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NC Omake!
>Sunset
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The door to the ballroom was violently flung open, doors crashing into the adjacent walls. In strides Celestia's former student, Sunset Shimmer, head held high, glowing with an aura of arcane power.
 
>Alright you punks, I have prepared every scanning spell in my arsenal, am shielded up and ready to open a CAN OF WHOOPA-...
 
A single ball of rolled up paper drifts past her hooves. The room is empty.
 
>WHERE THE FUCK DID THEY GO?!
 
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NCOMAKE
>77
"32"
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>YOU STUPID ASSHOLE!
 
"I'M SORRY!"
 
>Oh, I'm going to make you sorry! I'm going to punish you SO HARD for leaving Eighty Eight!
 
"Oh yeah? What're you going to do?"
 
*Porno music starts playing*
 
>...
 
"...I find the fact you think I'm against this to be amusing, actually."
 
*RECORD SCRATCH!*
 
>...Way to kill the mood.
 
"DAMN IT!"
 
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NCOMAKE
During>>22194817
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Slowly, she lifted the changeling to her, and whispered in her ear.
 
“Anything I ask, yes?”
 
“...Y-yes, your majesty...”
 
At last allowed to speak, she could manage only a whisper.
 
And that was all she needed.
 
“Then do not fight back.”
 
"...I NEED AN ADULT!"
 
"Wait, what?"
 
"RAPE! RAAAAAAPPPPPEE!"
 
"I'm not going to rape you!"
 
"...Oh... you SURE?"
 
"WHAT!?"
 
"I thought I was just supposed to play along for the power fantasy. You SURE you don't want to-"
 
"NO!"
 
"..."
 
"...I am so fucking erasing this."
 
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OMAKE
>7
"???"
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>HOLY SHIT I CAN SEE THROUGH TIIIIIMMMMMEEE!... Hope I'm not missing anything important while I'm in this weird thing.
 
"FOCUS SEVEN! You've got to win over that mare so this guy can get with her, or their kid will never be born and save the world!"
 
>Shut the fuck up, AL! I've leaped plenty, I know how to do this shit, what could go wrong?
 
"OH NO! IT'S HER DAD!"
 
>OH NOOOOOO! How Am I going to get out of this one?!
 
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON, QUANTUM CHANGELEAP!
 
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NC
>Pinkie
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M5up0B0bZU
>WHOAAAAA! The club just could not even handle the status Quo right now, and that guy had to split! And it looks like it's not the only one!
>With Chrysalis heading for new pastures, Cadence trying her best to be a princess and poor Shiny caught in the middle of it all!? And he thought his life was crazy before! How's AJ going to deal with all this new free time, and what does this mean for the few friendships Chrysalis has made?
 
>NEXT TIME ON /pa/ Chrysalis makes her move! Some changelings wanna stay and some wanna go! Applejack gets a taste of defeat this time! I throw them a going away party that threatens the fabric of the universe itself! Cadence accidentally makes all the changelings illegal immigrants through a paperwork mix up and Shiny starts wondering if he should take up shaving again!... Oh! And lots of status breaking fanservice!
 
>SEE YOU THERE!
 
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