_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________   NCOMAKE! >Various Guards „Crystal Guards“ 'Cadance' ~~~~~~~~~~   >The Changelings took my job!   >Those bastards took his job!   >They took mah jewb!   >Dittoo mahr jerrb!   >Mepook mew haaaaawp!   „They trained us to be a more efficient, clear-headed force to be reckoned with and one of the former Wonderbolts is training our Air Force right now!“   >...   >Fuck this shithole, let's move to the Empire. I heard the real estate price is damn low due to all the snow and ice.   „Sure, have a brochure designed by our totally-not-a-Changeling Princess!“   'SHE TOOK MY JOB! ...and my Empire... a-and m-my... my husband. Oh dear Faust, where did I go wrong?!   _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________   NCOMAKE! >Sunset „Daw“ ~~~~~~~~~~   >I don't know how I should feel about alien taking over my home.   „Damn straight they are aliens. Who the fuck are ponies trying to fool? I can see what is going on here. It's an extraterrestial take-over!“   >I bet they plant eggs into your brain. They can apparently mind-control you whenever they wish. Brrr...   „Equestria is doomed.“   >So doomed.   Both mares look at one-another, then link hooves.   „Battle sisters?“   >Battle sisters. Until the end.   „TO WAR!“   >FREEEEEEDOM!   And then they had kinky, angry sex on Pommel's bed.   _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________   NCOMAKE! >Soarin' "Fleetfoot" ~~~   >...Still thinking about it?   "WHY IS THIS MY NAME!?"   _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________   NCOmsamske >AJ   >...   >...   >... I wanna go back to being a farmer, things were so much better   _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________   NCOmake to NCOmake >AJ   ~~~~~~~~~~   >I used to be a farmer like you, but then I took an alicorn-beam to the face.   _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________   NC OMAKE! Set during>>22059545 ~~~~   There was a burst of magic, and suddenly the changeling found himself tangled with another body.   “...Jetset.”   “Seven.”   "..."   "...What... what is that poking me?"   "Uh... I uh... g-get a little... excited when I fight. Normally it's hidden by my disguise, but if I get hit hard enough sometimes I lose my concentration and..."   "...It's slipping past my tenchcoat."   "Yeah, stop wiggling, you're only making it worse."   "..."   "...Stop rubbing your flank into me."   "..."   "...Uh-"   "I have a confession to make."   "...Oh... ohhhhhh... m'kay."   "Really?"   "Not my thing, but so long as I'm not the other end..."   "...I get to be on top."   "You know what? I'll take it."   Looking on, Slate just stared in horror as the writhing began.   "...I'm so fucking done."   In a flash, he was gone.   "Hah! How did you know that would work, Jet?"   "..."   "...Jet?"   "Proceed."   _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________   NCOMAKE!   >Shiny ~~~~   >....   *siiiip*   >...I have been surprsingly uninvolved in recent events........   .....*siiiiiip*   >...It's not a bad life...   _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________   NCOMAKE >Chrysalis "JJ" ~~~~   >GO TO YOUR ROOM!   "But mooooommm!"   >NOW!   "But I was gonna hang out with Aaaacctttyyyyy."   >HE IS A BAD INFLUENCE!   "No he's noooooooooot."   >NOW!   "Uuuuugggghhhh...."   >...   "...Still love you."   >...lubutoo...   _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________   Non-Canon Pinkie Preview   >Pinkie ~~~~~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pqhpqxX3IQ >A lot of multi-parters this time. Sunset continues her integration and Spitfire realizes she has a lot of work ahead of her. 007 almost cornered his target. We find out the "mafia" was actually a charity organization. >Rainbow Dash manages to raise a militia to help keep order. Applejack questions Luna about her night guards. Coltsly Security Solutions makes an interesting proposal. Twilight acquires a new pink student that has taken her offer. Find out what happens next time in thread 64:We Were Guards...and of course military Fanservice!   _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________   OMAKE >Crystal Guard "Spitfire" ~~~   >...   "What!?"   >So did you actually sleep with Shining to get the position?   "WHAT!? NO! We had a heartfelt moment!"   >Ooooooh.   "..."   >...   "....The sex was just because."   >WHAT!?   "Priceless."   _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________