You)
 
Hit up the kitchen, go grab something to eat. Then act freaked out as fuck, when ytou realize she's still there. Cause her to freak out, and freak out together until you understand that she's in YOUR world. Still in pone mode.
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 Ranger Of The Wastes  12/23/13(Mon)02:02 UTC-7 No.15243638Replies: >>15243704
>>15243472 (You)
>AUTISM LEVELS ARE NOMINAL.
>CALIBRATING SPAGHETTI MATRIX
>LOWERING MAYMAY ARRAY
 
You grab some Cheetos and Coke. She trots into the room, just as you turn around.
 
You: "GAH!"
Twilight: "GAHHH!:
You: "GAHHHHHHH!"
Twilight: "GAHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHERE AM I!?"
You: "YOU'RE ON EARTH! IN MY WORLD!"
 
whatthefuckishappening.gif
 
She takes a seat at the table. She clearly remembers everything you did in the dream.
 
thisisnothappening dot jay peg
 
In your spaghetti induced state, you take off your boxer shorts and present them to her.
 
Autism: 20%- Good
Health: 100%- Good
Spaghetti: 75%
Maymays: 9001%
 
Inventory:
-None
 
Skills-
Shitposting: 10/10
Nor/mlp/ posting: 3/10
Memes: 7/10
Fighting: 1/10
>rape: 1/10
 
Clothes:
-Boxer shorts (equipped)
 
Weapon:
-None
 
Relations:
NSA/USA: Good
/mlp/: FAGET
Ponies: Neutral