>It's morning time!
>Damn... what did you do yesterday?
>You search your mental mind map mentally.
>Mmm...
>Well, you remember falling asleep early.
>But... waking up didn't feel as great.
>Don't you wish you could feel the goodness that sleep brings you?
>Too bad you had to be asleep for all of that.
>Speaking of sleeping and crazy dreams.
>You had a dream you went to Vegas, and some mall cop fined you $100 for window shopping.
>By that I mean I did.
>Fucking mall cops.
>What else happened yesterday?
>Nothing special.
>Just read your book, probably talked to a few people.
>Took 1.5 shits and then studied and went to bed.
>No League though.
>Well, you've got time before your bio final...
>As usual.
>Why the fuck haven't you turned off your alarm clock?
>Because if you sleep in, you fail.
 
A. study/cram
B. breakfast
C. shower
D. girls hall
 
>Yup, shower time.
>You get out of your bed.
>Check your phone, nothing new...
>Damn, the monotony is poignant.
>There better be a party after finals.
>Where you get to do a whole bunch of crazy shit... before packing up and heading back home.
>The phone buzzes in your hand.
Pinkie: Sunday. Party. Don't go home yet.
>Well, that solves that!
>Plus... your parents scheduled your train ticket for Monday.
>Great move, you think?
>Oh well, shower time.
>You grab your pair of underwear, your assorted soaps, and your towel cape.
>And head into the hall.
>The shower's running.
"Almost done, brah."
>What to do while waiting?
 
A. Get some food.
B. Review your notes
C. Fap in your room.
 
>Notes time.
>Good thing you didn't pick fap.
>Because Spike was still in your room.
>You sit at your desk, reading away at chemistry.
>Acids. Bases. Solutions. Equilibrium.
>Stoichiometry.
>Math.
>Algebra.
>Oh... you check your calculator to make sure you have battery.
>Hopefully it should last.
>You take out the spare batteries in your wireless mouse, and keep them in your backpack...
>Just in case.
>You read your notes at extremely low intensity.
>Okay... shower should be open by now.
>You head up to the door.
>And you can still hear it running.
"Almost done, brah."
 
A. Tell him to hurry up.
B. Get some food.
C. cram harder.
 
>Fuck this guy.
>Fuck this shower.
>Fuck this hall.
>Food is what matters.
>Food and breathing are all you ever need to survive.
>Well... maybe water, but you don't have to bathe in it!
>It's time to f-f-f-f-f-f-food!
>SAY GOOD BYE TO EGG-ZODIA!
>That worked out really well.
>You head out to the commons and open up the fridge.
>No more eggs.
>Who the hell has been taking your eggs?
>There's a cold tray of chocogoodies on the counter.
>Probably Pinkie's work...
>But... knowing Pinkie's work, these aren't just your average everyday chocogoodies.
>What else is in here?
 
A. cereal
B. brownies
C. mystery leftovers
 
>These chocogoodies aren't gonna eat themselves.
>You find a knife thing that you use to cut a square.
>From what you inspect of the cross section, you see white chocolate chips and nuts.
>All enveloped in beautiful niggerbrown chocolate.
>Here goes nothing.
>You take a bite.
>And... you don't really detect anything out of the ordinary.
>Other than the fact that these brownies are fucking fantastic.
>Pinkie should just quit school and become a culinary artist.
>Or a single mom.
>You cut more and more squares away from the tray.
>Hopefully you can calm yourself down and not eat all of it.
>Oh my lord these are fucking fantatic.
>Did you say that already?
>Well, they're fucking fantastic.
>You feel hypercharged now!
>READY FOR ACTION.
 
A. go shower
B. jog
C. girls hall
 
>Well... not like visiting your waifu every day before a big test has been detrimental in anyway.
>Did she mention she hates clingy?
>Did anybody ever mention they hate clingy?
>Clingy is not good for your thingy.
>You knock on the door anyway.
>Rainbow opens the door quietly and motions you to be quiet.
>Fluttershy stirs in her sleep behind Rainbow.
"GOD DAMMIT ANON! YOU WOKE HER UP!"
"Eep!"
>Fluttershy does one of those moe things where she gets startled and falls out of bed.
>How utterly realistic.
[spoiler]HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN FALL OFF A BED[/spoiler]
>Rainbow turns on the lights, showing her with a CU t-shirt and no pants.
>Shirt and panties is super cute for some reason.
[spoiler]It's like... girls in a school issue one piece bathing suit.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Fucking pedophilic anime.[/spoiler]
>Fluttershy probably has the right idea, sleeping in.
>But... you can't sleep in!
>GOTTA GO FAST
>Dash smirks at you and shakes her head.
 
A. ask Dash to work out
B. study with Fluttershy
C. sleep in Dash's bed.
D. shoot the shit.
 
"Hey, Anon, can I tell you something?"
>No, Rainbow Waifu... you have chemistry with Fluttershy.
"Y-yeah... maybe now's not the best time."
>Dash finishes getting dressed and works on her laptop, quietly.
>You take a mental note of how Dash pronounces maybe.
>Sounds almost... southern.
>Fluttershy gets out of bed and passes by you on the way to her desk.
>She smells of daisies and happiness.
>Why do girls magically smell good all the time?
"You... want to study, Anon?"
>Chemistry. Can't wait.
>Your last science based final...
>Tomorrow's psych...
>And the day after is a party.
>And the day after that? You get to go home!
>Can't wait...
>Too bad Fluttershy blows dicks at chemistry.
"I'm a biology major... I'm sorry I can't be much of a help."
>Well, teaching or learning, it's all the same.
>You're helping her out by teaching her some of the material.
>Hopefully whatever you're teaching her isn't wrong.
 
Pre-test summary:
+good review session
+sugar!
-bad dream
-no shower
 
>Well... you never liked feeling like shit after a final.
>But... you try to keep a lid on being a melodramatic pussy.
>Because being a melodramatic pussy makes you unlikeable.
[spoiler]I'm thinking of a few namefags here.[/spoiler]
>You sit down on the bench near the lecture hall and try not to contemplate how much your life can screw up if you failed this test.
>You try not to.
>Paranoia sinks in.
>Darknesssssssssss.
>You shake your head and try to think of happier things!
>Y'know... be optimistic.
>If you drop out or fail out...
>Sure, your parents might hate you.
>And never buy you anything again.
>But... at least you'll be back with your family!
>In a comfortable home.
>You might not get to see some people again, but at least you won't have to deal with the stress of performing and paying attention in class.
>You just have to deal with the stress of performing and paying attention at a [spoiler]McDonalds cash register[/spoiler]
>You rub your temples to stop the snowballing.
>Applejack, Twilight, and Fluttershy step out.
"Whew. Done with finals!"
"Ah hear ya."
"Something wrong, Anon?"
>Just upset that you never had sex with more than 2 girls at once.
>But other than that... nothing really.
>Applejack looks at her watch.
"Oh... wouldya look at the time. Ah'm goin' home... See y'all next quarter!"
>But what about Pinkie's party?
"Wut?"
>Twilight fills her in on the details, Applejack tries to make plans, and smiles.
 
A. Lunch
B. Study
C. relax
 
-with-
 
(pick 1 or more)
1. Applejack
2. Fluttershy
3. Twilight
 
"Ah'll see y'all later! Try not to git yer foot caught in the doggie bowl."
>Texas i dunno
>Applejack leaves for the bus stop, and you see your friends.
>Sitting in the back seat, chilling in the front seat.
>Which girl do you taaaaaaaaake?
>It's Friday. Friday.
>Fluttershy time on Friday.
"I'm looking forward to the weekend."
>Is she partying?
"Partying?"
>Yeah.
"Fun."
"Fun."
>Fun...
>Looking forward to the weekend.
>Yesterday was Thursday, but you can't really go too hard tonight.
>Still got a final tomorrow.
>Time to chill.
>You head to the commons as Twilight mysteriously disappears from existence.
>Fluttershy yawns and takes a seat on the couch, right next to you.
"Is it okay... if I take a nap?"
>Why does she even have to ask you that?
 
A. Let her nap, while you vidya.
B. Fall asleep with her.
C. Leave
 
>Fluttershy leans on you.
>And closes her eyes, yawning lightly.
>Her body resting heavily on you, but it's oddly comfortable.
>She's using your manboob as a pillow.
>You fall asleep, because soft.
>It's really comfy.
>You get a nice faceful of Fluttershy's hair.
>...
>...
>..
>.
>Shit, what time is it?
>Wow, you fell asleep quickly.
>Even better... Fluttershy's still sleeping...
"Mmhn~"
>But her hand is pawing at her... doobly spot.
>Guys do that all the time, right?
>Put their hands in their pants?
>Grab their crotches.
>So... wynaut girls?
 
A. continue to watch
B. help her out
C. go back to sleep
D. leave.
 
>You put your hand on Fluttershy's.
>It feels warm and humid and-
>She immediately scrambles awake.
"Ohmigosh ohmigosh."
>She blushes and runs off.
>Well... damn.
>Knowing Fluttershy, she's probably going to tell on you.
>Or.. she's just going to keep it a secret forever, and have your rape case outlast the statute of limitations.
>One or the other.
>You don't know Fluttershy too well.
>Probably should find Rainbow before she does, just in case the former happens.
>Well.. you're at a good 40%.
>Two birds with one stone?
 
A. Find Rainbow.
B. Find Pinkie
C. Vidya and pizza.
 
>Time for Rainbow.
>Well... where's the first logical place to look?
>Her room!
>Rarity walks by.
>Hey, she's actually trying today.
"Oh, thank you for noticing, Anon..."
>She opens the door to the girls' hall and looks at you.
"Do... you want to come inside?"
>How many times do you have to make this joke.
>You go in and see Rainbow Dash's door close.
>You knock on Rainbow's door while Rarity stands wide eyed at how quickly you blew by...
>She shakes out of her trance.
"So... darling... I was thinking..."
>Come on, Rainbow... please be in here.
"We could pick up where we left off?"
>No one's answering the door.
 
A. knock again
B. Rarity
C. try somewhere else.
 
>You turn to Rarity...
"So, Darling? Are you just going to keep stringing me along? Or are we going to get down to business?"
>As much as you love a lady in the street but a freak in the sheets...
>There's something you need to talk to her about.
>You're not sure if she knows this...
>But... Rainbow really means a lot to you.
>Rarity gasps, putting her hand over her mouth.
>And you don't wanna lose her.
"Are you saying that... Rainbow Dash is better than me?"
>Amidst the whole attendance of /mlp/, a resounding drumroll begins the answer of this unanswered question.
>No, that's not what you mean at all.
>Dashfags and Rarifags everywhere groan in blueballed disappointment.
>Rarity's amazing, really talented and nice...
>She's always been that girl, even since day 0.
>Albeit, you and her aren't really all that great of friends...
>You wouldn't expect her to be bro level with you, or do boring shit, and talk about your feelings.
>But Rarity's amazing. She'll find the right guy.
>You're just nowhere near as classy and gentlemanly.
>But... there's a guy out there for her.
>And it's not Spike.
"Anon... I don't know what to say."
>She hugs you, and heads to her room...
>She peaks her head out and smiles through tears.
"Thank you."
>The door in front of you opens.
>Rainbow Dash.
"YOU FINGERED FLUTTERSHY?!"
>A fist flies at you.
 
A. deny
B. twist the truth
C. admit to it
 
>No. You didn't.
"Oh, okay then."
[spoiler]End Day 47.[/spoiler]
>You walk into the room.
>There actually isn't a Fluttershy in here.
>She was just trying to ruse you?
>Well... she learned from the best.
"Gotcha... you shoulda seen the look on your face!"
>Rainbow closes the door.
>She looks really happy and smiley.
>What's the deal with her.
"Good news and kinda bad news? Take your pick."
 
A. Good news
B. Bad news
C. make out with her.
 
>She lets you kiss her once.
>Strawberries.
>She smiles as you pull away...
"I'll... take that as good news first."
>You try for one more, but she backs up.
>Good news?
"I... I got scouted after that UCLA game!"
>Really? To where?
"UCLA."
>That was the good news? Then what's the bad news?
"It's... both. I'm not coming back next quarter..."
>She looks at you, biting her lip, anxious to the reaction you're about to give.
>You should be happy for her!
>She's transferring to a new school!
>Not only that, but UCLA! A great school, with an awesome team.
>She'll finally be playing Division 1.
>But... what about you?
>Are you that selfish?
 
End Day 47.
Day 47 Summary
Hanging off a cliff!
3/4 Finals done!
Felt Fluttershy's labia!