>Your eyes open as the morning breeze flying through the window wakes up your senses.
>Nothing like a gulp of fresh mountain air to start the day.
>When your head finally is able to perform given tasks; decision to get up from bed is made.
>But before any move is made you feel something cuddled to you on your left side.
>Memories about the previous night spark as you see Luna clinging to your body.
>Yesterday's session with her sure was intense as she decided she will "study" with you before supper.
>And even after that her hunger wasn't fulfilled despite eating whole plate of prawns in sauce.
>You're not complaining but current events are happening faster than you'd want.
>From a complete virgin to a princess fucker in just one day.
>But enough about your lewd adventures, it's time to get up and not even a princess of the night will stop you.
>Nonetheless waking  Luna from her slumber might be painful even if she slept with you couple hours earlier.
>You gently grab her by the forearm and try to slowly slide it off your abdomen.
>As you progress Luna's head starts to move and lets out quiet whimpers.
>It seems that you're not delicate enough for the royal amazon.
>Her eyelids slowly retracts as her head turns in your direction.
>She yawns and says, "A.Anon..what are you doing?"
"I.um.i am trying to get out of the bed, it's already past 10."
>"Nonsense, go back to sleep."
>Luna wraps her arms around your head and places her leg on top of yours before you can show any sings of resistance.
>You are nothing but a pillow now, with royal breasts resting on your head and a knee on your crotch.
"Luna please, don't you have some important business to discuss with Celestia?"
>She growls before saying; "Maybe, but right now i have a important business here."
"I've got some free time tonight and i thought that perhaps you could teach me something new."
>"Is this the truth you're preaching or is this flimsy excuse you're saying just to get away from me?"
"Have i ever lied to you?"
>Moment passes before your teacher finally speaks, "Wery well then, you may go."
>As her grip loosens , she pulls you back for one more statement.
>"If you think that i'm exhausting, you better wish not to meet my other 'side'."
"Your other 'side'?"
>"You know, that part of me that strikes fear in everyone. Especially during one little night."
"Oh...THAT side."
>"Mhm and if you don't wish to meet her, you better be here tonight understood?"
"Yes your highness."
>As you're trying to put your pants on she turns around to you and says with a lewd smile.
>"Don't worry Anon, you WILL get to meet my other 'side'. You're just not ready yet."
>She winks before disappearing through the door frame.
>You will get to meet her 'side'?
>What does she mean by that?
>Oh don't think about that Anon, she probably wants to screw with your nous.
>Well you better do your homework now as your evening is already booked by one horny princess.
>You open your satchel and shake it over your desk as a various books fly out of it.
>Math, english, polski(nie mo?esz zapomnie? twoich korzeni prawda?) and a special edition of "History of Equestria".
>This version is only available in the most restrictive part of the royal library, not many eyes have seen it.
>But then again, "you are student of Princess of the Night". You could take any dark magic book thanks to your rank.
>Something to drink must be provided before you can start, studying with a dry throat is rather incurious.
>You call for service while thinking what beverage should you order.
>"What can i do for you sir?"
"Could you get me a bottle of soda?"
>"Of Course, would you like a diet or normal?"
"Normal please."
>"I'll be right back sir."
>As the maid rushed for your bubbles, you sit down at your desk and open the right book.
>"History of Equestria: volume 1", page 125, chapter IV, paragraph 12. "The Nightmare Moon."
>Before you start reading maid returns with your drink and some ice, carefully placing it on desk.
>"Do you need anything more sir?"
"Not thank you, i'm good."
>She bows and says "Have a pleasant lecture sir."
"Thanks, i will."
>You take a sip of soda and focus your eyes on the first sentence on the page.
"Alright moonbutt, let's see if you're as fierce as you say."
>First hour of reading doesn't bring anything useful, most of the facts you already know with exception of some trivia.
>But then you stumble upon an interesting chapter, definitely something you won't find in a normal history book.
>"..before her banishment, Nightmare moon used to kidnap underage males ; forcing them into intercourses with her.."
>As you keep reading further, you can feel stiffness in your pants.
>"....in most of the cases male victims ended up dead due to a heart attacks, thirst and exhaustion..."
>Oh boner killer, did you just read about Luna raping to death guys with a huge dicks?
>By the emperor, suddenly her words are spinning in your head again.
>"....'you're just not ready yet'.."
>Does she wants to teach you how to handle her, so she won't fuck you to death?
>Those sweet mixed feelings you have right now.
>On the one hand you had and probably will have sex with the most desired woman in Equestria.
>On top of that she wants to teach you how to be good at it, but on the other hand she might kill you during that.
>Death by snu snu is the way to go, but couple more years on this planet wouldn't hurt.
>However, rest of the book tells about Nightmare moon's methods; and oh boy she sure was creative.
>"...used technic consisted planting pornographic images of Nightmare moon herself in selected boy's head..."
>Is this the same sweet Luna that you've known for the last 2 year?
>She must be sexualy crazy when her other 'side' is displayed.
>Despite your concerns about this issue it's time to eat breakfast, you're late for it again but kitchen should have some leftovers.
>As you pass by the dining hall you can hear multiple laughs.
>Some unexpected royals? Can't be; even if they were some fancy diplomats they wouldn't be laughing like a bunch of kids.
>Well the only way to find out who is paying a visit is to come in.
>You enter the great room with a table longer than a street and see Luna and Celestia laughing.
>This would explain the laughter but you swear you heard more than 2 people.
>As you get closer the mystery gets solved; it's just Twilight with Spike sitting at the table.
>What are they doing here? Especially in sunday morning.
>Before you can safely return unseen to your plans; Celestia sees you and welcomes with her typical warm smile.
>"Good morning Anon! Happy sunday!"
"Same to you and i see that you've got some guests."
>Well you won't get to eat in peace now, they will probably tell you to do something with that fagot Spike while they will sip their 100 bucks cappuccinos.
>"Anon! I haven't seen you in a long time; have you been practising your friendship skills?"
"Yeah long time no see; and yup. I must say thanks to you and your friends i'm not social failure anymore; or at least not that big."
>"Nice to hear that, and don't worry. I was just like you when i first arrived in Ponyville; i couldn't make any friends but after some time i ended up with one of the most amazing people i've ever met!"
>In this moment younger sister adds her 2 cents; "Anon's right Twilight, thanks to your friendship lessons he's become much...bigger person in my eyes."
>She winks at you as the rest of the congregation laughs.
>Yeah you sure are a 'bigger' person in Luna's eyes now; especially after your close encounter with her.
"Yeah, I'm much more open to meeting new people. But anyway, what are you guys doing here?"
>"Oh it's just some formalities in Canterlot. Spike wanted to go too since there's nothing interesting to do in Ponyville right now."
"I see, well i wish you luck on your adventure with the bureaucracy. See you soon."
>In this moment Spike runs up to you and looks at you with puppy eyes; "Can i go with you Anon? I am bored to death; i promise i won't cause you any trouble."
"I don't know, i've got some stuff to do before evening."
>"Please, i will be quiet like a mouse!"
>Luna looks at and winks before saying; "Don't worry about your homework Anon, i will come and help you with it later."
"Alright then, you can tag along Spike."
>After your discontented answer, green haired teen jumps at you and gives you frickin hug.
"Sweet Celestia get off me! I may be more friendly but not that much!"
>Princesses burst into laughter as you push Spike away.
"Let's go then."
>As both of you exit dining hall he immediately asks; "Where are we going?"
"To the kitchen, i'm starving."
>When you're about halfway there Spike says with insecure tone.
>"Can you keep a secret Anon?"
"If i hear one, sure."
>"If you say so, i have a small problem and i need to tell it somebody."
"Then why don't you tell Twilight about it? You guys seem to be pretty close."
>"It's something that only another male would understand."
"Okay, what is it then?"
>Your green companion takes a deep breath and says; "Have you ever had...you know with another person Anon?"
"Have i ever had what? Kissed somebody? If that's the question then yes i have."
>Technically you're not lying since Luna raped your mouth with her tongue yesterday.
>"No i mean other stuff...more prohibited for teenagers like us."
"No i haven't done any drugs Spike, in fact i think it's prohibited for anyone to use them in Equestria."
>"Nonononono i mean OTHER stuff...you know..when a guy likes a girls and they..."
>His head becomes so read that it could work as a traffic light.
"They fuck?"
>He seems surprised by your answer; maybe you could use a softer language.
>"I mean..yeah they do 'it'. So have you done this or not?"
>Tough choice, your pride tells you just grab him and say that you've fucked princess of the night herself and came inside.
>But your reason tells you that more problems will be had if you'll chose to say that.
"Nope, i am still a virgin and i'm proud of that!"
>"Oh..well that's cool but i..i."
"Spit it out Spike, i got your back."
>"I...i had sex with a Sweetie Belle..pleasedonttellanyone"
>In this moment he's expecting death, he wants nothing but a harbinger of end calling him.
"Oh that's cool, she's our age right?"
>He seems rather surprised than scared now; he probably expected you calling him a scum but you're not exactly goodie two shoes either.
>"Y.yeah; you're not angry or anything?"
"Why would i be? It's a normal thing to have sex."
>Spike sighs and smiles; "Oh man i am glad to hear that; on the beginning i was so scared but then Sweetie belle told me to relax and.."
"And then you two had sex; it's normal really. We're teenagers Spike; even in the books they say it's normal to do that in our age."
>"Really?"
"Yeah; hormones and all that. What really surprises me is the fact that you did that with Sweetie Belle not Rarity. Didn't you have a crush on her?"
>"I did, but it turned out that Sweetie had a crush on me for some time. Guys in our age don't have a chance with older women; after i realised that Rarity will never reciprocate my feelings i decided to give it a shot with her sister."
"Again i beg to differ with that part about age difference but continue; how did it happen between two of you?"
>"After i went on a couple of dates with her i started to like her. Eventually we started dating."
"No, no i didn't mean how you started dating; i'm sure it's very romantic story and all. But i'm interested how did your first time was."
>He looks at you with his eyes wide open and with a shaky tone asks; "Why would you need that information? You're not going to tell anyone are you?"
"I already told you; i won't tell anyone. I just want to know how does it feel like to have sex, after all i'm still a virgin."
>You can see hesitation in his body language; he's risking everything. If you will spill the beans he's fucked for life and Sweetie Belle will probably spend the rest of her life in monastery.
"Come on Spike, we know each other for so long. I would tell you if i had sex with anyone; bros before hoes?"
>He bites his lips and looks at you; "Alright, alright you're right. I'll tell you how we did that."
>Guilt; works every time.
"Thank you! I knew i could count on you; so how did it happen? Did she tell you to massage her and then she got undressed and..."
>"Woah, slow down there dude. What kind of reality you're in? In fact this would never happen with any woman."
"Again i beg to differ; but okay. What's the real story?"
>"I was watching movie with her in Rarity's boutique; we were alone since Rarity herself went shopping with the others. When a sex scene appeared i felt Sweetie's hand on my private parts.."
"Mhm; keep going."
>"So when she placed it there; i asked if everything is alright. But she just placed her finger on my lips and slides her hand inside my pants.."
"Spike i might have to stop you there. We're almost in the kitchen; let's just grab something quick to eat and head to my room. You'll tell me rest of the story there."
>"Uh okay."
>After grabing a bag of snacks and a crate of soda; you return to your room.
>You placed munches on the table and put soda in a bucket filled with ice.
"Alright, i think we're good. Let's pick from that moment where we left off."
>"Okay.as i was saying. She grabbed my genitals and started stroking them, i got an erection but didn't say anything it just felt so good."
"Yeah i know it feels awesome."
>"You know how?"
"Uhh.i mean it must felt awesome. I don't know how does it feel to have someone playing with your junk; i'm still a virgin as i said before."
>"Right, so she was rubbing it and after some time she took my pants off and without any warning put it in her mouth. It felt like i was in heaven; like i could fly; like i would.."
"It felt good, i get it. Next part."
>"A minute or two later i couldn't hold it and..you know..in her mouth."
"You shot a load of jizz in her mouth? Noice; up top."
>Spike still looks like he's selling his own mother to the KGB but he high fives you nonetheless.
"What did you do after? Surely it didn't stop there."
>"N.no we didn't stop. I wasn't thinking straight and Sweetie wanted to go further so i just said 'okay'."
>Oh this is getting better and better.
>"She told me to get on the bed and lay down on my back while she took her clothes off and started to hover over me. Then she just grabbed my member and put him in her."
"Wow, and how long did you last?"
>"Not long, after minute i came again, and inside her too."
"Good thing you were wearing a condom right?"
>"I.i didn't wear anything."
"Wait..what about Sweetie Belle; did she told you that she was taking some pills or something?"
>"N.no she didn't say anything about pills."
"And even after that you didn't put on a rubber?!"
>"S.she said that i don't have to worry about anything..i just.i though.."
>At this point he starts to shake; you can see tears forming in his eyes.
>Sweet Luna and Celestia this guy couldn't have sex.
"Spike i'm not going to tell anyone about this, but there is a huge chance Sweetie Belle might be pregnant."
>"No..."
"Yes! What were you thinking?! I would understand if Sweetie used pills or even protection spell; but from what you're telling me you guys just went bananas."
>"She is pregnant then?"
"There is a chance; but not that big. Depends on your luck."
>"So there's a chance i will be saved?!"
"Yeah, but there is also a chance you will get incinerated by Rarity and Twilight if your first girl is pregnant. Not to mention her parents, Sweetie Belle's dad will skin you alive if he will find out."
>He's pale as death now; but it's understanding. You'd be sweating bullets if your girlfriend would be pregnant.
>Spike has always been an presumptuous, overweening, vexatious and a pink apron wearing asshole to you the first day you met him.
>Since then you wanted to rip his spine but every time you were close to it somebody managed to calm you down.
>Normally you'd be laughing right now. Looking at your enemy getting kicked in the balls day after your victory.
>But this time you feel different; could this be compasion? Maybe all guys are like that.
>Wishing death to themselves but when shit actually goes down they act like they're brothers.
>Nevermind; right now Spike's future is shattering and he can't tell anyone about it. No matter how much you hate this fagot; you can't leave him like this.
>You take a deep breath and put your hands together. It's time to save this idiot.
"Before we can do anything i must ask. When was it?"
>"4 days ago."
"Have you seen her after that or did she call you?"
>"N.no i haven't seen her and she didn't call me."
"Well if she's pregnant she should know it by know; that is if she has done a pregnancy test. And i must say that i doubt she did."
>"So what should we do?"
"We? As much as i want to help you Spike if she really is pregnant it's your problem not mine."
>"Okay, okay i get it.."
"Hey why the long face? We don't know anything yet. Right now the only thing you can do is to call her."
>"R.right now?"
"Well yeah, there's no reason to put it off. Man up!"
>"Alright, i'm gonna call her. What should i ask?"
"What did she have for breakfast."
>"Really?"
"Of course not you idiot. Ask her if she has done any pregnancy tests; if not tell her to go buy one and do it."
>"What if she says 'yes'."
"Then you'll ask her what's the verdict. It's not like you can change the outcome of the test."
>"Okay, i'm gonna do it. I just need a minute."
"Take your time."
>A minute passes before might-be-dad decides to dial a his might-be-mother. You wait 20 seconds to hear Sweetie's voice.
>"Uh hi Sweetie it's Spike i'm calling because..yeah i liked it too, yeah, i know. Listen i must ask you a really important question.."
>He looks at you like he's expecting permission to do it; you feel like his father that's expecting the worst. Nonetheless you nod as a sign of your approval.
>"...h.have you did a pregnancy test perhaps? Yeah..yeah..i know but listen; we better be sure. I don't want to find out that you're pregnant from your growing belly; i need you to do one of these tests. You should get them in...eh..hold on a sec."
>"Where can she get a pregnancy test?"
"Tell her to go to the Ponyville pharmacy; they should give her one for free without any problems."
>"..um Sweetie you there? Good, go to the pharmacy. They should give you one for free without asking any questions; i know...i know we should. Right now just go there and do it."
"And tell her not to tell anyone! Even her closest friends; right now nothing is certain and you don't want any people to know about this unless she's pregnant."
>"Oh and don't tell anyone about this; even Apple Bloom and Scootaloo. We need to be sure; okay..mhm..bye."
"Nothing more left to do but wait; she should be done with it in about an hour."
>Spike sweats like a roasted big and his hands shake like mad; you wouldn't be surprised if he'd lost consciousness.
"You want to lay down?"
>"Yes please."
"Here use my bed if you want; it's as soft as princesses breasts."
>"How do you kno.."
>"It's a saying."
>As he closes his eyes you return to your desk; since all you can do is wait you might return to your lecture.
>"Anon why does your bed smell like a perfumes? I mean those super expensive kind like the one who princess Luna uses."
>Think Anon, you still can get out of this.
"I like the smell so i just use them as an air refreshment."
>"It must cos a lot."
"Yeah it does but you know; nothing beats living of taxpayers money."
>"I'd love to live like that."
"But you live in a castle and all; doesn't Twilight lets you buy super expensive things?"
>"Nah; she says that just because we can doesn't mean we should."
"Man that sucks; Luna lets me buy anything i want. All the stuff you see in here; consoles, my pc; laptop it's all worth more than 30k."
>"You're living the dream aren't you?"
"Yup; couldn't wish for a better life. I don't know why i hesitated when Luna asked me to become her student."
>"Wait; you didn't plan to become her student from the beginning?"
"No; you see i wanted to become a royal guard. It was my dream, i was training to become one since i was 7. But after the changelings attack i became so popular thanks to my abilities that princess of the night herself came to me and made  the proposition."
>"I see; that's probably why you are so ripped. Man i wish i had meat like you; Rarity would probably had crush on me instead."
"You can still get fit. All you need is a diet; daily exercise and a bit of will power."
>"Now i want to go eat something healthy and do push ups."
"Don't worry you still have time; besides if Sweetie finds you attractive there's no rush. Just don't get fat."
>"Yeah she thinks i'm cute. But it won't matter if she's pregnant.."
>You're not much of a friends with Sweetie but she sure has excellent timing; as Spike's phone starts to ring.
>Spike looks at the screen and then at you.
"Speak of devil; come on answer her."
>He takes a deep breath before answering the phone; his future depends on the piece of plastic that Sweetie Belle peed on.
>"Hello? Oh hi..so did you do it? Hmm..okay..no way. Are you sure? Like 10000% sure? Oh man....alright don't worry we'll survive somehow. I call you later okay? Thanks; love ya too."
>He sighs and looks at you with his eyes filled with sadness and remorse.
>I"'m screwed Anon..."
"So she IS pregnant? Oh man..."
>"Yeah, but i don't understand one thing."
"Hm?"
>"She sounded so happy; despite that she told me test came negative. How can she be happy when baby will ruin our plans for future?"
"Hold on. She told you that test came negative?"
>"Yeah; this means that it's bad right?"
>You can't belive how this idiot got laid; let alone how the hell he's still alive? If not for Twilight's supervision he'd be dead.
"Ugh..Spike you dumbass; negative means Sweetie Belle is not pregnant. I feel good for that unborn child that you won't be his or her father."
>He jumps of the bad and runs towards you; on the way throwing all food from the table.
"Thanks; now some poor maid will have to spend her afternoon cleaning up this mess."
>"I.uh.i'm really sorry; but could you repeat that part with test. She IS NOT pregnant?"
"Ugh..if she said that test came out negative it means that her eggo is not preggo you dipshit; generally if anything is negative it means lack of something . It's a common knowledge but i understand that for you it's rocket science."
>"YES! I WON'T BE A FATHER! WOOHOO; turns out i didn't need you at all. Thanks for worrying me you dummy. Keep being a princess bootlicker you virgin; SPIKE'S OUT BITCHES!"
>Oh you asshole, after all i've done for you? Very well then; if that's how you want to play
>"What's the matter? You were normal a second ago."
"Take a seat Spike, you're about to recive one cold shower."
>"Did i say something bad; i didn't mean to?"
"Listen here you dick; i hate you okay? You're the most arrogant little shit i have ever met; and let me tell you my school is full of people like you and they are still nicer to me then you are. I could have sold you to Twilight and Rarity but i didn't because i am much bigger person then you will ever be."
>"I'm sorry Anon i didn't kn.."
"Shut up; i'm talking. You're nothing more than a butler that dresses like a gay. I mean, did you really thought that you had any chance with Rarity? She's nice to you because she's using you as a butler. I could kick your ass any day in the god damn week, but i can control myself, not like you."
>"Jeez, i'm really sorry. I promise i will be nicer to you from now on."
"You'd better be , because if you will piss me off again like this; no amount of friendship will save your ass from my shoe. Now get the fuck outta here."
>He is looking at you with shock; like he just found out that he has a cancer, or that Twilight died.
>Nothing could prepare him for what he just heard.
>As he is about to leave, you decide to give him one more life lesson; better safe than sorry.
"Spike stop."
>He turns to you and asks with a surprised tone; "Huh?"
>You undo your belt and drop your pants with the boxers, revealing your manhood in its full potential.
>His mouth drops, like he just saw all the answers to every question mankind has ever asked.
>He stares at your package for a moment, before looking you in the eyes.
>You can see that he can't comprehend what is he seeing right now.
"That's right; look at it and then look at me. I may have to apologize to you for lying."
>"B.but you didn't say anthing about your....thing."
"I didn't mean my penis; i lied about me being a virgin. Obviously i'm not; also i lied about my bed. Do you know why does it smell like Luna's perfume?"
>"B.because you borrowed it from her?"
"No, because i fucked her in this bed."
>His mouth lowers even furthe. His tiny brain must be so hot right now it'll probably combust.
>"Y.you mean that you and princess Luna..in here?"
"That's right, i had sex with one of two most powerful women in Equestria. And to make things better she was my first."
>Well he won't have to use protection from now on; his balls got kicked so hard they won't produce sperm anymore.
>"Holy fuck."
"Hey, you kiss your mom with that mouth?"
>"Sorry it's just, i thought i was cool you know? The first of our two to have sex."
"Well technically you did have it first, i lost my virginity yesterday. The difference is that i slept with a woman. That's desired by almost every men in equestria, regardless of their status."
>"Wee me."
"You now sound like a little bitch, didn't you got laid and avoided being a father? I'd be happy if i were you."
>"It's not that i'm not happy. Sex is awesome and all, but i hoped that i could be better than you in at lest one thing."
"Your virginity was taken faster than mine, so congratulations."
>"Oh so what? Your was taken by the princess of the night! No matter with who i would have slept, it still wouldn't be that awesome."
"You could sleep with Celestia, but let's be honest. You will never have sex with her, Twilight could count but she's too good for you too."
>"You see? You're better at everything. Since you came to Ponyville; girls wanted to hang out with you not me. They always invited you to cool things they were doing, while i was stuck cleaning books in the library. You're student of the princess of the night that has everything while i'm just a walking pen for Twilight."
"I'm not that popular really, i don't like having too many friends."
>"Doesn't matter, you're still better than me at everything..."
"Well that's true, but it doesn't mean that you're worse than me."
>"Really? You think like that?"
"No, you're even worse than a person without limbs; that's blind and deaf. We're not the same Spike, and we will never be. I'm fit, sagacious, prudent guy with a snake in pants that fucks princesses. You're just sad, insecure, arrogant guy with an average penis that will never taste royal pussy."
>"Thanks for the honesty..."
"You're welcome, also one more thing Spike."
>"Oh what now? You will prove how much better you are than me?"
"I don't have to prove anything, but no. I want to make sure we will act like this talk never happened. I don't know that you almost got Sweetie Belle pregnant, you don't know that i fucked Luna. Are we clear?"
>"Yup!"
"Good. Now really, get the fuck out. Luna is coming to 'study' with me in the evening. I need to do my homework, before her ass will be the only thing on my mind."
>Spik nods as he disappears through the door, closing it behind him.
>Before he will get to far, you shout.
"And use protection next time!"
>That was interesting, definitely something can be learned from his mistakes.
>Technically, you're not better than Spike. Your first intercourse ended in the same way as his.
>Luna's womb was filled with big amount of your life bearing cream.
>She is more cautious than a hormone driven teenage girl right? Surely, she had taken some precautions.
>Not that you wouldn't want to have a kid with her. Who wouldn't anyway?
>But having a kid with your teacher when you're 17, might not be the greatest achievement of your life.
>Especially that Luna's reputation would probably get fucked.
>All these reflections made you hungry, but all the munches are lying on the floor.
>Thanks Spike.
>Oh well, it's dinner time anyway. You're going to call a maid to clean.
>While you will go enjoy 5 star food made by the best cooks in Equestria.
>As the maid appears, she looks with horror on her face.
>"What has happened here sir?"
"Dragon dildo called Spike happened."
>She looks even more confused now, but it's understanable. Some guy tells her to clean up a mess, that was caused by a dild.
"I should clarify what really happened. I had really clumsy guest, that well...Let's just say, that he's not the smartest cookie in the jar."
>"Oh, i get it. Don't worry sir, this mess will disappear in no time!"
"Good to hear that, but there is also one more thing."
>"What is it sir?"
"Call me Anon, i hate when people call me sir."
>"Understood si..Anon."
"Great, i'm gonna get going. Please don't touch books on the desk."
>She nods as you leave. To the dinner!
>You hope that chef has prepared something good. Thanks to that walking failure, known as Spike. You didn't get to eat anything.
>When you enter the dining hall, you can see Luna and Celestia sitting at the table.
>You take a sit beside them and wait for the service.
>When the maid places a set of plates before you, Luna smiles and asks; "So what have you been doing with Spike Anon?".
"Oh you know, we talked about stuff. Nothing major really, just average teenage things"
>"Glad to hear that. You know Anon, don't tell Spike or anyone, but i think that he looks up to you."
"I'm his idol now?"
>"I wouldn't call it that, for him you're more like a brother."
"But i don't even like him. He's an arrogant idiot who thinks that he's better than me."
>"He doesn't intend to humiliate you. I think he tries to impress you by his actions."
"Well, so far i'm highly uminpressed."
>"Don't give up on him! Act like something that he has done, made you very glad. That way he will improve his self-esteem."
"Why would i be nice for someone, who has been an a-hole for me?"
>"Plese, just do it. Think of it that way, Spike is technicly you from 2 years back."
"I beg to differ, i wasn't ungrateful, two-faced, cocky guy when you took me under your wings. Unlike Spike, i have respect for anyone i meet."
>"Anon.."
"What? Tell me if i'm wrong? Go on, if at least one thing that i just said is a lie, i will be nice to him."
>"I know that you're not like a Spike Anon. He's a boy while you are a young adult, that's why i'm asking you. Please do it, if not for him then for me."
>After saying that, she places her hand on yours, and looks at you with her cyan eyes.
>How could you say no to her? Maybe you've found your weakness; Luna's eyes.
"Eh, alright. I'll TRY to be nice to him; but don't expect anything."
>"Thank you. I knew i could count on you."
>As you bond with Luna; Celestia sighs and says; "Look at you two! I wish me and Twilight were this close."
>"I could have never wished for a better student Anon, i'm glad you accepted this position."
"And i could have never wished for a better teacher; i don't know what would i do if that day i would have refused."
>You idly talk with the princess before the food arrive; roasted lamb. Noice.
>As you take a bit, an fusion of flavors hits you. Damn, these cooks know what they're doing.
>Dinner goes without any surprises; or at least until Celestia starts talking about her back ache.
>"I've been trying to get rid of it, but i just can't. I've tried pills, spells, and even water therapy. It doesn't help, i don't know what to do."
>"You should let Anon massage your back sister..."; you choke on the piece of meat as Luna says that.
>"..he has a really magic fingers i must say."
>"Well if Luna recomends you, Anon... Can you come to my chambers this evening?"; she winks at you before Luna cuts you off.
>"Unfortunately sister Anon's evening is already booked."
>Somebody is a little jealous.
"I'm sorry Celestia. Luna and I will be studying later."
>"Oh well, perhaps another time then? I'd really love to see what you are capable off."
>You look at Luna, trying to read the right answer from her face.
"Why not? I mean sure... maybe tomorrow or some time... or... "
>"Then it's settled! Tomorrow evening come to my chamber, i'll be waiting."
"Ok... "
>Well that's not going to be easy, you're almost 100% sure Celestia will try to get into your pants.
>In every other circumstances you wouldn't complain, but some other princess already did that.
>And she might not be bursting with enthusiasm if she will find out about this.
>The only way to save your cheeks is to have a serious talk with Luna tonight.
>Rest of the dinner goes without any surprises or subliminal messages.
>You just talk about random topics regarding your school; or princesses work.
>Celestia gets up and adjusts her dress; "Oh well, duty calls. I'll see you two later."
>Her hips swing far more than usual as she leaves the hall; could this be a message?
>Luna gets up and places her hand on your shoulder; "I'll see you this evening, Anon. Make sure you'll be well rested."
"Okay, can't wait to see you."
>"Eager and obedient. My kind of boy."
>You still have untouched desert before you; but you don't want to eat it here.
"You there, could you take it to my room please?"
>"Ofcourse sir."
"Thanks... "
>Why does everyone refers to you as a "sir"?
>You weren't born here; hell you weren't even born in a wealthy family.
>Maybe everyone is afraid of you; being Luna's apprentice probably gives you high status.
>After you returned to your room, you clean your desk.
>You mark the last page you were reading in that special history book, and put it away.
>Reflections occupy your head as you take a bit of the cake.
>Spike really dodged the bullet.
>You imagine what would happen if Sweetie Belle was pregnant.
>Man, Spike's face would have been hilarious.
>"Well... Rarity, i really don't know how to tell you that but... there is a slight chance, that Sweetie is pregnant."
>Rarity would decimate Spike on spot.
>And even if he would somehow survived, Twilight would finish the job.
>But as always, fortune favours fools.
>If he's not as stupid as Twilight desribes him, he will be safer next time.
>Still if what Luna says is true, he might listen to you.
>You're going to call him later, right now you've got food and a vidya to play.
>Nothing big has come out recently, Gayben probably works on something big.
>Simple match in fortress of team is good.
>Some r&r finally, after all of this.
>And still you're not done yet, you need to face Luna tonight.
>It doesn't sound bad at all, but you need to talk with her if you want to keep your head.