> I break into a run as soon as I'm around the first corner. > The mist should cover the noise. > If I'm lucky, I'll find the other end of the alley quick enough to make a difference. > Fate breaks a bad habit. > I get lucky. > The alleyway is a small, dirty backgarden access for a row of ill repaired country terrace houses. > I stop to catch my breath. > One minute running is about... one minute more than I'm in condition for these days. > While I lean on the alley wall, I listen. > In the distance, another clatter and a muffled cursing, followed by irregular hoof falls. > Thing about p0nies that I've learnt... > Compared to a human? They're not all that good at sneaking around. > Horses are built to spot and run, not lurk and stalk. > Guess they still carry that with them. > I figured out early on that I wasn't gonna catch a fleeing p0ny. > Over a real short distance? Less than 10 feet? Yeah, sometimes I'd get the drop on them. > Two legs are easier to get moving than four. > Beyond that, I'd be lucky to keep up with the dust trail. > So, Instead I tried to be where they were running to. > Staying in this guard game has given me a lot of practice at lurking.   > I hold position and slowly draw my piece. > It ain't no Smith and Wesson, but it's the closest thing I'm gonna find on this crazy horse-run world. > Small, compact crossbow that folds down and fits in my long pocket nice and snug. > Only one shot, but I carry 6 bolts sewn into leather holders inside my coat. > Diamond dog work. > Picked it up during a rough case two years back. > It's a short, nasty looking piece that I only use for short, nasty jobs. > I hope I don't have to use it every single time I load it. > Most of the time, I don't disappoint myself. > Still, gotta be careful. > Technically, these things are illegal. > I wait, hidden in the shadows cast by the eaves of a house that frames the alley. > It's a young mare or an older filly. > She's carefully picking her path down the garbage strewn dirt track. > The moonlight is helping, but she's still having a hard time. > She's alone and distracted. > Good. > Keeps her eyes of me.   > Definately an older filly, red mane with a pink bow, yellow coat and a familiar drawl in her muttering. > She's within twenty feet when I step out. "You looking to earn a cutie mark in spying, or you just really interested in guardwork?" > The filly jumps, eyes wide with panic and starts to back away. > Shit. "Missy, I need you to stop right there." > I pull the crossbow and with a quick motion cock the lever. > She's yellow, in more ways than one. > Either she didn't see the piece, or she doesn't know what one is. "You run, I shoot. Don't you think that I won't." > Especially since I won't. > God damn it. > She turns and bolts down the alleyway, knocking over a trashcan as she runs. > I take off after her, hat falling behind me with crossbow a close second. > My coat flares out behind me as leap the fallen can. > It's hopeless and I know it. > She's smaller than me by a longshot, but still quicker. > Then, for the second time tonight, fate decides to cut me a break. > As she looks back to see If I'm good for my word with the crossbow, she slams into another garbage can. > The filly topples over it, thumping to the ground and skidding in the mud. > She's just getting her legs in order when I leap, catching her around the midriff. > I muscle her down to the floor, her legs kicking and flailing this way and that. > Bringing my head closer to hers, through quick breaths I tell her... ..."I say stay put, you stay put dammit!"   > She flails and bucks underneath me. > I reposition myself, grabbing a forehoof with each hand and flipping her over. > I'm sitting astride her, she's on her back and I have both her hooves restrained. > She's stronger than she looks. > More stubborn too. > Doesn't do her any good. "You *pant* finished yet?" > One last vain struggle to free her hooves and then she looks aside, pouting in defeat. "Cute isn't gonna get you outta this, sweethooves. What the hell were you doing?" > "Nuthin mister. Ah'm just goin' home." "Oh, well in that case, just let me get up and you can be on your way." > She looks up, shock poorly disguised and a smile starting to creep onto her face. > I don't move. > "Um... I can't move with you...can I... oh...you di'nt didya mister?" > Well, I'm dealing with a genius. "You're quick. Tell you what. You stop lying to me, I'll stop lying to you. Deal?" > She pouts again. "I'll even throw in a bonus. If you play ball, I won't even put the anklecuffs on you." > Her head turns as she looks around for something... escape? help? > Oh god... "You're not looking for a ball, are you?" > She starts to nod, but stops herself. > Better lay off the slang with this one. > Jesus. > What a night.   "What's your name?" > "Ummmm... Diamond? Tiara?" She gives a rictus grin. "Horseapples. The cuffs are going on, hold still..." > "NO!, wait please, I'm sorry... It's... Applebloom. *sigh*" > That makes sense. "So, I guess that answers why you're watching the station..." > "uhuh..." Applebloom looks downcast, even her bow sags. "Aw... damn it. Look. I'm gonna trust you. I'll let you up, but I want you to stay. Talk. Your sister... She's in a lot of trouble." > Grunting as my joints scream in protest, I push away from the filly and end up sitting in on a buckled, fallen trashcan. "More trouble than she realises. If I'm going to help her, I need to know a few things." > She's standing now, still looking down the alleyway as if she's considering running. "I trusted you Applebloom. Y'gotta trust me. Even if it's only for AJ" > I use the nickname I heard her friends use. > Sounding familiar with her sister can't hurt none. > "...can you get her outta there mister?" asks the filly, sheepishly. > I slowly shake my head... ..."I don't think so. missy. Most I can do for now is stop things getting worse. After that... maybe." > Applebloom looks down at the dirt, trying not to cry. > It distracts her from my lie. "I know AJ has hit... sorry, robbed wagons before. It's always been small stuff. Nothing like this. Why the change?" > "She ain't robbed nuthin! It's ours! We're jus'..." At first she shouts, loud enough to raise answering calls for quiet from the nearby houses.   > Then, she just trails off, meekly...."...jus' taking it back mister. They cheated us. Stole our home. We ain't ever taken nuthin' that wasn't rightful ours." > The last part sounded like a second hand justification, learned at the knee of big sister. "Flam-co. A lot of their wagons, sure... but there are others." > "They're lyin mister. Tryin ta get us blamed so more'n more p0nies'll try an' get us. S'not fair." She pouts again, her eyes glisten but still hold a defiant cast. > I let it slide. > There's an age limit on my 'world ain't fair kid' speech. > Got to be this tall to ride the disillusion-coaster. > "...ah told her we shouldn't do this." she mumbles to herself, I barely catch it. > So, it wasn't just a mistake. > She went for the wagon with intent. "Why'd she do it then? D'you know?" > Applebloom bites her bottom lip, avoiding my gaze "Um. Aftah she went ta Manehatten last week. We got a lettah out in...um. at home." > Probably Appleloosa... > "Sis was reeeal angry. She went straight fer th' train. When she came back she was jus'... sad. Told us the plan. BigMac didn' like it." > Jeez kid, anyone else you wanna implicate? > I fight down the instinct to tell her to keep schtum. > You can't stop the blab train. > Applebloom sighs... "...but Sis said 'we don't got no choice' and 'we got our orders'."   "You remember anything else about the letter?" > "... well, it was with a package. It was a bit funny. Who'd send oranges ta appl. eep!" > She claps her mouth with both hooves. > I get an Idea. "Hey, I need to go. You head home. I'll tell your sister you're ok. Just... give me something so she knows it's from you." > Applebloom thinks, tapping her chin, then catches up. > Somehow she unties her bow and drops it on my lap. "Stay off the streets, kid, and... be careful." > "Don't you worry none, mister. Ah'm a big p0ny. Ah can look aftah myself." > I stand, give her a tired wave and head back down the alleyway to find my hat and piece. > Then I do what I do everynight. > I go looking for a bar.