>It was your time...
>Why? Because, all Human beings die eventually.
>Your panting for air ceases.
>You did live a full life though, have you not?
>You've got to live it in Equestria...
>Go on adventures
>You've made friends...
>You had finally gotten yourself a Special Somepony...
>You were only... 25? 26?
>Whats the "normal" human life expectancy?
>Wait... THESE ARE YOUR FINAL MOMENTS ALIVE!
>You dont want to be thinking about that!
>You begin to remember the ponies in your life
>The Griffons, the Dogs, the Dragons, and the little bunnies to!
>Your heart begins to slow down
>You can feel it
>You hands grow cold
>That blade in your chest, grows colder...
 
>Why arent you dead yet?
>You were always impatient, but this... was a whole new level....
>GOD!
>Suddenly, you see something...
>This isnt the light at the end of the tunnel, is it?!
>Its... Fluttershy?
>She's saying something
>You cant hear it...
>The rest of the gang huddled around you in tears
>You can see everything
>WAIT IM NOT DEAD YET! Guys! GUYS!
>Your mouth was not moving
>Twilight magic's your eyes closed
>fuck
>That blade in your chest...
>How did it get there?
>OH!
>You remember, someone else...
>Another Anon...
 
>What did he say?
>Something about, how he needed to do this...
>THAT BASTARD, HE STABBED YOU WHEN YOU WERE TELLING HIM HE DID NOT NEED TO DO THIS!
>Your such a hippie
>Where is he?
>If you ever see him again... you swore...
>He WILL die, slow... and painfully...
>You finally see it
>The light at the end of the tunnel
>Just like in the books you have read
>You make your way towards it...
>You know what?
>Thank you, Anon that killed me.
>Now I can live in-
>Celestia?
>LUNA?!
>You are not to sure about this "heaven"
 
>You considered yourself a good person
>You helped almost everypony that asked
>AND even some that didnt!
>You saved Equestria, at LEAST three times!
>WHY?
>Heaven is suppose to be filled with your-
>No...
>You will just have to live like this for the rest of eternity
>You make your way toward the two goddesses
>"Why Anon, what brings you to Canterlot?"
CANTERLOT?!
>Didnt you just die?
>WHAT THE HELL?!
>Luna clears her throat
>"That portal, where does it lead?"
>You turn around
>A Gateway, just your size closes and dissipates
>"Well, now that your here..."
>She flies over to you
>She rubs her head on your chest
 
>You do not know what is going on...
>You thought Luna HATES your guts after that one incident...
>You thought she was "evil" the first time you saw her
>She got really frustrated, trying to tell you she isnt
>Princess Celestia had to tell you herself...
>NOW HERE SHE IS!
>RUBBING HER FACE ON YOU!
>You dont even...
>Celestia puts on a weird grin.
>You NOPE your way out, the hardest you can
>This isnt the "normal" Luna and Celestia you always knew...
>You make a dash into the garden to escape
>You see the statue of Discord
>He has a sword driven through his chest
Here is the statue of the great Anon! Slayer of Discord! Savior of Equestria!
>Lover of All ponies! ~ <3 Celestia XOXO
>You NEVER slew Discord...
>And why would Celestia put that there?
>hmm...
 
>This was getting weird, FAST
>You continue to see more and more statues of you...
>Naked...
>Your not in kansas anymore...
>You NEED to find out what is happening, NOW
>You make your way toward your house
>It is boarded up
>except in one spot...
>It seems like your house was broken into.
>The smell of sweat still lingers...
>Gross
>This Anon seems like a total slob!
>You turn around to make your exit
>Fluttershy
Oh! I'm so glad to see you Fluttershy! Things have been getting weirder and WEIRDER around here... Do you know whats up?
 
>She says nothing... she continues to stare blankly at your eyes
>You sway left and right...
>Her eyes are dead on yours
>Her wings are doing that... Weird "standing" thing
>*sigh*
>looks like she isnt going to be of any help
>You make your way past her
>She grabs your hand with her hoove
>You never understood how they can do that...
>Weird... but, you dont mind
>she starts to fly, you leading her
>Fluttershy maintains "that look"
>What ever, thats probably how she is in this "Equestria"
>You make your way to Twilights Library
>You knock, not to loudly...
>You remember her asking your not to knock to loudly, because she might be in the middle of a good book...
>Wait... you arent "IN" your "Equestria"
>You knock loudly
>Fluttershy flies up
>She is now rubbing your head with her other hoof
>Fucking Fluttershy!
 
>The door magic's open
>Her back is toward you
>"What do you want? I am in the middle of something! What ever it is, it can wait."
>Wow, how rude!
Not even for an old friend?
>Her body shocks up
>She turns around
>She puts on the same face Celestia  gave you...
>She begins to run toward you
>Rope, a gag, and a cloth begins to get magic'ed toward you
>HOLYSHIT!
>Fluttershy blocks it
>Flutterbro
>She grabs the item in mid air and turns to you
>That once blank face, that you didnt mind, looks twenty times creepier with those items in her hooves...
>Nope!
>Obviously your welcome is a little TO warm...
>You make a dash to under Cloudsdale
>Maybe RainbowDash is still saine...
 
>On your way you see RainbowDash on her cloud
>With... GILDA?!
>She began to kiss her
>HOLYSHIIITT!!
>This isnt right.
>ON SO MANY DIFFERENT LEVELS
>She is obviously not going to help!
>Gilda see's you with her hawk-like vision
>They both fly down at you
>GottaGoFast.mp3
>You run toward AppleJacks farm.
>She is a real "Down-to-Earth" Pony
>Element of Honesty will definitely tell you something
>The barn isnt to far from here
>You see her in the distance
>Still bucking tree's
>FINALLY, A NORMAL PONY!
 
APPLEJACK! HEY! WHATS UP?!
>She turns, she see's you
>Smile...
>Damn, guess you were wrong
>She brings out the lasso
>"Feet dont fail me now!"
>...
>RARITY, She is ONLY interested in cloths, she -cant- be like the rest!
>You enter Ponyville like a ninja
>Enter her shop like a ninja
>says hello... like a ninja
>You caught her off guard
>big suprise
>"Well is it isnt Anon!"
Finally, a pony that is ACTUALLY normal!
>"What ever do you mean, Anon?"
Well, ive been having a rough day...
>You shrug
>She gives out small laugh
>"Well, ive got that -TUX-EEDO- you wanted me to make!"
>Holy Crap, you look good!
>She magic's a fedora on your head
>"There! PERFECT!"
>You remember her telling you that fedora's look horrible...
>I guess this is an "Upgraded" Rarity!
 
>Rarity walks into the other room
>You sneak over to see what she is doing
>Preparing tea!
>wait... is that...
>Zecora's knock-out potion!
>She is adding it to one of the drinks
>she begins to make her way toward you
>You sit back down
>"Here anon! I know you ALWAYS love my tea."
>That... you thought she was different...
>You stand up
>You spin the glasses around
>The poisoned glass is on Rarity's side
>She magic's it up and sips
>She hits the coffee table, head first
>ZZZZzzzz
>Time for your escape...
 
>You dont want to bother with Pinkie...
>she is probably the same
>you make your way back to Canterlot
>You sit in the caboose of the train
>Mane6 be in the main train
>WTF?!
>Train stops
>Ninja mode
>you follow them
>Princess Celestia is siting on her throne
>"Anon, was here..."
>They all have a blush and a small smile...
>"He seems to be more active today..."
>What does she mean by that...
>Is there... another Anon here?!
>You bet, HE is the one with answers!
>You crawl up, you are on the ceiling like a ninja, to get a better view and hear what they are saying.
>"IF Fluttershy didnt stop me, we could have gotten him by now!"
>Fluttershy looks down
>"Sorry"
>Celestria assures that they will find him
>Luna sits with her eyes fixed on the spot where she had rubbed her face on your chest
 
WHAM!
>The Large Doors Fly open, it is another anon!
>He is HUGE, muscular mostly
>Your grip loosens.
>You still maintain to be hanging by one hand...
>Celestia looks up quickly.
>Anon, you are a bit more... active today
>The mane 6 are literally at his feet...
>The might of this anon... this cant really be you, can it?
>FUCKING GRIP
>You begin to fall
>The other anon See's and catches you
>You never felt more like a faggot ever
>He looks into your eyes, all deep like
LET ME GO GOD DAMNIT!
>He puts you down on your feet
>Rainbow Dash flies up
>"TWO?! AWW! YES!"
>Luna interupts
>"But... how?!"
>you stand up...
>THIS BUCKER WAS THE ONE WHO MADE THESE PONIES LIKE THIS!
>THIS BUCKER WAS THE ONE WHO SCREWED PONIES!
>THIS BUCKER!!!!
>You normally wouldn't, but this is THE exception.
 
>The other anon looks at you weirdly
>he doesnt talk, apparently...
>he grabs your ass
>NOPE
>You jump, running back
>Your going to get raped... by what looks like yourself?! A MUSCULAR, PONY SEXING, SELF?!
>You are quick to pull out your... pencil?!
>You dont own a knife, you never really needed to defend yourself against anything...
>Other anon pulls out a large knife
>THE BATTLE BEGINS!
>The other ponies watch, stuck in a daze
>You make a straight dash toward him
>He quickly knees you in the face
>Holy shit he is fast!
>you loose your balance
>other anon punches you in the stomach.
>Puke, puke everywhere
>you are on yourside
>he places his hand on your shoulder softly
>NOT TODAY!
>you drive the pencil into his hand
>Expressionless
>He simple rips it out
>Well fuck
 
>Rape face
>no... NO!
>Ponies be watching, all exited
>This... cant... be...
Who... what...
>Other Anon puts you on your back
>Well, good-bye cruel world
What, is your name?
>he says nothing
>This was the first, and last time an Anon doesnt reveal himself...
>ALL anon reveal themselves, even if it is, at the very end
>This one... didnt
>Things go black
>Light ensues you.
>This again...