>"You did WHAT?!"
>She made it to Twilight's castle in pretty good time, but you can already feel the acids starting to nip away at you
>"I ate him! He tasted so good covered in that creamy... sticky... ohhhh..."
>She starts drooling
>"PINKIE!"
>"Right! Saving his life! Is there any spells you can cast to stop digestion, Twilight?"
>"You're in luck, there is. Next time you try something insane like this, though, there might not be such an easy solution."
>Pinkie sighs. "Understood."
>Suddenly you feel a magical aura enveloping you, and after a few seconds, the acids aren't harming you anymore.
>"Much better. Now Anon should come out naturally."
>Naturally
>Well shit.
 
>You can feel her stomach swaying, like she's trotting somewhere
>"You okay down there?"
"Yeah, It's actually pretty comfy in here. Where are we going?"
>"Back to Sugarcube Corner, silly! I have work, remember?"
"Wait, don't you think the other ponies will notice your stomach is huge?"
>"They'll probably just think I binged on candy again. Just don't squirm so much and we'll be fine."
 
>"Coming RIIIGHT up!"
>You've been at work with Pinkie for about an hour
>Sure enough, nobody has questioned the huge stomach
>It's been a pretty busy work day, so Pinkie's been moving around a lot
>Running back and forth between the front desk and the kitchen, grabbing snacks here and there,  bake this, add that, chop this, serve tha-
>Plop
>Chewed-up cupcake just landed on your head
"Pinkie..."
>"What? I was hungry!"
"No, can I have one?"
>"Oh, yeah, sure."
>She swallows a cupcake whole
>You catch it, and take a bite out of it
>"That'll be 3 bits."
"PINKIE!"
 
>"Phew. Shift's over."
>It's been about 5 hours
>Surrounding you is chyme made up of the many snacks Pinkie helped herself to during her work day
>It sloshes about as she walks up the stairs, getting all over you
>"Might as well get some rest. Night, Anon."
"Night."
 
>A few days have passed, and you're out and fine
>Things are nowhere near back to normal, though
>Pinkie has gotten a lot closer to you, both literally and figuratively
>You can't tell if it's some kind of romantic/sexual attraction she developed or if she just likes the way you taste
>Either way, you don't mind
 
>You've been staying in a guest room at Twilight's castle while you look for a good place to move in
>You're sitting around in bed, bored out of your mind
>drip
>drop
>You have no clue where that dripping sound is coming from, you already checked every nearby faucet
>drip
>drop
>It's starting to get annoying, though
>drip
>knock
>drop
>knock
>Great, now it's getting worse
>drip
>knock
>drop
>knock
>Oh wait, that's the door
"Coming!"
>You open the door to find Pinkie in her gala dress
>"Hey, want to go out for dinner later tonight, my treat?"
>There were so many double meanings to that sentence you're not even going to bother
>Still, you accept her offer and head out that night
>There's no real fancy restaurant in Ponyville, so she takes you out to the cafe
>That place is real basic when it comes to food, but if there's one thing you have to give that place credit for it's the ambient lighting at night
>You both sit down and pick up menus
>Pinkie orders a fruit salad with hot sauce, and saltwater to drink
>You look down at the menu and order...