>Today is a Thursday!
>You know what that means?!
>Chest and biceps!
>Aww yis!
>You go through your long and boring day just waiting to go to the gym.
>Finally you’re off work.
>You make your way home and relax a bit, then you're off to Power House Gym to pump some iron.
>Time to work out.
>A little run and some stretching, now for the weights.
>You’ve just finished Incline Dumbbells, now off to the bench press.
>First twelve reps at 150lbs.
>Easy.
>One minute break.
>You’re feeling pretty good.
>Next set down the ladder.
>Ten reps at 170lbs.
>Aww yis!
>The best feeling!
>Five reps down, and you’re bringing the weight to your chest.
>2-1-2, nigga!
>You’re not quite ready to do a 4-2-4 rep time, but good enough!
>You extend your arms out and hold position.
>????
>Why is everything turning blue?
>!?!?
>You look around.
>In an instant, Power House turns into…
>The fuck is this!
>You’re still holding your position, baffled to see what appears to be a bunch of books.
>You turn to your right.
>The fuck is that!
>A purple pony looking back at you wide eyed.
>All of the sudden, the floor breaks.
>Wut.
>You're on the first floor?
>Still in hold position.
>You have no idea what in gods name is going on!
>Again, the floor breaks!
>You're in the basement, a purple pony looking at you from a hole between the floorboards.
> She’s just as dumfounded.
“What is going on!” you say in a panic, rolling the weight over and onto the ground.
>“I don’t know!” she whelps trotting in place.
>Your weight makes a sizeable dent in the cement.
>Holy Fuck!
>You get up, denting the ground as you walk.
“H-how do I get out of here!” you yell up to her.
>“T-take the stairs?!”
>You walk over to them awkwardly, each step feeling like you're stepping on crackers.
>First step on the stairs.
>The step breaks!
>The second step does too!
“I-It’s not working!”
>“I don’t know?! J-Jump!?”
 
 
>You jump.
>You shouldn’t have!
>A crater forms under you as you blow past the floors, passing a blur of purple and breaking the ceiling like it’s paper.  
>HOLY JESUS!
>You're in the air now, still accelerating.
>Full moon! Aww Cool!
>Wait, nuu!
>You look down to see the ground moving away from you.
>Pls nuu!
>Oh God, you're slowing down now!
>Now you’re falling!
>You close your eyes scream like a twelve year old girl.
>Wow!
>You screamed for like fifteen seconds straight and your still falling.
>You’re exhilarated, scared, confused, and now the ground is coming! Fast!
>SHEIIIIIT!
>The ground crumbles under you and now you're sitting in a ditch.
>You crawl out frantically, the mud and dirt melting under you.
>Finally you get out and take a step.  
>Your feet sink a few inches into the ground.
>Looking around, you see a bunch of lights turning on and ponies coming out of houses!
>Ponies don’t live in houses!
>Is this real life?
>The purple pony is looking at you, from her front door, half a football field away. Her jaw is hanging.
>You feel wind behind you and turn to see a dark purple pony.
>She’s taller than the rest.
>“What art thou?” she says tilting her head to the side.
>“H-he’s like some kind of god!” the little purple pony says from a far.  
>“A god? Validate?”
“I’m not a god! How can you talk!”
>“He denies he is a god, Twilight Sparkle.” she yells back to the purple pony that is now galloping towards the two of you.
>The dark purple one eyes you up and down.
>“You look rather weird, though you look… How do I put this? Well built?
>Fuckin talking pony is looking at your smexy body!
>Wait, now she’s looking at your junk!
>Oh! look who decided to join the “what the fuck is happening” party, the little purple pony gasping for air.
>“Princess Luna!” she huffs out of breath.
 
 
>Would ya look at that! It’s not just any pony looking at your junk, it’s a princess!
>“I was working on a spell to look into other realms *huff* And I’m not sure what exactly happened! *huff* But then he came, and broke my floors! And then jumped in to the air like it was nothing and broke my ceiling!
>“Twilight, I fail to see how this makes him a God… Why did you not just teleport here?”
“C-can I go home now? Did y’all notice ya have horns!”
>“But look at his feet! They are sinking into the ground! He must weigh a ton! Even more! There’s no way something that small can weigh that much!
>“Art thou a God?”
“Okay! I’m a god! Can I go home now?”
>“Do you know what this means?” the so-called princess says.
>Oh god, do you want to know.
“A Hoof wrestle!” she says giddily.
>That sounds oddly familiar to arm wrestling.
>Dis pony wants to arm wrestle you.
“With all due respect, I don’t want to break you.”
>She looks at you with squinty eyes and a devilish smirk.
>“Art thou sure thou shalt do the breaking?”
“K-kinda?"
>"If I win, you must do all of my royal duties for a month."    
>lel duties
"And if I win, I get to go home."
>"Then it shall be. Come now weird looking creature,  take a hold of my hoof."
>You look at her, then her hoof, then back at her.
>"Deal!"
>As soon as your hand makes contact with her hoof, you're instantaneously transported to a very odd looking room.
>In front of you is an arm wrestling bench.
>From the floor, to the wall, then the ceiling, a line divides the room cutting right in between the center of the bench.
>The side to the left is pure white with a mural of the sun
>The right side is dark blue and has a mural of the moon.
>“Come now, god of a different realm.”
>Hoofs clop toward the bench as you follow close behind.
>“This is the private wrestling room that my sister and I have made to be indestructible.”
>Only now have you realized that you have not broken anything.
 
 
 
 
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>Amazing!
>She sits down and takes position.
>Her front hooves tap against your side of the bench.
>“Come, come! Sit and let us begin!”
>You take a seat on the suns side and get ready.
>Aww shit this table thing has a handle thing for your free hand.
“Okay, I’ll take it easy just for ya!”
>“Very well it shall be your loss!”
>Lol, this pony is gonna get rekt so hard.
>“Oh! This will not do! We must have a referee to tell us to start. Will you pardon me for a quick moment?!”
“Uhh…”
>Her horn begins glowing and then she vanishes.
>Welp now shes back, and with that purple pony from before.
>Would you look at that!
>The little purple pony is in the middle of  brushing her teeth.
>She looks so startled right now!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
>The bigger, dark purple pony gets back in position and now has one hoof on the handle and the other waiting for you.  
>Your brain is having a really tough time processing all this crazy shit, you grab a hold of her hoof without really realizing it.
>“Twilight! Say go!” she says with the excitement of a small child who has eaten too much candy.
>“G- *gurgle* O *gurgle.”
>Before you know what happened, you’re laying sideways on the bench.
>Wut
>Fuck
“Hey! I wasn’t ready!”
>You get up in an instant.
“Rematch!’
>She’s looking at you with a cocky grin and proceeds to blow the tip of her hoof like the smoke from the tip of a gun.
>“Well now, that was not even a challenge, it looks like you are my slave now.”
“DOUBLE OR NOTHING”
>You have her attention.
>“Name your price”
“You’re coming with me when I go home, and you’ll have to do all of my chores for a month.”
>“Very well, If I win, on top of doing my royal duties, you will be a slave to me. Meaning you must say yes to anything I ask of you.”
“You know what, instead of doing my chores, you’ll be my slave!”
>“You are bargaining for more than you can chew.”
>The both of you shake on it and get in position.
>“Twilight…”
>*Gurgle*  
 
 
 
>The two of you start.
>You hold dead center while sizing her up.
>Looks like this handle works wonders.
>You tighten your grip, as does she.
>You want to destroy this pony for that cheap shot.
>You thought she was strong from that devastating first match, but it looks like she's not shit.
>Literally, it feels like she has the strength of a child, like half a pound of pressure.
>Her demise will be slow and humiliating.
>"Twilight, finish up your brushing and come back as quickly as possible. I wouldn't want you to miss his destruction!"
>She teleports out.
>Alright! Back to taking this cocky bastard out!
>Slowly, you step it up and push harder.
>Your arm is now at a 45% angle toward the lunar side.
>Luna seems to be struggling slightly.
>Good, you're not done.
>Maybe you should play with her, you know, pretend to be weak, let her think she has the upper hand.
>"Curse thy self! I will not let you get the best of me!”
>Now she’s pushing back a tad bit harder.
>You won't give her an ounce of satisfaction!
>You match up to two pounds of pressure.
>The poor girl is shaking now.
>You silently bring down the hammer of justice again and move closer to the moon.
>You are a humble god. You will not gloat.
>However, you will put her in her place.
>Lel you're a god, you could get used to that.  
>She's huffin and puffin, desperately trying to stop the onslaught
>Twilight teleports back just in time to see her princess getting rekt!
>Oh Man! That look of terror in her eyes is priceless.  
>"P-princess! Noooo!"
>Aww how sad. You're starting to feel sorry for the princess.
>Too late, now you're inches away.
 >????
>Within the blink of an eye, you’re back where you started, right in the middle.
> YOU'VE BEEN HAD!
>Flabbergasted, your eyes dart to the pony.
>Twilight starts jumping up and down with pure joy.
>"Yes! I never doubted you... Heh"
 
 
 
 
 
 
>There is a evil grin in her face, and a twinkle in her eye.
>"Did you honestly believe those theatrics!?"
>Your angry face gives it all away, and she starts giggling.
“N-no!”
>Two can play at this game!
>You flex your muscles and push back.
>She doesn’t budge.
>Good.
>You push a little harder.
>She becomes disappointed.
>“Are you even trying?”
“YES!”
>lel, no you’re not. not even close!
>You push harder, and she doesn't budge.
>Good.
>Just a little more, and now she's taking you down … Or so she thinks!
>You don’t want to disappoint the pony, so you try to make it look you’re trying as hard as possible though you’re only using a third of your strength.
>Now she’s inches away from taking you down.
“Sorry… There’s only room for two gods in this land and it doesn’t include you.”
>She pushes hard, but you don't budge.
“Let’s get a few things things straight.”
>Luna tries harder, but her hoof only starts shaking in place.
“One, my name is Anon!”
“Two, us gods? We are called humans!”
“Three!”
>With your unfaltering might, you bring yourself back to the start position and continue.
“I’m taking you down!”
>Luna’s fears dissipated, and now she’s looking at you with a determined smile.
>“Twilight, call forth my sister! We may just have a match.”
>”R-right!”
>She teleports out again.
>You and Luna battle it out, lightheartedly sizing each other up.
>Luna starts glowing a bit.
>Then she exhales.
>Shit just got serious.
>With the power of a really built hefty man, she tries to overtake you.
>You will have none of this, your insane defence only makes her angry.
>Twilight teleports back with some other pony.
>She’s in a nightgown and a sleeping mask is over her frizzled mane.
>She rubs the sleep out of her eye.
>*Yawn* “Dearest sister, wha-”
>Her eyes widen in amazement.
>“Twilight What is that thing?” She says with astonishment
>You push Luna back to the middle, breaking a sweat and giving a smirk.
>“I know right! He’s some kind of god!”
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
>“I do not doubt that! He must be a god! No mortal can hold back Luna’s rage!”
“Your sister has no idea what’s coming for her!”
>Defiantly and unsteadily, you subdue her god like strength and only make her angry.
>Now she’s holding back.
>Oh shit, she has an aura coming out of her now.
>Now the tides are turning, and she’s regaining territory
>Celestia and Twilight are cheering her on.
>You glance at them and notice there’s a banner in Celestia’s hoof and one of those big pointing finger gloves on Twilight's hoof
>You two hold your ground in the middle.
>“I never lose!”
>She moving toward the sun now.
>You calm your inner self.
>She is just a pony. A god, none the less, but a pony… You will never lose to a dark purple pastel midget horse.
>You halt her advancement.
>She won’t budge, but you won’t falter.
>Holy shit! Are you glowing too?
>You need to push her back, now!
>You grip the handle as tight as possible and let out a dull roar.
>Celestia’s jaw is left hanging open.
>“T-the handle! The indestructible handle! This human is physically denting the handle!”
>You push her down inches away from the table.
>Why won't she go down?
>”TIA, I NEED MORALE!”
>“Right, sister!”
>Celestia's horn begins to glow and soon after, the room expands, bleachers form and hundreds of ponies are teleported onto them.
>Chaos erupts from the crowd of sleepy ponies.
>Luna pulls some random strength out of her ass and pushes you back to center.
>Fuck this.
>Celestia screams and silences the ponies.
>”We are gathered here tonight to witness a battle of the gods. My dear sister needs your help to win this battle. Please cheer her on!”
>The ponies now look to your direction and are at awe at the scene unfolding in front of them.
>They start cheering Luna on.
>FUCKFUCKFUCK!
>Her strength is so powerful, Twilight incases the two of you in a bubble to protect the audience.
>You’re losing!
>FUCK!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
>You close your eyes and push with all your might but she’s still gaining ground.
>You must let it go!
>Let it all go!
>In that instant a whirlwind of energy as strong as Luna’s pours out of you.
“I AM A MAN!”
>You let go of the handle.
>With every ounce of power you have, you start pushing her back all the while grabbing hold of your shirt with your spare hand.
>You rip it off, revealing your god like body.
[spoiler]What sounds like the culmination of a thousands splashes?[/spoiler]
>Luna blushes, all the while being pushed a few inches from the table top.
>“You know what A-Anon?” She grunts between sentences, “I would not mind losing to you. But do not think I am giving up just yet!”
>She’s barely holding her position, and you’re barely able to keep up your onslaught
>You’re surviving on an adrenaline rush.
>All you need to do now is keep it up your momentum until she falters.
>Just then, you notice her wince.
>There is your opportunity!
>You strike!”
>Now she’s a millimeter from the table top!
>“Do not think you will win!” This pain is nothing compared to the eons of immortality”
>You hear gasps from around the room.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
>Luna screams in agony and amazingly she start recovering her lost ground.
>There’s no way! If you hadn't wasted so much energy by letting go of that handle for a second to rip your shirt off, you would have put her all the way down!
>Damn, how is she doing this?
>Back to the god damn center!
>Now she's taking you down!
>You can’t feel your arm, all you know is that it doesn't have enough strength to stop her movement.
>Instincts kick in as you stop her just a hair away from the table.
>You push her back up just a few inches.
>You can still do this, you can get her!
>You start your reversal, only to hear a dull chant.
>“LU…. NA… LU NA… LU-NA”
>The energy escapes you!
>Luna’s eye’s are burning with resolve.
>nuuu!
>pls!
>“LU-NA-LU-NA-LU-NA!”
>The whole crowd is chanting.
>Her shaky grip become firm, an impenetrable defence.
>Although you don’t give up, you can’t stop it!
>With all your strength, everything you have, you just can’t prevent it.
>Just a fraction of a millimeter away and again, your pure instincts stops her.
>But only for a few seconds.
>It’s not just her strength she has, It’s the will of all the ponies.
>Your hand touches the table top.
>The battle is over.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
>The whole crowd cheers in joy.
>You see just how amped the ponies are, bouncing up and down while throwing their hooves in the air.
>You can hear all the screams, whistles, and a low rumble from all the hooves tapping on the bleacher.
>Damn bro! You just got rekt!
>You dust yourself off and look back at luna who is giving you the most cocky smile you’ve ever seen.
>Then suddenly she’s grabbed by Celestia along with other ponies and thrown in the air.
>You really can’t be that mad.
>She is tough, you’ll give her that.
>You can’t help but laugh.
>Looks like you’ll be a slave to a pony for a month.
>You’re genuinely happy.
>The cheering dies down, then Celestia gets their attention.
>“Lets give it up for Anon!”
>You start flexing for the audience.
>The ponies awe at your sexyness and start cheering for you too!
>“For his stunning display of muscl- I mean talent.”You are truly a God! For I have never seen anyone including myself ever get this close to defeating Luna!”
>The roaring from the crowd only gets louder.
>Never has defeat been so sweet.
>”We shall prepare a feast in your honor, Anon! Tomorrow night!”
>Aww yis!
>The ponies calm down, and Celestia says sorry for teleporting them, and asks them to get ready for tomorrow.
>She makes a teleport gate leading to the town square and asks them to make a line.
>You watch the happy ponies giggling and conversating as they trot in to the gate.
>Then you see luna make her way between the crowd and to you.
>“I am most pleased, Anon!”
“Me too, you look like you’re having a blast!
>“Are you not disappointed?!”
“Why would I be, you won fair and square”
>You give her a little wink and smirk
>She looks at you a little confused.
>“What is this winking you are doing?”
“Oh nothing, I got something in my eye!”
>You give her another wink and start walking toward Celestia.