>You need money >So you work around town >You help the Apple-Family during the weekend, sleeping there and eating with them at dinner >They pay you a decent sum for helping them >It's hard fucking work >But anyway, you take your money and return to Ponyville >You offer to pay Rarity rent, but she refuses >She even forces you to take a small allowance >You wonder what you should do with all this money >It's more than what you'll need at least for a while >Rarity suggests you take it to the bank   >You walk out of the Ponyville bank, you're still surprised >Pony banks seem to have really high interest rates >Their economy isn't shit, like on Earth >Feels good man   >That Monday at lunch >You decide to meet Caramel again >You see him there and slide on over to him >He looks up at you and his smile brights up instantly "Hi Anon!" >You smile at Caramel >You order another thing today >Caramel orders his usual >You guys have fun talking "Hi Anon; I haven't seen you since Friday! Where were you?" "Sorry, I was at Sweet Apple Acres working." "Oh my! Was it difficult?" "It was very tiring. But rewarding." >Just then, your drinks and food come >You reach for the napkins on the table >Caramel reaches at the same time >Hand and Hoof collide! >Oops >You both draw your appendages back >You look at him, he blushes a little as he looks at "Sorry, Caramel." >He smiles and grabs a napkin "No problem. Just an accident." >You dig in   >You and Caramel both finish your meals at the same time >He offers to pay, but once again you foot the bill >He smiles and thanks you >Asks if you can walk him home again   >You and him walk down the street, just talking >Caramel seems to walk a bit closer to you know, a bit more excited to be with you >He must have gotten over your first embarrassing incident >Finally you reach his doorstep   >He opens the door and turns to you, looking up with a smile >You look down and smile back >You begin to speak "Good night, Caram-" you begin to say but cannot >Caramel has jumped onto his hind legs >His front legs are over your shoulders >He is kissing you on the lips >You freeze up for a second, surprised >He breaks away quickly "Oh! Oh I'm sorry! I don't know what came over me!" >You are still stunned speechless >He's blushing beat red "Goodnight Anon!" He says before jumping inside and slamming the door shut >You reach up and feel your face >Damn   >You walk home feeling all fuzzy >Damn you feel the starting of all the lovey-dovey coming on >It feels good >You tell Rarity about it >She loves it and wants to know the details >Your time here is just getting better and better   >The next day you get up and do some chores around Rarity's house >You leave the house early before lunch, you want to chat up some other people besides just Rarity and Caramel >You walk on down the street and see Caramel's door is open >You smile "Hey Cara-" you begin >Just then, you see there are two ponies standing right outside his door >They are kissing >It's Caramel and a Mare >oh you motherfucker   >You walk up to Caramel with your fists clenched >The girl pony walks off quickly >Caramel looks over and sees you >He looks shocked and nervous >He'd better be   "What the hell Caramel?" >Caramel looks up at you "Anon what-" "DON'T PLAY GAMES WITH ME! YOU KISSED HER!" >Caramel looks at you and then looks around, looking scared and nervous and guilty >Several seconds pass "Care to explain?" You say "Explain what?" He responses "You just kissed her! I thou-" "Well you thought wrong!" >Wait what >Caramel has never spoken to you like that >He seems upset   "Ca-Caramel?" you begin >He shakes his head and backs into his house "No! Don't talk to me! What I do is none of your business!" "But Caramel!" "No Anon! We didn't have anything, just because I kissed you... it doesn't mean anything!" >He slams the door shut >You feel crushed   >You sulk back to Rarity's "Back so soon?" She asks >You sit down and start to cry >You start to cry like a little bitch   "What's wrong dear!" Rarity says, trotting over to you quickly >Why can't you hold all these tears >She places a hoof on your shoulder "Anon.. What's wrong?" >You look up at her and try to talk through the tears "I- I though- I thought we had something- but he kissied- but-" >You can hardly breath >Rarity pats you "There there. Don't be sad. There are others... If you should blame anyone blame me Anon, I messed up, I basically set you two up. I'm sorry." >You've calmed down a little "No.. It's ok Rarity. I don't know what I was thinking." >You trudge upstairs >You go to sleep >This time, your sleep is dreamless and black.   TO BE CONTINUED