The two of you take a seat awkwardly on the bar stools behind the serving island.
 
The pony leans forward, propping her up with her left forhoof and looks past you and to the lively ness of the room
 
D so ummm, whats the plan?
 
Your sitting opposite to the bar,  with your back gently press agaist the island, and your elbows just on top
 
Your looking off to the corner where a few humans are deep conversation,  then to your left where a colt and pony have crossed their hoofs and drinking out of the others hoof  
 
A Drink until your vag looks fuckable?
 
She retorts angerly as she looks at you
 
D keep taking like that,  and you won't have a vag to fuck
 
Your roll your eyes, as you keeps glancing around the room
 
A you know what I mean, I just want to drink until the though of fucking you get me hard
 
D OH, I know what you mean, im additon to getting drunk till I cant see straight, maybe if I close me eyes, I can pretend you're a colt,  oh wait....small dick
 
without out turning you face, you squint at her out of the corner orlf your eyes with a subtitle rage
 
Shes giving your an evil grin
 
D oh and try not touch me with your hands, even closed eyes wont save me from those weird things
 
Now you a little more pissed
 
You break your not so subtle atempt to dissociate with her and turn to look at the pony
 
Im not sure if anyone has ever told you this, but your covered in fur its not like like I wanna touch that shit anways
 
Her whole confedent snicker turs into a pouty face
 
D b-but my fur ill well kept and generously coditoned
 
She starts to feel herslelf up
 
Anon,  what I thought you didn't want me to touch it
 
Whatever, fuck you u jerk
 
Anon You said I had a small dick! Whay was I supposed to do
 
D tell me im prettyyyyyyy!!  
 
What
 
Tell me im pretty or no pussy for you
 
Your pretty....
 
No, like to mean it.
 
Your pretty.
 
Bar. Hi there, and how are you two doing
 
Whoa whoa you both say in sync we are not together
 
Well im a little confused that man just call you pretty, he smiling at the two of you while wiping off a glass