Chapter 1
 
>You are Necron Overlord Anonymous
>And you have Phased into the wrong place
:::Initiate Nodal Command Structure:::
:::Access Level Platinum:::
>You start to rise out of your Smoldering Crater
>The last thing your Recording Cogitators can recount
>is Falling at terminal velocity towards the Ground
>The Land is Different
:::Error, No Nodal Command Structure Found:::
"That is an Impossibility, as the odds of Self Sufficient Activation"
"Outside of a Nodal Command Structure is Several Billion Billions to One"
"The Likelyhood of A Cogitator Malfunction is a Far More acceptable Possibility"
:::Running Diagnostic:::
:::No Error Found:::
>Therefore I am Located outside of the Nodal Command
>No access to Necron Forces
>Set Self Protection Status Ohgma-Turctius
>Abandon Harvest Protocole
>Priority 1: Locate Nodal Command, Return to a Tomb World
>Priority 2: Search Surrounding Area for local life, if hostile, Refrain from
>all but Extreme Combat Scenarios
>Priority 3: If unable to find Transport to Tomb World or Nodal Command,
>Set up Distress Beacon and Initiate Retreval Protocoles
 
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>Begin Search for Local Life, Grab Staff of Light and a multitude of other
>cool Gadgets and begin walking towards large forest overgrowth
:::SCANING AREA:::
:::FLORA MATCHES PRIMITIVE HUMAN EARTH:::
>Hmmm
>That would mean I'm either on a Primitive Human Colony
>or on Earth in another time frame
>Assessment of Hypothetical, Time Travel is Near-Imposible and If it was
>a Previous Time-Period then The Nodal Command would be accessable and thus
>this Situation would not have Happend
>Therefor I am on a Human Colony that is not a Tomb World
:::SCANING VISUAL COGITATORS:::
:::SETTLEMENT HAS BEEN DETECTED:::
>Ah a Local Village has been found
>Observation is required as Encountering Adeptus Astartes would
>be detrimental to Resources and Power
>Use Gravity Displacement Genorator to levitate into a tree's foliage
>Above a Road
>Phase light around self to Camoflage
>Now to wait for a Local Citizen to come along
 
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:::AUDIO SENSORS DETECTS MOVEMENT:::
>Good a Local, Now lets see what it is
>Into view comes 2 Four Legged Equines
>One with a Orange Coat with Yellow Hair
>Another with a White Coat and Deep Purple Hair
>"I'm Tellin ya Rarity, You can't make apples into earrings"
>"Nonsense Applejack, with just the right outfit they would be Magnifique!"
>"But they would rot away in a few days, Sugercube, and become stale in a Hour"
>"Humph, You just don't know the Meaning of Fashion Sweetie"
>"Stuck up there on your Farm all day"
>"Yeah, You'd be an expert on Stuck Up" 'Applejack' Mutters
>"Did you say something Darling?"
>":sigh: no rarity lets just get this cart to Ponyville"
>Ponyville? not surprising considering the size of these Equine Creatures
>Not one of the most creative names for a Village, what next? Fillydelphia?
>You'd laugh if you had the correct emotion, Instead you manage by formulating
>A Electrical Mathmatical Equation for Incredulity.
>Useing your gravity defying technology you float out of the tree, The Foliage and branches
>barely hindering your phased form, Unfortunatly the same cannot be said for your
>Camoflage as the light bending field destablises for a mear millisecond
>Long enough for the White One to catch a glimpse at a hooded, cloaked skelleton machine
>Flying over her head
>"Did you see that Applejack?"
>"Huh see what?"
>"hmmm nevermind it must have been my imagination"
>continuing your now stabilised invisable hovering you move with the two creatures
>towards the village
"Lets see what these 'ponies' have to show me"
 
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>Float into the Town, Arms Crossed, Body Straight, Feet Flat, Head Acheing
>You think yourself lucky that you have the Patience to widthstand eons of solitude
>deep in the tomb world of Xarkus III
>But all those millions of years of self meditation, philosophy and the refinement of
>Stratagy, Tactics and Science could not have possibly prepared you for this
>the Pair of Equines have stopped dead in their tracks, being swarmed around by a
>single bright pink pony, who seems to go to great lengths to talk the living jimmies
>out of the duo of ponies, who are clearly uncomfortable
>You share their Pain
>It is not the sharp pain of a Force Sword Cleaving through your Necrodermis
>It is not the Screech of A Deamonette of the acursed Chaos realm as it swoops upon you
>It is not the Defilement of a Ork who takes Necrodermis and Destroyer Grav-Platforms
>so that he can ride them around like a Maniac
>This terrible Excrutiating pain is something else
>Even when you turn off your Audio Cogitators you can still hear it speak
>Your Skull Vibrating enough that the words can be heard
>You see it's mouth move really fast, a Miraculus Feat atributted to the grand power of your
>Visual Receptors
>Time to end this, you think, But how?
>Can't kill it, that would reveal my location permanently to them and you don't have a
>Complete understanding of their power
>A simple Concussion would suffice you think
>Spotting a Ceramic Jar with Flowers contained in it you lift it with a guesture of your
>arm mounted Kenetic Manipulator, and drop it directly towards the pink one's head
>a small twitch of her tail is noticed by you
>"-and thats how I caught- huh?"
 
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>In a amazing feat of Dexterity and Precognition she moves out of the way in a mear instant
>before the vase comes crashing down
>"Oh Jezz Pinkie I'm so Sorry"
>"Oh its no Problem Carret Top, Just be More Careful in the Meantime"
>By the C'tan what just Happend here?
>"Well I'll see you guys later, I'm gonna Babysit the Twins again at the Cake's Place"
>This one seems to possess Precognitive abilities unlike anything you've ever seen
>Not even Tau or Eldar could dodge that
>This however is not a complete show of their power, you reason,
>just an isolated incedent, nothing to worry about
>There is a Disturbince in the Jimmies
:::HIGH SPEED MOVMENT DETECTED:::
:::TRAGECTORY MATCH ON A COLLISION COURSE:::
:::TAKE EVASIVE MANOUVERS:::
>Out of nowhere a Rainbow Coloured Blur smashes into you
>sending you flying into a building
>You crash into the Tiles and through the isulation, wood and Iron studs
>Leaveing a large Necron Sized hole for everyone to see
>Lucky your Cloak just made you look like a metallic Bag of Trash
>"Rainbow Dash are you alright?"
>"Yeah yeah I'm fine, Did I hit something?"
>Move your Arse, Can't get detected yet
>Initiate Cloaking Device
>Skulk off to the shadows
"Damage Report"
:::NO MAJOR DAMAGE REPORTED:::
:::MINOR DAMAGE TO LEFT SERVO:::
:::REPAIRS 91% Complete:::
 
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>"Woah Did I do that?"
>"That house's Roof is totally destroyied"
>"Don't worry Rainbow Darling, Nobody lives there anymore"
>An Abandoned House? A good Cold Dark Haven Then
>"Whelp Nevermind it Sugercube, It was an accident I'm sure"
>"I've gotta set up my Apple Stand in town, see ya later Rarity"
>Looking around you decide that this is a good start for a Hideout
>Something should be Done about that Roof however
>After Patching up the roof with a few spare wood panel's found in the attic
>and discorageing any local vermin, arachnids and any other manner of pests
>You decide to take another look at the Equines
"Formulate data Collected so far based upon Hypothosis and Visual records"
>After another though you say
"Exclude Personality traits, Lets hope not all Pink Equines are the same"
:::DATA RECORDED SO FAR INDICATES A MINIMUM OF THREE EQUINE SPECIES:::
:::FIRST; STANDARD EQUINE, FOUR LEGS, ONE HEAD, ONE TAIL, NO EXTRA LIMBS OR GENETIC DEVIATIONS:::
:::SECOND; 'UNICORN' EQUINE, STANDARD EQUINE PYSICAL TRAITS WITH ONE HORN LOCATED ON HEAD:::
:::NOTE; 'UNICORN' EQUINES POSSESS TELEKENETIC PROPERTIES ATTRIBUTED TO HORN:::
:::OTHER FUNCTIONS OF HORN AND ANY OTHER POSSIBLE PSYKER ABILITIES UNKNOWN:::
>They are not Warp based otherwise they would not have worked in your presence
:::THIRD; 'PEGISUS' EQUINE, STANDARD EQUINE PYSICAL TRAITS WITH TWO EXTRA LIMBS ATTACHED TO TORSO:::
:::CAPABLE OF FLIGHT AND ASTONISHING SPEEDS:::
>These forms do not seem to be akin to the Mutations Present in other races that you are familiar with
>They appear to be basic evolution
>You wonder if there are other Species on this world
>Time to be Off
 
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>Your Hovering Invisible Crusade leads you to a large tree
>It seems to also operate as the local Knowlege Suppository
>A purple Coated 'Unicorn' is seen franticly taking down, cleaning then restacking books
>a Yellow and pink 'Pegisus' and a...bunny? seem to be helping her
>it would seem as if the small rodent is mearly guestureing and glareing at the 'Pegisus'
>it seems to be Ordering her around
>"Hurry up Fluttershy, Princess Celestia is going to be here any minute!"
>"Oh...I'm Trying Twilight, but there are just so many books"
>There are a multitude of things you could adress here
>Their silly names, The Bunny's Authority, Why they would read books even though they have no hands to turn pages
>Instead you focus on this 'Princess Celestia'
>She seems to be Royalty, that much is obvious, and Celestia would be a refrence to Stars, Planets
>The cosmos in general
>does that mean she has siginificantly more power then these others?
>In that case would she be any of the three species?
>"She'll be comeing Down from canterlot soon and if this place isn't tip top she'll send me back to..."
>"MAGIC KINDERGARTEN"
>Magic?
>You feel she would become a nervous wreck if the place isn't clean
>and you sumerise in order to discover the Princess's Species
>and introduce yourself then you're going to have to help
>With a flick of the wrist and an amazing feat of subtle skill you Detail clean each and every book
>then place them back into the Shelfs according to the pattern 'Twilight' has been following
 
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>You'd feel pride if you could, instead you enjoy small comfort that your plan is moving smoothly
>A trumpet sounds and a Large Creature steps through the doorway
:::SCANING:::
:::SUBJECT POSSESSES TRAITS OF ALL THREE EQUINE SPECIES:::
:::COMMONLY KNOWN AS A ALICORN:::
>A powerful creature no doubt, Small wonder she is the dominent Matriach of their society
>She has a Mirad of Sparkling, Glowing colours for hair, much like the nebulars of Ultramar
>and a white coat with a sun on each of her flanks
>Strange, you think, Marks similar to those have appeared on all the adult equines
>In various Shapes, Designes and Colours
>Parhaps they signify Social Ranking and Purpose?
>"Twilight My Faithful student, it is good to see you again"
>Her voice is loud, yet not dominearing, mearly confident and commanding
>she is defenetly a powerful ruler, yet seems to not rule with an iron fist
>"And Fluttershy, Angel and Spike Too! It is good to see you all"
>a Small lizard with Purple skin and Green Frills crawls out of a whicker dog basket
>"Hello Princess, how are you today"
>"I'm Fine Spike, but who is the other person I sense"
>Your Dismay at being discoverd would be represented with a obsinity of some kind
>Yet it is Expected that she would sense your physical presence
>a grand appearence is long overdue
>Droping your Phase Cloak you reveal yourself
>Drawing Out your Powerful Warscythe, you slam it into the ground
"I am The Phaeron Anonymous! Necron Overlord of The Thirteenth Dynasty"
"Chosen of the C'Tan, and I request your assistance"
 
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