>Be white guy
>You are driving down main street in Gary, Indiana
>It's the former murder capital of the world
>Nig nogs everywhere
>You take a puff from your cigarette and watch as two black kids fight over a deflated basketball
>suchislife.gif
>The stereo in your car crackles noisly and starts to glow green as the tuner automatically tunes itself
"What the fuck?!"
>You almost jump out of your skin when a loud screeching sound is played
>You look outside, and notice that all traffic has seemed to stop
>The black people around you are glowing green, but the caucasian and hispanics are not
"The hell is going on?"
>You cover your eyes with an arm as a bright green light tears through your window coupled with a large explosion
*BOOM*
>You hear tires screeching along asphalt and shouts of alarm
"Good thing I locked my doors..."
>"Yo! Wudda fuck is goin' on!"
>You uncover your eyes and rub them, trying to remove the after image of the bright green flash
>The radio finally settles on a station, as a woman's voice starts talking
>"Citizens of the United States! I am Queen Chrysalis! Your president and I have discovered a solution that benefits everyone! All African Americans are no longer going to be a burden upon your awfully regulated welfare system! You may notice that they appear like a cross between a beetle and a pony.
>You stare outside as flocks of former blacks scream and fall as they are uncoordinated and unaccustomed to four hooves
"I must be dreaming."
>You rub your eyes again
>"These former African Americans are now Changelings, and they belong to me. They will disappear shortly, but I now have my army to conquer Equestria, and you will be unburdened by worthless members of your society!"
>The radio tunes back to 79.9 and Pink Floyd's "Comfortably Numb" begins to play
>You cover your eyes once more as another bright flash surrounds the area around you
>The screams are gone
>And so are the Changelings
>You laugh
"No more black people!"