>Playing Vidya gaems
>TF2 market gardener
>flying through the air like an american eagle bringing crits from unseen angles like a angel of death
>Blitz is watching you
>"You're really bad at flying you know?"
"Shut up it's a game."
>"Make me."
>You look at her with a grin
>"Anon don't eve-"
>You pounce on her like a fucking cat
"OKAY!"
>You throw her into the couch and run over to your MP3 Dock
>time to go Bat shit insane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4onyvQRhVZE
>You blast your tunes so loud they become your thoughts
>She's scrambling to get to her hooves as you pounce her again
>"A-anon what a-are you doing!!!"
>You start tickling her madly
>Ignoring her cries for mercy you tickle hard
>She's laughing so hard she's having trouble catching her breath
"ANON..St-STOP I CAN- CAN'T BREATHE!"
>The song is so loud it's hard to hear her
>Tickle harder? [Y] N
>She's crying now from laughing so hard
>You stop suddenly and freeze
>She pounces you and starts trying to tickle you with metal hooves
>lolnope.png
>"Why won't it work dammi-"
>Tickle mode reactivated
>you grab her again and she squirms out of your grip
>"NONONONONONONONO!!!!"
>She takes off out of the nearest window
>Mage of time and space please hear my call
"WARP!"
>You appear over her in mid air
>She's only a few feet off the ground and you grab her and drag her out of the sky
"YOU CAN'T RUN FROM ME BLITZ!"
>You sound like a fucking lunatic
>Taking the brunt of the landing you pounce once more to unleash the tickles upon her poor soul
>she kicks you off and runs for the hills
>You hit the ground with tunes still pump through you head
>You're still grinning like a mad man
"BLITZ! I'M COMING FOR YOU!"
>Flipping off your ass you hit the ground running in pursuit of the A-10
>You see a smile that only mean she knows this is a game
>You take off like a retarded bipedal missile
>She sees you catching up and lets out a scream
"AAAAAANON!!"
>You jump on top of her and hold her down
>You move your face really close to hers a whisper
"You're it."
>You jump up and take off at mach 11
>"You're dead Anon!"
>She's getting ready to take off and blast you off your feet with the body check of the gods
>You hear her flying up at high speed from behind and dive to the left
>"DAMMIT!"
>She overshot you by a few dozen feet
"HAHA STUPID PLANE PON-"
>Your head meets a metal pole in the worst of ways
>At high speeds
BING!!!!!!!
>You fall on your ass knocked clean out
>...
 
 
Later that day....
>You wake up in bed with a Splitting headache
"Uggggghhhhhhh..... What happened?"
>"You ran into a pole dumbass."
>That sounds about right
"How did I get back here then?"
>"I got some friends to drag your ass over here and check you out."
>You touch your head to find it's bandaged up
"Gawd this hurts... We got any pain killers?"
>"Nope. You ate them all 3 weeks ago when you were wasted remember?"
"I.... What?"
>"Oh yeah, You were passed out in Hospital bed about to OD."
"Wow I'm a moron sometimes"
>"No shit."
"So now what?"
>You look at her as she shrugs
>"get some rest asshat. The doc said you should lay down for a few hours after waking up to see if you get any worse."
"Peachy.... Wanna play a board game?"
>"Doc said no heavy thinking."
"Fuuuuuck... How bout something that's all chance?"
>"Can't see that hurting much. Sure."
 
>This shit is hardcore
>You need a number over 5 or you'll hit a snake
>Blitz is close behind you
>You roll your dice to tempt fate
>It says 4
"FUCK!"
>You throw the board across the room in anger
>"Anon what the fuck! That's the third time you've done that!"
"Fuck Snakes and ladders that game is fucking stupid!"
>Blitz rolls her eyes at how much of a child you are
>"Then what do you want to play?"
>You look at her grinning
>"No."
"BUT BLITZ!!"
>"NO."
>She walks over and gets the Snakes and ladders board off the floor
"I dun wanna play."
>You sound like a child
>"Anon I swear to Celestia if I have to be you fucking mother when you get like this..."
"Kinky..."
>You get a hoof across your face
"Hey that was rud-"
>Another slap
"OW! What is wrong with you!"
>"I meant the first one, The second was for fun"
"Cunt."
>"Moron."
>She places the board back on the table and resets the pieces
>You grab the board and throw it outside in your yard
>Walking over to your shed you grab a gas can and soak the board in the flammable brew
>Toss match and bingo. BBQ board
>Blitz just watched you the whole time looking unimpressed
>"You done burning all your board games?"
>Looking around your yard you see all the ash left over from the rest of the day
"Don't we still have Yahtzee?"
>"Nope, you burned both copies of it"
"Oh. Then yeah I'm done"
>"Now what?"
"Fuck if I know"
>You walk back in the house and sit infront of your computer
"Hrrrmmmm.... Planebro isn't posting... gotta fix that!"
>"who's plan-"
"A buddy 'o mine that should be writing all the time and forever because waiting is harder then writing"
>Blitz give you a funny look
>"What?"
>You pat her on the head
"Nothing little one. Nothing."