Part 2 And into the wilderness
 
>brain.exe has unexpectedly crashed. Reboot? (Y/N)
>Y
>Rebooting... Would you like to run brain.exe in safe mode? (Y/N)
>Y
>Scanning for corrupted files
>You wake up slowly to a beautiful landscape
>The colors are vibrant, and almost unreal
>Looking at the sky, the sun is at its peak, indicating noon
>You look down, and see you're wearing your ABUs
>A quick inspection reveals a bag next to you
>Inside is a flight suit, survival gear, a combat knife, and an M9 along with four clips of ammo
>>Good, I've got some gear. Now to look around a...wait, where's my name?
>You notice your nametags are missing
>You look at your dogtags
>Surprised to see them, you examine them... and everything's there except your name
>>So, what's my name?
>.....
>3 corrupted files found.
>FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu
>Ok, you can deal with this.
>You're in a field, with what looks to be a dirt road in front of you
>Off in the distance, you make out the outskirts of a town
>Pick up your bag and you're on your way.
>Huh, didn't see that forest before
>Fucking perfect landscape
>The road leads you down a steep hill into the forest
>You follow it, noting the lack of light
>>Reminds me of Black Forest, I swear when I get out of this mess...
>Wait, when were you in Germany?
>10 corrupted files found.
>FFFUUUU ok. Ok. Ok. You can handle this
>It's just a little amnesia
>If you're lucky, it's dissociative fugue
>No time to worry about that, you just heard a twig behind you snap
>Instinctively, you pull out your knife and M9
>Gun in the right, knife in the left
>Turning around, you see nothing
>You keep your weapons ready
>Procedural memory seems fine
>You remember seeing this stance before...
>As you walk, you try to remember
>Minutes later, you find you find that you remember it from a video game
>Can't remember the game
>17 corrupted files
>Imagine that
>But you feel you were also trained this way
>Duh, in combat training at the Academy
>More questions pop into your head
>Enough, there's more pressing matters at hand
>You quicken your pace into the woods
>Another snap, and you see a pair of yellow eyes this time
>Fuck, a wolf
>Fuck, wolves hunt in packs
>Fuckfuckfuckfuck
>You sprint as fast as you can
>Fucking boots, they were made to kick ass, not to run
>A wolf jumps from in front of you onto you
>You knife it
>wut
>A wolf...made out of wood?
>Ah, a timber wolf
>Funny
>Hilarious even
>FUUCK
>Gun pointed at its head, pull trigger
>Splinters everywhere, and the smell of blood
>The crimson liquid pours onto your BDUs
>Worry about the mess later, get to your feet!
>Push off wolf, two more chase you
>They catch up, and one jumps onto your back
>Pain flares on your shoulder
>Some of the flesh from your left shoulder is in that wolf's mouth
>Not on my watch
>Elbow it in the face, back onto your feet
>Shoot it instinctively
>Hits the neck
>CLOSE ENOUGH
>The other wolf jumps onto you
>They sure do like pinning you
>Your M9 goes out of your hand
>Scratches the fuck out of your face
>Stab under its chin
>You hear a whine, and as you pull your blade out, its blood pours onto your face
>You quickly look for your gun, and you hear more growling
>shitshitshit
>See a glint, and you pick it up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA_dMjRSSLk
>RUNRUNRUNRUN
>Blood drips from your face, and youd don't know if it's the wolf's or yours
>Fucks given: 2
>Normal fucks given: 2000
>You see a clearing
>But you also hear the wolves getting closer
>It'll be close
>SPRINTINGSPRINTINGSPRINTING
>You're outside the forest
>But the wolves are still going after you
>Taking quick aim, you fire at one only 5 feet from you
>Miss
>20 feet in front of you are two small horses.
>One is yellow with a pink mane
>The other is lavender with an indigo mane
>And a pink highlight?
>And a horn?
>Come to think of it...
>NO TIME FOR THINKING
>Look over your shoulder
>Fuck, it's within biting range
>Quick shot
>Your shot hits its paw, and it stops chasing you
>5 more are still on your tail
>Perhaps those horses will slow down the wolves
>Maybe they'll go after the horses when you pass them
>Renegade points what?
>Forget it time to shut up and run
>The horses have a look of apprehension on their faces
>Huh... not the same horses you're used to seeing
>>Just where the fuck am I?
>You trip just after you pass them
>Quickly, you turn to see the yellow one standing its ground
>The lavender pony is behind the yellow one
>Huh, the yellow one has wings
>And they both have tattoos on their asses?
>You notice all this in less than 3 seconds
>Yellow one yells
>Holy shit it's working
>They've stopped, and actually are running back into the forest
>You jump up and assume a defensive stance
>You stare at your rescuers.
>They look at you
>From the look on their faces, they don't know what to make of you
>You share that feeling
>Yellow one takes a step towards you
>Adrenaline still coursing through your body, you get ready to fight
>It talks to you.
>"slfdkjoie afiu amklw al?"
>Surprise
>It really can talk
>Too bad you don't speak its language
>"kaeajls aisfe kaweial sn?"
I'm sorry, I don't understand you.
>"eajfal djes??"
>Its voice is soft and soothing, feminine in nature
>You relax a little
My name is...
>Empty stare
Anyways, I'm a Captain in the United States Air Force
>Weren't you an Airman?
>44 corrupted files found
>"aiowf fek Skelank.
>Suddenly, your wounds catch up to you
>Pain and fatigue mix as you collapse
>You black out before you hit the ground