>Fapplebloom looks out the window, sadly wishing she were a man
>Suddenly, Swooty Belle runs through her door without knocking
>"Jimminy Crickets, nigger!" Fapplebloom shouts. "I was just trying to lucid dream here!"
>"Hey, Fapplebloom, we're goin to the park to have sex. You wanna cum?"
>"If I cum, can I cum?"
>"You're a faggot, m8," Scataloo says, wiping her bum across Fapplebloom's floor
>"Scootaloo, where's your fedora?"
>"God took it from me, but at the same time, he didn't, because God isn't real."
>"I hate the Jews."
>The STD Mark Crusaders then went to the park where they found Rarity
>"Swooty Ball, how many times do I hate to tel you not to touch my dresses?" she said with Barack Obama's voice.
>"But I was in the fat pone thread and I needed something to cum on."
>"Use my mouth you clitoral kike."
>Fapplebloom then understood why she didn't have her cutie mark.
>It was because her friends kept her from doing anything productive in society
>They were like the fingerbang thread, only they were actual females
>Fapplebloom then spent the rest of her life on /pol/ where she convinced people that the Sandy Hook kids were still alive.
 
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>Norman turned to Chloe with a disgusted look on his face
>"So? What did you think?"
"Get out."
>"I can understand if you don't like it. I guess you have to watch the show to really understand what's going on."
"Chloe, I love you, but if you ever show me one of your fanfics again, I'm going to orphan my children."
>"Whatever. You can't stop me from following my dreams."
"...I need to call Mary..."