>Day “Talent Agency” in Equestria
>Be Anon, Talent Agent Extraordinaire
>You are able to take the smallest sliver of talent in somep0ny and make it shine
>Right now a teal green unicorn is in your office finishing up her performance on a lyre
>There’s an orchestral band in town that she will be good with
“Alright, that was good. Real good. Give me a week to get some contacts and let you know”
>She smiles and gives you a quick hug before walking out of your office
“Send in the next pony”
>Before you could get up SHE walked into your office
>Fluttershy
>…Along with a dozen of her animals
“Sigh… Look, Flutters. I’ve been over this before. Don’t come here to try and guess my fetish. This is a TALENT AGENCY. Come here when you have something to perform.”
>She giggles
>”Oh Anon, but I do!”
>Animals? A fucking animal act? In a world where everything beyond a fly is sentient?
“…Alright, fine. I don’t usually do these; they’re a little too corny. Just hurry up”
>She gives out a timid ‘yay’ before getting the animals into position
 
>”Okay now everyone. A one… two… three…”
>And she starts singing the Equestrian National Anthem
>With her birds on backup
“Oh god, are you seri-“
>Your words are cut short when a bear comes up behind her and starts fucking her
>Then several rabbits formed center stage and conducted an impromptu orgy
>Ducks are shooting their corkscrew penises at each other like party favors
>Then midway through the rabbit orgy one gives birth to a half dozen baby rabbits
>She takes one and grabs the bear’s dick, which was thrusting in and out of Flutters
>The baby rabbit is now a cocksleeve for the bear, who goes to town on Flutters chocolate chute
>All the other rabbits are fucking the newborns expect for the mother
>Who is gathering up the corkscrew duck penises and using them as a jump rope
>Soon the bear begins grunting as the birds start flying into his ass
>Large chunks of shit fall out and land on the rabbits, who are still fucking
>A humming bird sticks its beak down a rabbit’s dick
>And begins to hum its best rendition of Freebird into the Lagomorph’s urethra
>But all you could notice was the bear’s growing grunts that came from his now bird-shit covered head
>Then out of nowhere a dog appears and starts fucking Flutter’s mouth
>The moaning and attempting singing reach a crescendo as everyone started to climax, shit, and piss at the same time
>It took a while for the fluids and matter to empty, covering your walls and floor
>When it was over, Fluttershy stepped forward and took a bow
>”And that is my act!”
>She smiles
 
>You sit back
>Shocked speechless
>”So… what do you think?”
>Fluttershy says panting while she’s covered in bodily fluids
“I… Uhh…”
“What do you call it?”
>She smiles with glee
>”The Aristocrats!”
>…
>You immediately sign her up and start a world tour
>Today was a weird sort of day