Welcome to CanterU: Can't Be Better edition!
[spoiler]This is probably gonna be a real short episode, and definitely no where close in quality in comparison to the last episode.
[spoiler]So, I'll probably do an AMA or something after the thread.[/spoiler]
 
The Legacy of OP:
http://pastebin.com/nNdkJN3S
http://pastebin.com/u/OPtimisticAnon
 
>Your alarm clock's ringing.
>Time to say goodbye.
>You turn it off with sheer discipline.
>It's... a decent day.
>Sun's shining.
>The tree branches outside sway slightly in the wind.
>And... your room's still a mess.
>Save for where your old roommate used to live.
>He's long gone.
>Packed up and moved on to chase his dream.
>And Singed.
>Never chase Singed.
>You dismantle the sheets on your bed, and fold them.
>You close up your laptop, and unplug everything, wrapping it all up neatly.
>You sigh and take a look at your room.
>That's a good start for the day.
>Now... isn't there something you have to do this morning?
 
A. Keep packing.
B. Get breakfast.
C. Girls hall.
 
>Right... Rainbow Dash leaves today.
>Hopefully she hasn't left yet.
>You make yourself decently presentable.
>Kinda easier, considering your hair's not that short to look dumb in the morning.
>Quick grooming. Eye check. Odor check.
>One good neck and back stretch.
>And you toss on a v-neck and jeans...
>That one that your mom sent you.
>Your mom will be real happy to see you come home in that shirt.
>You give one last glance in the mirror before heading out.
>good/10.
 
>Perfect timing.
>You exit the hall, just as soon as Dash exits the hall.
>She doesn't look to be in any rush.
>Although, you have no idea how pressed for time she could be.
"...good morning, Anon."
>She her mouth curves, but her eyes don't express the same feeling.
>You hug her.
"And you really just wanna escort me around everywhere, don't you?"
>Dash smirks and lovetaps you on the bicep.
 
A. stall for time
B. breakfast
C. head to the bus stop.
 
>Fem told you that the train ride was pretty long...
>Does Dash want some... eggs?
>Cue "Daytime Drama".
>But... you used to eat eggs.
"Sure... I could use some."
>Dash smiles warmly and sets her bag down.
>Also, yfw girl tells YOU to get into the kitchen.
>You spray the pan with some nonstick.
>It's time for a magical omelette.
>You beat your eggs, and check in the fridge for more-
>Wait... no one bothered to restock!
>And there's not much left in here.
>It's just cheese.
>BUT... YOU USED TO EAT CHEESE.
>Oh well, a three egg cheese omelette is good enough.
>Hopefully Rainbow won't eat all of it.
>You know how much she likes eggs in her mouth.
BUT YOU USED TO PUT YOUR EGGS IN HER MOUTH
 
"This is fantastic!"
>What can you say? You cooked it with love.
>Because you were totally out of other ingredients.
>Do you know how much love is per pound nowadays?
>And the price could only go up if the situation in Syria gets worse.
 
A. stall for time
B. head to the bus stop
C. say goodbye to her
 
>Dash spoons more eggs into her mouth, and almost eats the last bite...
>But she stops and saves the last bite for you.
"Go on... take it. Before I change my mind."
>You smirk at her.
"It's just... you look hungry! D-don't take it the wrong way...
b-b-b [spoiler]extremely long winded final joke that would've been funny but now only further serves to drive the proverbial nail into the heartwood[/spoiler]"
>You take the spoonful of egg in your mouth.
>Damn, you're a good cook.
"Alrighty, dude... let's head out."
>She stands up.
>Wanna go to the gym?
"You serious? We just ate!"
>Video games?
"Tempting... but no."
>How about a quickie before she goes?
>Dash smirks and shakes her head.
"I'll show you quick."
 
>Wow, that was quick.
>Dash cleans herself off, smirking at you.
>You're gonna miss her.
>And her readily available sex.
>And her playful tongue.
>And those B-cups.
>And her hair, and her abs, and her legs.
"Pff... not much to miss on you, dude."
>Ooh... harsh.
"Come on, we gotta go!"
>Dash is already dressed, and you're still basking in the after glow?
>You get yourself ready.
 
>The walk's pretty long.
"Thinking about something, Anon?"
 
A. small talk
B. business talk
C. bidniss talk
D. consider what you could've done differently
 
>Just wondering what you're gonna do when you get home.
"Heh, I still gotta get set in at UCLA. Do the whole unpacking deal. I don't go hoome until Christmas!"
>Yeah. You're planning on kicking it with your friends.
>Bonfires.
>Playing League.
>Hanging out.
>Not thinking about school.
>Going to Disneyland.
"You live near Disneyland? We should totally go some time."
>Yeah, that'd be great.
 
>You reach the bus stop.
>You see your friiiiiiiends.
>I'm not gonna make a Friday reference.
>I'm writing a Monday on a Tuesday, with a Friday reference.
>Nope.
>It's time to say goodbye, Anon.
"No... just think of it as a 'until next time.'"
>Dash smiles optimistically.
 
A. kiss her
B. hug her
C. say goodbye
D. spaghet about it.
 
>She smiles expectingly.
"So... until next time?"
>She rocks back and forth from her heels to her toes.
>Waiting for an answer.
>You're kinda just standing there.
>Wide eyed.
>What the hell hit you just now?
"Anon... you're scaring me."
>Y-...
>Y-...
>Y-you too.
>Your forehead starts to sweat.
>You try to brush it off, but the sweat feels viscous...
>Almost solid.
>The spaghetti.
>From behind the drapes of pasta, you see her approach you.
>Your lips make contact with hers.
>And at last you see the light.
>And the noodles have been lifted.
>The familiar taste in your mouth.
>Circling your lips tenderly.
>This isn't a kiss of passion or desire.
>But one of compassion. Sentiment.
>Love.
 
>Well… that takes care of that.
>Saying goodbye to everyone else was just as heartbreaking…
>Take my word for it.
[spoiler]Dammit, SB, why didn’t we work out the budget earlier?[/spoiler]
>Well… it probably wasn’t as bad, considering you’re gonna see them next quarter.
>No point in saying a heartfelt goodbye if it’s only for two or three weeks.
>But yeah, it was still pretty feely.
>You’re sitting on the Greyhound bus back to Anonville.
>Next to… well, nobody, really.
>Monday isn’t much of a travel day.
>And who in their right mind would travel to Anonville?
>The passing telephone poles and small sedans.
>Gives you some time to think.
 
A. About the Future.
B. About what could’ve been done differently.
C. About League.
 
>The future, huh?
>That’s what college is for.
>Breaking out of the comfort zone, to prepare yourself for life.
>You hardly have any goals.
>You know who had goals? Spike.
>That nigga dropped out.
>And you can’t do anything with a Bachelor’s degree in a hard science.
>It means a lot less nowadays…
>Wait, what is all this talk about goals?
>That’s some long term shit.
>Let’s plot some short term stuff.
>You’re doing pretty well on grades…
>And most of your extra curricular is insignificant.
>But… next quarter, there’s no Rainbow Dash.
>Just… the other four girls in your hall.
>Maybe there will be new ones?
>New transfers?
>Transfers?
>You could… transfer.
>What to do…
 
A. Transfer to UCLA.
B. Stay at CU.
C. Drop out.
 
>It's... tough to think about.
>You're pretty much torn between the two.
>On one hand, Rainbow Dash, and one of your closest friends.
>On the other hand, a mysterious world filled with all sorts of surprises.
>On one hand, state of the art and prestigious education.
>On the other hand, experiences that you may not find elsewhere.
>On one hand, a shit ton of Asian girls.
>On the other hand, a colorful cast of friends.
>Torn, split.
>You see the Anonville city limits just outside the window.
>Transfer or stay?
>Egh... that's a decision for another day.
>You've made plenty of choices in these past 50 days...
>Who's to say you can't just put one of them off for later?
>And who knows what lies in store for the future.
>The least you can say is...
>You're OPtimistic.
 
End Day 50.
End Canterlot University
 
[spoiler]Real talk everybody, I fucking hate all of you. You can all go die in a ditch the size of your combined assholes.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Real real talk. Thank you guys so much for being a part of my thread, and enriching my expierence as a writefag. It certainly smelled like summer and I just wanted to give it a shot.
We've had some good times in the past 50 days, and what I wish for all of you, is to get out there and live happy and healthy lives... to forge your own adventure, so you have something to tell the future.
I wish you the best of luck in every one of your endeavors, and continue to pray for all of your well beings.
I took up a mission, to be the savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned. And my time here on /mlp/ has really opened my eyes to the unfortunate lives that so many of you live.
And hopefully, through my tongue in cheek comedy, and terrible social experiences, I was able to steer you away from the darkness, and move towards the light.
You guys have been a wonderful audience.
Truly.[/spoiler]
 
[spoiler]except you, Lyrafag.
 
[spoiler]just kidding. <3