>Death >Some take it less serious then others... >others more serious then some... >You, on the other hand, never thought to much of it >You die all the time >Wither it be through intense torture, or a shot to the head. >You've lost count on how many times you have died. >what is happening now? >You are being reincarnated, re-forming. >You are anon >You've been through this hundreds, nay, THOUSANDS of times. >Whats worse, you can never recall a time where the "other" Anon doesnt kills you... or accidently kills you... or sends out an assassin... which kills you. >Almost every "World" that you have been to, seems to be more and more different from the last... >Its more like a roller coaster >Or Russian Roulette >you liked that one better >Playing Russian Roulette >Firing every shot at once >sometimes it lands on the first shot, other times its the very last one. >oh! It seems you have been FINALLY been resurrected!   >Show time... >Wait... its all white >We know how every step works... >You die >Teleported to weird cosmos thingy >Drift around a little bit >White light >Your there >Sometimes you like to look back when you teleport to the new world, because the portal you use looks cool. >... >It seems to be stuck at the white phase >You're still in the portal it seems >You take a step >Oh, wait... >Your in a cloud... >fuck   >The wind feel GREAT on your face >The feeling of weightlessness is AMAZING! >Is that even a word? >Who cares, your falling to your- >BOING >What?! >SMACK! >Blackout >... >You can hear voices... >These aren't the mane6, thats for sure >"Two? I'm pretty sure we launched only one..." >"D-D-D-DUDE, This is totally rad!" >You slowly open your eyes >You can see spike with a stick >He is poking... "other" anon? >Looks like there is another anon here...   >Spike walks over to you >"Oh, hey man... who are you? You cant just go walking around jumping on other peoples trampolines... its not cool." >It was spike alright... but his voice! Woah... what happened? >He begins to laugh >What a douche >"You must have been to some crazy party man... You just fell from Cloudsdale and shit. Are there more of you up there? FUUUUUCK, I wish I had wings!" >He takes a hit from this joint >"Hey man, wanna hit?" Naw, im good >What the hell did you just say? >What are you, 12? >You were never good at rejecting drugs, it always felt awkward... so you try to pretend you know what you are talking about. So what happened to him? >"Dont know, we were jumping on that trampoline... then BOOM! You came out of nowhere and launched him up! Shit was crazy!"   >He didnt even care >Spike went back to jumping on his trampoline >"Other" anon seems to be out cold, so you lay him out on some tree- >it began to rain >Well then... >You are now dragging "other" anon everywhere... >heres the plan: >Find Shelter >Get his name >Bro's? >Backstabbed >I die >Re-cycle >... >When will he wake up?! >A shed it seen in the distance. Alright! >You drag him into the shed >Wow it is dark in here   >You look for the light switch >Click! >Oh sweet Celestia! >Bodies of creatures are hung around the wall >blood everywhere >What looks like Derpy, is now a toaster thingy >Porn stash on side, wtf >You have a strange feeling that this must be fluttershy's house >She seems like the type >You lay anon down >You open a cabinet to look for some water >More dead animals... >"Hey, hey, hey..." >You jump into the closet >that scared the shit out of you... >CRAP, "other" anon! >Fluttershy must have only seen "other" anon >She picks him up >"WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT GOING IN MY SHED?!" >She shakes him around a bit   >He is out >She removes her "Im going to eat your brains face, to an im sorry face" >She drags him over into a chair and straps him down >This Fluttershy has got some issues >The closet you were sitting in reeked of dead animals >You could swear that one was touching your back, but you cant verify that... >Turning, even shifting made the loudest noise ever >The closet was pony sized after all >The waiting game... >Anon was asleep >Fluttershy was... clopping to the porn near the door >"OHCOMEON!" >One of her magazines seemed to have blood on it >Angrily, she tosses it into the trash and grabs a new one. >Anon was awakes to the sound of the magazine ball hitting the trash >Please... dont move... >He gets up and walks over to Fluttershy >THAT IDIOT! >DOES HE NOT SEE THE WALLS?   >Fluttershy turns around >Caught Clopping... >That awkward moment... >"ANON!" >"Woah, Fluttershy... chill... just gotta..." >He makes a dash >Why would he alert her?! >Metal bars seal the exit >Fluttershy had pulled a lever >ImGonnaEatYourBrains.mp3 >He seems like he is about to die... >Suddenly he throws his knife at the closet >It pierces through the thin door and stabs you >You jump quickly, opening the door revealing you >"Two birds... WITH ONE STONE!" >Fluttershy pulls another lever >Im in a chair... in the closet >WHAT THE HELL "Other" Anon?! Who the hell are you?! >"Me?" >Fluttershy is now picking her instrument of torture... >"Im MisterTibbs, nice to met you"   >Well fuck... you both are screwed... >You look down, trying to find an escape route >To commit Sudoku >Suicide >FOUND PIECE OF... Bone? >Good thing you are pretty good at pick locking >You are free from your chair >Other anon already has pliers to his neck >You throw the sharp bone at Fluttershy >It jabs her in the eye >She stumbles over and tries to the bone out >Hooves cant even into hands >She pushes it in even more >Distracted, you try to unleash "other" Anon >He smells like ash and soil >his clothes look as though he wore them 2 weeks in a row Fucking Stoner!   >"COME BACK YOU TWO!" >You unleash "other anon" >You lead "other" anon out of the shed >"DONT LEAVE ME!" >She begins to swing a knife around >"STAY OUTTA MY SHED!!!" >You and other anon make it out into the woods >Safe... for now >"Wow man... Fluttershy must be trippin on something strong! I would like try what ever THAT is, you know what i'm sayin man?" >... >Get his name, then suicide? >Sounds bucking good to me! >ok... So, whats your name? >"Me?" >No shit Sherlock! Stones... short for Stoneranon! >... >Sudoku time   >You make your way into a pony house near-bye >Stoneranon is following... >You find the rope and proceed to make your way outside >Noose is in check >You swing the rope end over a tree >knot, tied >You stand on a chair and fasten the noose around your neck >"Hey man, what are you doin? Ya look funny!" >He hits you on the back >You topple off the chair >... >"AWWW man! Flutter's is comin!" >He tries to grab you >It pulling harder on your neck >"Fine, if you wanna stay, thats up to you... later!" >He dashes off... >The last thing you see is fluttershy with an eye patch saying: >"Hey, hey, hey... Would I tell ya, about goin in my SHED?!" >Things go black >Not from the fact that she swung a chainsaw at your side >But from the noose... >Recycling... >Now Loading New World, Please wait...   __________________________________________ Chronicler Brainhorn Gale >Comming soon __________________________________________