>You are Anon, and you are worried.
>All morning you've had the strangest feeling.
>You hope Purple Smart hasn't found a way to stop your fun.
>That would suck.
>That, and you're pretty sure she'd castrate you if she got the chance.
>You go to Twilight's.
>It seems she has company.
>You enter the housebrary and find a comfortable spot.
>The CMC dressed in jump suits.
>Oh my god, are those....Proton Packs!
>Where the fuck did they get those?
>And Scootaloo is using a pkE meter?!
>How do they afford these things?
 
>TS: But I'm telling you girls, I don't think it's a ghost.
>AB: Well how else do you explain it?
>TS: It's more likely a demented unicorn using the "Can't See Me" spell.
>Oh and when I catch him, we're going to have a little chat and Mama Pie won't be the only p0ny with a decorative jar over her mantel.
>That, and ghosts just aren't real.
 
>You place your hand over your balls as if to protect them from Twilight's imaginary vengeance.
 
>Sl: But if they're invisible, how are you going to catch him?
>TS: I'm glad you asked, I've been working on a spell that cancels out magical effects.
>Here let me show you.
>Her horn lights up, her eyes glow white, and after a three second charge, a wave of energy blasts out of Twilight's body.
>TS: There, now if there was an invisible p0ny in the room, that spell would have made him visible again.
 
>They're not freaking out, it didn't work.
>Time for some fun.
>You move behind Twilight and yell
DIDN'T WORK!
>She jumps in surprise, you take the opportunity to grab her by the tail and you start to spin her around over your head.
>Oh, she's screaming now.
>The CMC are huddled against the wall in fear.
>It looks like Scootaloo is trying to get a reading off the pkE Meter.
>SL: It's not getting anything.
>AB: That's cause it's my brother's gaydar, it won't help us here.
>You laugh maniacally. This is very fun after all.
>Oops, she stopped screaming, and here comes the chunk train.
*HURK*
>The walls of the library are now covered with what was lunch.
>You stop spinning the purple unicorn.
>With more care than you should give, you lay her on the sofa.
>You should leave, she'll only be stunned for a minute.
>The triple hum of proton packs engaging fills the room.
Oh Fuck
>They're going to cross the streams and kill us all.
>You need to get out of here, now.
>Too late.
>The crusaders all fire at once filling the room with.........bubbles?
>AB: Dang it, why'd we go to Derpy for these anyway?
>SL: Because she always says yes?
Okay, I'm out.
>You leave the housebrary before Twilight comes to her senses.
 
 
>These p0nies really suck at trying to stop you.