Day 7 in Equestria
>You are Invisible Anon
>And today it's Rarity's turn.
>You'll need an intricate complex masterful plan to prank this mare.
>.........fuck it, you'll give her an upper decker.
>Rarity decided to go to the spa today after the Flutter gas attack the previous afternoon.
>This is your moment to strike.
>You walk in the front door because ponies be trusting and junk.
>You head upstairs, walk down the hallway, into Rarity's room, and finally into the adjoining bathroom.
>You lift the lid off the basin.
>You squat down and release the kraken.
>With a prideful feeling only a new parent could have, you replace the lid.
>You go to the hall bathroom to clean yourself, so as to not spoil the surprise.
>Now the waiting game.
>You decide to take a nap in Sweetie Belle's room.
>You are awoken several hours later by the arrival of Rarity.
>Having spied on her before, you know that there is only one place in Ponyville where she can go to the bathroom.
>Fucking prissy ponies.
>Ah, there she goes.
*Flush*
>She is rewarded with a potty full of your beef stew.
>RT: Oh Celestia! What the Buck is that!
>RT: SWEETIE BELLE! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY TOILET!
My work here is done.
>You smile as you leave the boutique.
I love my job.
 
 
Today was a good day.