>Anonymous stood over his bed
>Dick rock hard, standing over the 3 filly butts
>He was thinking about which one to fuck first, when suddenly, a knock at the door
>Wait, fucking seriously
>Quickly throws something on to answer the door, hears the knock again
"Coming!" he hollered, and then added "unlike me." under his breath as he peeked through the peep-hole
>He saw the delivery man
>Wait what?
>Slowly opens the door, giving a quizzical expression to the man
>The man stares at Anon for a second, and then busts out laughing
"You- you- you actually did it! HAHAHA! I can't believe it!"
>Anonymous was confused, and a bit shocked, that the delivery man was talking to him like this
>Talking to him at all really
"What-"
"Don't play dumb, Anon. You've known what's been going on here for a while. Don't fucking play dumb."
>Anonymous looked over the delivery man, with his weird ass eyes, and raised an eyebrow
"I honestly don't-"
>Just as he started to talk, Anon leaned back and flinched as the delivery man jumped forward, his arms coming forward and grabbing Anon's shoulders
>His face came in and pressed against Anon's on the lips, locking them in a kiss
>Anon froze
>But as soon as he felt a little tongue action he backed away, pushing the man off
"What the fuck man?!"
>As he spoke, the delivery man had jumped inside the apartment and closed the outside door
"Come on now, Anon. You're quiet the horn dog."
"Yeah, but I'm not- you know- GAY."
>The Delivery man rolls his eyes, before unbuttoning his shirt, and slowly taking it off
>Anon couldn't help but watch, but backed up
"who- what are you doing?! Get out of my house!?"
>The man keeps stripping until he's just in his undies.
>Anon's breathing pretty heavy as he reaches down and grasps the elastic
>With one swift motion, the undies come down, but he doesn't see anything
>Because the man just exploded into brown fur
>He had transformed, almost instantly, into a long, serpentine creature
>The horned creature smiled at Anon, who held his mouth open mortified
"BOO!"
>Anon screamed and fell down on his ass
>Discord laughed
 
>Anon just panted, staring up at this horrible thing
>Discord floated in the air, laughing
"Priceless! I thought you'd seen this coming."
>Anon shook his head furiously
"Well then, let me explain it to you, you ignorant American."
>With a giggle, Discord cleared his throat, and spoke in a boring voice
"I made those sex toys. I made the part of the website, I was the delivery man."
>Anon nodded, that made sense enough
"Why you ask? Chaos; that's why. Do I really need any more reason?"
>Anon shook his head slowly, now that the initial shock had subsided.
>It was silent for as second, Anon and Discord just staring at each other
>Discord clacked his claws and sighed
"Well then... we might as well just get to it then."
>He reached down with his lion hand
>And rubbed his fur for a few seconds
>When a massive pink schlong flopped out and hung down
>Anon gasped, Discord smiled
>It was quiet for a second, with Anon just staring at the Draconequus dick
 
>Anon looked up at Discord's face, who stared down with a strange, feral expression
>Anon looked back down at the dick, then back up at Discord
>He then pointed a finger at Discord's prick, then back to himself
>Discord nodded
>Anon blinked
>Then got up and ran to his room, screaming like a madman
 
>Anonymous quickly closed the door behind him, stepping back slowly
>He jumped when he saw something shimmy beneath the door
>Discord had flattened himself
>Once he slide back up into the air, his prick wobbled from the motion, making a "poing-poing" sound one would normally hear from a door-stopper
>Backing up, Discord charged forward and knocked Anon on his bed, grasping at him
>Anon kicked and screamed, trying to fight back
>But due to Discord's strange body-shape, his head was high above the squirming human
>Anon cried out, grabbing pillows and throwing them at Discord's head, all while trying to kick and punch him off
>After this short battle, Discord floated in proper rape position, with one of Anon's legs in each of his misshaped hands
>Anon's eyes went wide as he looked down and saw Discord's cock, which Discord had thoughtfully placed on Anon
>It went down to about his belly button, just flopped there
"Je-Jesus Christ!" Anon said aloud, partially in a call for help and partially at surprise at the big huge dick covering his groin and lower stomach
 
>Discord laughed
"Don't you mean "Celestia! Please sit on my face Celestia!", Anon?"
>Anon was mortified
"You- you know about th-"
"Of course I do! I made the magic happen. The doorway between worlds was facilitated by me. And by doorway, I mean plastic voodoo sex-toys."
>Anon just shook his head
>He knew those toy's were off, but he wasn't sure by how much
>It was just like, he didn't think of it that much
>He didn't want to think about it
>But now... now he knew it was true
>Anon was stunned in light of the new information, and just laid there for a minute trying to collect his senses
"So, you ready for this thing up your butt?" Discord asked, his member springing to attention
"NO!"
>Anon tried to look angry and defiant to Discord, but he couldn't help but keep staring at the big, weird dong that was literally staring him in the face
>Discord sighed
 
>Discord looked at Anon with a disappointed look
"Seriously? Too big for you?"
>Anon nodded
>Discord waved a hand over his dick, and it shrunk a good two inches and a little in thickness
"There, that better!"
"NO!!! NO NO NO!"
>Discord gave a disgusted sigh, rolling his eyes, and waved his hand over his dick a second time, shrinking his dick down to average human size
"There, how's that?"
"No! Fuck no!"
>Discord let go of Anon's legs
"You fucking pussy! You couldn't even feel it at that size! Whatever, I guess I'll take this time."
>Discord turned around and was positioning his butt over Anon's crotch, and he quickly sat down before rubbing his butt across Anon's pee pee dick zone
 
>Discord's big tail flopped from side to side as he was rubbing back and forth
>Anon made a disgusted face and made a little groan, but he wasn't sure if he should if he should complain
>I mean, if it was the dick or this...
>Discord turned his head around, fluttering his eyelids in a very stereotypical fashion
"Ohhh~ Do you like that big boy?"
>Anon groaned half-heartedly
"Good, I was hoping a big stud like you would love a little whore like me. I'd love your big dick in my tight little ass, I'm just such a man-slut."
>Anon gagged
>Discord stopped rubbing and got up, crossing his arms at a confused Anon on the bed
"Oh for fucks sake! You can't even fuck any ass? Even when it's offered to you?! It's the exact same as those pony sluts, in fact mine's probably tighter!"
>Anon made an "uhh" noise
"No- it's not that I'm.... I'm just not, "GAY"
"That's a fucking lie. You're a faggot Anon."
"I'm a faggot, sure. But I'm not a gay faggot."
>Both Discord and Anon were surprised at Anon's quick response
 
>Discord shook his head
"...You are far too conventional, Anon. You'd think somebody who fucks plastic like every day would be a little more opened minded."
>Discord glared at Anon
"Tell you what, I'll do this for you. But you're gonna get it later. Not "Get a dick", maybe, mind you. But, you know."
>Discord breathed in, snapped his fingers, and changed
>Discord looked different in a second
>He looked slimmer, his limbs less muscular
>His "mane" looked longer and softer
>He ran his hands down his sides
>Anon also noticed a distinct lack of a penis
"Hey there, big strong human male. I'm just a lost little Draconequus female with a fear of commitment."
>What
"Di-Discord? You became female?"
"Not Discord baby, call me... Eris."
 
>Anon blinked
>Dis-"Eris" floated over to him
>Straddled him with her lizard and cow legs
>Smiling all the while
"Mmmm- you humans get me hot."
>Eris rubbed her crotch against Anon's, producing an immediate reaction
>his dick
>his dick exploded
>ROCK HARD
 
>Eris placed her two hands(?) on his chest, biting her lip
"MMmmhh..."
>Anon wasn't really how sure how Eris (Discord?) was managing such seductive prowess
>Or why
>But it was working
>Eris began to shake off Anon's clothes, starting with his chest
>she then shook off his pants, only leaving his underear
>the soft, thin fabric could hardly contain the pure masculinity of his phallus
>Eris looked down at his dick, her eyes shot open and she gave a little gasp
>Jesus Christ how arousing
 
>Eris leaned forward and took a bit of the underwear fabric in her mouth
>leaning up, it *somehow* came off in one piece
>holding it in her mouth, she winked at Anon
>Anon smiled, he liked this
>He liked this alot
>Looking down, he saw his proud boner sticking up
>Eris grasped the length with her lion-paw hand, and placed her other hand on Anon's chest
>She then roughly shoved him down while stroking him off, the fuzzy paw doing wonders for his dick
"Oh~ I can't wait to get this thing up inside of me~"
>Eris licked her lips and began to shift her hips up
 
>Eris was hovering her hips above Anon's crotch.
>She gave a lusty little moan, which probably did more for Anon then it did for her
>She did that lip-biting thing again, Anon liked that
>Swaying her rear back and forth
>She, or he, or whatever was doing a really good job here
 
>Eris moved up, her pussy hovering over Anon's dick
>He peeked down, seeing the pussy
>It wasn't horse like!
"Well, that's a supri-"
>Suddenly, insect-like legs protruded from her pussy and started to fondle his dick
>why
>Eris giggled, and the insect things disappeared
"Just kidding."
>Anon was a bit rustled
>But the sensation of his dick-tip touching some REAL pussy quickly un-rustled him.
>God he was so unrustled right now
>Eris pressed down, burying his cock-head inside her
"oh god." Anon mused
"You want it deeper, don't you?" Eris said, smiling
>Then, she moved up, putting basically all of her upper body above him, and came down with her lower, putting his dick all the way in
>Anon almost came right then and there
 
>Almost being a key word, he didn't want to ruin this
>This was his first time
>Technically
>Eris slowly went up and down his phallus
>Anon felt good
>real good
>Eris fell all the way on his dick, then shimmied back and forth, her neck arched in pleasure
>Anon felt his eyes roll back a bit
"are you enjoying this, Anon?"
"yes- oh god yes"
>Eris leaned forward, opened her mouth, and licked the air in front of Anon's face
>oh god
>Eris started to speed up a bit, her hips moving ALL ON THEIR OWN
>this was a great fucking
>like 11/10
>basically
>Eris seemed to loosen up a bit, her strength fading from the sex
>She placed her hands on Anon's chest again, to support herself as she slide up and down his pole
>Anon suddenly had an idea
>He waited for a few seconds, and then reached up quickly and drug Eris around
>She made a little gasp when he turned the tables, now hovering over her
"I'm on top now!"
>Eris smiled up, Anon could feel her legs press up against his lower body
>score
 
>Anon thrusted forward, his body was built for this sort of thing
>plunging himself inside Eris
>Eris gave a little gasp, and he felt her tighten up
>feels good
>Anon started to fuck, his balls lightly tapping Eris's body as he slammed her
>He felt his body tense up, and so he stopped
>not yet
>He sorta stayed still for a minute, letting himself pant and recover
>Eris giggled and looked up at him, having a mischievous smile on her face
"Don't ruin this for me... please." Anon said, knowing he was in no position to be demanding things from the lord of chaos
>Eris giggled
"Of course not. I would never."
 
>Anon repositioned himself
>He was going all the way this time
>He began to fuck her again, Eris's body shivering with his thrusts
>He could feel the motions rippling through them
>it was a great feel
 
>Anon started to go faster
>Eris moaned and encouraged him
"Oh yes~ faster~"
>Anon obliged, fucking her
>He started to feel tense
>He realized, this was the first time he was going to cum in another living thing
>Not plastic or his hand or whatever
>it was a strange idea, really
>He also hoped Eris, or Discord, wasn't going to fuck him over later
>Both literally and not
>Like, Eris better not come back later with a horrible abomination and say that "he's the father" or whatever bullshit she was gonna pull
>Somehow though, Anon knew she was going to do something stupid
>But those thoughts were pushed away as he felt himself tense up and ready to blow
"gonna cum!"
>Anon started to slam, he could feel his balls tensing
>within seconds, he felt his first spurt coming
>there was pure euphoria
>but Eris seemed to whisper something
"...dickgirl..."
>what
>Anon kept his eyes opened and looked down, and too his horror, a penis had appeared right above Eris's vagina
>He wanted to pull out and abort but it was too late, he blew his first shot
>Eris reached down and aimed up the penis right to Anon's face
"DICKGIRL DICKGIRL DICKGIRL DICKGIRL DICKGIRL!"
>suddenly she came too, and sprayed some ejaculate on Anon's face
>he was blinded
>He fell back as his balls emptied their last bit of seed inside Eris, though his orgasm was great it felt totally ruined by that bullshit
>Eris laughed and laughed
>He could hear a strange noise, like a vacuum, and a muffled voice
"Thanks for that Anon! I'll be taking my shit back now. See you later, probably not."
>after that, a whooshing sound
>Then nothing
 
>Anon stumbled over to his bathroom
>fumbled over and turned on water
>cleaning his face as quick as he could
>he looked up at himself, the rest of his face still having Eris's thick cum all over it
>or was it Discord's?
>Fuck it, who cares.
>He cleaned up and then walked back to his room, happy to get some sleep soon
>but he realized something was amiss
 
>There was no sign of the foal toys
>He ran out into the living room, and saw the same thing
>no toys.jpeg
>Discord/Eris had taken them!
>He balled a fist and bunched a wall
>The slightly less autistic of the options
"YOU BASTARD! YOU STOLE MY SEX TOYS!" he screamed aloud
>He realized the neighbors might have heard that, but he didn't care
>He was so fucking pissed
>He spent tons of money on those things
>As he turned around, he just so happened to see a big stack of money on the floor
>With a sticky note
>He picked it up
 
>Anon read the note
"The real note is under this one"
>Anon blinked
>Anon tore off the first note
>Another was under it
>okay?
 
"Thank you for putting up with my bullshit. You know what I love to do; cause trouble and CHAOS. It may not always be legal, or moral, or it may even be downright evil. But not always. I just like to mix it up. You are a great guy, and by the I mean a great bitch; 0/10 fuck off and die."
>Anon checked around, but that seemed to be everything
>He checked the money, found it to be about $10 more then what he had spent on the toys
>fuck yeah he just scored $10!
>Anon decided to go to bed, and hopefully put this chapter of his life behind him...
 
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>Meanwhile, on Sweet Apple Acres
>It was early in the morning
>Applejack had just left Apple Bloom's room
>Big Mac was sitting outside patiently
"Don't worry Big Macintosh, she's fine."
>Big Mac nodded and got up, shook himself, and trotted outside
>Another days work for him
>He trot over to the toolshed to get his plow
>But he felt a bit strange
>Like he was being watched
 
>He opened the door to the shed
>It was mighty dark
>He thought he heard a chuckle
>He jumped back, his hooves ready
>but nothing came out and it was quiet
>He snorted, he would remain on guard
>As he entered, he saw something new on the ground
>it was a package, and it had a label on the side
"For Big Macintosh"
>Big Macintosh smiled, he seemed to be getting a surprise present
 
>He opened up the present and saw a note on top
"This is for you. Use it well. It will help you get back at The Spirit."
>Big Macintosh growled at the mention of the Spirit, he was happy to do anything to get back at it
>He shook the box
>He dumped it
>An object fell out of it, clattering to the floor
>it was, for all intents and purposes, a butt
>But not a butt big mac had ever seen before
>it was a pinkish butt, with no tail, and it looked a bit masculine
>Big Mac was disgusted at first, but then looked around
"...Nobody is a'looking? Well, ah' might as well, wouldn't want to be rude..."
>Big Mac turned with a toothy grin and slowly closed the tool-shed shut
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The End of Part 11
The End of Plastic Pony Parts! I hope you enjoyed it.