>Alarm.
>Nope.
>You sleep in a bi-
>Oh wait... today's Friday.
>You still have class!
>You slowly grumble your way out of bed.
>E-mails say that the Canterlot Theatre Troupe is putting on Romeo and Juliet.
because I remember that Shakespearean plot better.
what continutity
>And a Facebook message confirms that you're going with Rarity tonight.
>And... another Facebook message?
>From Femanon?
Femanon: Hey... :3 Miss you.
>You send her a smily face.
>Bitches love smily faces.
>You miss her a lot too, but you can't let her know that!
>As you head down the hall to the shower, you see Twilight in the hall, waiting excitedly.
>She hasn't noticed you yet.
>The shower's open... and it could be taken if you pass this up.
 
A. Investigate Twilight.
B. Scare Twilight
C. Take a shower.
 
>You slide up behind Twilight and tap her on the back.
"Aaah!"
>Twilight eeps a bit.
"Anon! What are you doing here?"
>This is the boys hall?
>What is she doing here?
"N-nothing!"
>Shining Armor walks out of his room and into the showers.
>Fuck.
>You look back at Twilight for ruining your shower plans.
>She's blushing like a mad cunt.
"W-wow.... what's his name?"
>Liquid Pride Snake.
"D-do you know if he's single?"
>Fucking Twilight.
>She looks at her watch.
"Oh my gosh! Look at the time!"
>She leaves of the hall, giddily giggling.
>You go up to the shower room.
>Shining Armor's still inside.
>And he takes infamously long showers.
>There's only one shower in there.
 
A. Wait for him to be done
B. Go inside
C. Don't take a shower today.
 
>You text, I don't know... your BFF Jill.
>She's the master of unlocking.
>She was also a decently usable character in MvC2.
>She swoops by and unlocks the door for you.
>Prepare your liquid pride, Shaninama.
>He doesn't notice you.
>You're getting real good at this stealth thing.
>Thank you based Snake.
>He's standing in the shower in a way where you can't see his dick or whatever.
>There's room for one more.
>You could get showered and be on time.
>You gotta admit though, this is the homo-est thing you've done all year.
>Flashbacks of JV tennis blow through your mind.
>Pitcher, catcher, it's all in the mind.
>The sound of Shining Armor humming breaks your thought.
>He's shampooing.
 
A. Sneakily shower with him
B. Take pictures (dubs)
C. Let yourself be known.
D. Abort.
 
>You get your phone out of your towel.
>Because you like to take your phone with you when you have plans to shower.
>You point the cameraphone at Shining Armor, trying to get the best shot you can.
>Oooh... that's a good one.
>No homo though.
>But 'sgud.
>'srellygud.
>You press the shutter button.
>And it makes a shutter sound.
"Huh? What the hell?"
>He heard you.
>And you've been spotted.
>You don't bring your cardboard box C with you when you go to shower.
>Only Box A, but that one says "Anon's room."
"Dude, waaaaaaaaaterydoineer?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYaG1dxUpRA
>He swipes blindly... and you drop your phone in the shower.
>And... that shit's out of commission.
>Fuck... you need a new phone now!
>Oh... here's an idea... call your mo- FUCK you can't!
 
>You're late to bio class. You spent a little too long showering.
>You can't seem to find anyone.
 
A. Left
B. Middle
C. Right
 
>You go to the left.
>And since you're a lefty, you have to sit on the left side of the left.
>Now you have a terrific view of a screen glare!
>Taking notes... will be a bit tough.
>Not really.
>I just thought it'd be a great plot point
>And you sit in your lefty desk.
>Colgate and Redheart are sitting next to you!
"Oh, hey Anon!"
>Colgate looks over and smiles at you.
>Redheart is in the immediate adjacent seat.
>She eyes you down, smiling, before turning back to her notes.
 
A. Notes
B. Redheart
C. Colgate
D. Goof Off/Notes
 
>You put your notes away... time to spit some game.
"Hey Anon..."
>Redheart turns to you.
>You make a joke involving the European accent that your professor has.
Fuck, so many interesting things to watch.
>Redheart talks to you about how she met a patient the other day.
>Paralyzed from the waist down
>Gave you the down and dirty.
>Spongebaths and poop and euugh.
>Wow... medicine's gross.
>Is it grosser than putting your fingers and tools in someone's mouth?
"I really like serving and helping people..."
>That's apparent.
>You fucked her... or Colgate... or um..
>Which one was she again?
"I... used my mouth."
>She hides herself behind her hands, blushing.
 
>You spend the hour trying to fix your phone.
>Science Squad rolls up in their Cherry 64.
>And now you're in chemistry class!
>Maybe you could learn how to fix your phone!
>You're talking electrochemistry and water dynamics or some shit...
 
A. Notes
B. Twilight
C. Fluttershy
D. Applejack
E. Goof off.
 
>You turn to Twilight.
>She's drawn a heart in the corner of her notebook.
> < TS + SA 3
>She sucks at drawing.
>Still fantasizing?
"I-i'm not fantasizing... I'm just thinking."
>Thinking about the D!
"Anon! Stop it..."
>She blushes and hits you on the arm.
"I just think he's cute..."
>You tell her how you showered with him this morning.
>She's now a 430 nm cheek.
"You're... you're yaoi yaoi desu?"
>You tell her how he broke your phone.
>And you suggest to Twilight that she should spit game.
"I mean... I don't really know how!"
>Yeah, you did all the work the last time.
>You tell her to be honest with him.
>She nods confidently.
THAT FUCKING /u/ GOAL HORN
Am I a faggot now?
 
>2 hour break.
 
A. dorms
B. Library
C. Lunch
D. Watch LCS and 4CC
 
>You head back to the dorms with the crew.
>Time to do some relaxing.
>You kick back on the couch in the lobby...
>Rarity's sitting here too!
"Oh... Anonymous... about tonight."
>Shakespeare turns you on.
"So... you're still fine with watching it with me?"
>You nod your head.
>Not like you have anything else planned.
>Or rather... not like I had anything else planned.
>Rarity smiles.
>You watch some TV, sipping on some cocoa...
>Twilight's fixated on the boys' hall door.
>Spike's on his laptop, eating a bag of dicks
 
A. Rarity
B. Spike
C. Twilight
 
>You talk to Rarity.
>About Twilight.
"She seems to be quite smitten by the advisor... Shining Armour, was it?"
>Armor.
"Yes, that's what I said... armour."
>Does she think Twilight has a chance?
"Hmm... well, Twilight IS adorable..."
>But... Shining Armor has no idea of her existence.
>You see him exit the hall.
"Hey ladies..."
>Twilight perks up.
>He squints at you.
"Anonybro..."
>Twilight's... hesitating to move at all.
>She has no balls.
>Except for the meatballs...
>That complemented by the spaghetti spewing out of her pockets.
>Shining Armor awkwardly steps past her... then attempts to awkardly step past yo-
>Nice try, no one gets past you.
>You pull him aside for gaybro talk.
"Aye bruh, I don't catch."
>Relax, buddy. You're gonna hook him up.
"Oh yeah?"
>You point to the spaghetti pile by the door.
>Rarity pulls you aside.
"ANONYMOUS, what are you doing?! You're ruining it for Twilight!"
>Bitch, you're hookin a girl up!
>Rarity sighs.
>Does she mind if they come along tonight?
"L-like... a double date?"
>This is a date?
>Rarity acquieses, and she does the whole of the word work.
 
>On the way back to class, Twilight's smiling like a nigger with a watermelon.
>And she's hugging you.
"Thank you, based Anon!"
>Applejack swings up casually, and you go to chem lab, greeted by Celestia.
 
A. Work
B. Twilight
C. Applejack.
D. Celestia
E. Slack off
 
>You get to work on the lab.
>You're mixing a couple of solutions and wait for a precipitate to form.
>It's not forming.
>Hmm...
>You ask Twilight if theres a precip-
>She looks distracted.
"Huh, what? Oh... it's supposed to. Yup!"
>You continue to mix the solutions. Different concentrations this time.
>Nope. Nothing forms.
>Twilight baited you.
"Oh... I'm sorry. I didn't know they were both nitrates!"
>You sigh.
>Well... you shoulda known that one!
>Can't be relying on Twilight.
>Especially if you're gonna distract her from honoring her famiry with habingu sekkusu with boizu!
>You mark your lab report accordingly and try a different combination.
>Celestia comes over.
"Something wrong with Twilight?"
>You got her a date with your RA.
"Wow, Anonymous... you're quite the matchmaker."
>She winks as she walks away, taking your lab report.
>You continue to wash out some of your test tubes.
 
"So... you have a date tonight?"
"Yes, Anonymous helped me out!"
>Isn't there some kind of policy about RA's and dating residents or whatever?
>Meh. Not gonna think like that.
>Unless you wanna ruin Twilight's love life...
>Again.
>You make it to Celestia's lab.
 
A. Work by yourself
B. Work with Twilight
C. Work with Celestia
D. Ask for the day off.
 
>You head over to Celestia's workbench.
>Is there anything you can help with?
"Hmm... let me see."
>She flips through a notebook.
"You can go make solutions..."
>Is there anything you can help HER with?
"Oh! Um... yeah, I think I got something."
>You help her set up a very complex apparatus.
>You're pretty sure you couldn't do this by yourself.
>Hell, you might even need Twilight's help?
"N-nah... I'm sure we can do it."
>You screw something in that Celestia's struggling to hold.
"So... your RA, huh?"
>Yup.
"When I was an RA, we weren't allowed to date the residents..."
>She sighs.
"I remember there was this really cute freshman..."
>Celestia confirmed for Cradle Snatcher.
"I don't know anymore... things are so much more progressive and whatever. You kids have it easy."
>You finish working out the apparatus and run it through some tests.
>Does Celestia think Twilight actually has a chance?
"You know her. She doesn't really know what she's doing."
>Luckily this test is really loud, and she doesn't hear you two talking mad shit about her.
>We'll see how it turns out.
 
>You finish your work around 5:30, and head with an excited Twilight back to the dorms.
"Oh my gosh! What am I going to wear? This is a formal event, right? Or is it a casual? Casuform? Formual?"
>You tell her to just look pretty.
>Rarity's her roommate, so she'll help her out.
 
>You pop out of your room wearing your nicest single color collared longsleeve...
>And some slacks. You look relaxed... but you're cleaned up nice.
>Shaven and draven, and cologne.
>Ready to go.
>You meet up with Shining Armor and your collective swag levels go over 9000.
>Because your current swag is 9000.
>Shining Armor only has 1.
>The girls come out of their hall.
>Rarity first. She's wearing a lithe white dress with a necklace that accents her body.
"Hello Darling..."
>She takes her lady place next to the gentleman... that is posing as you.
"And... Twilight!"
>She points at the door.
>Twilight shyly comes out. Make up done, purple floor length dress, and her hair is done up in a magestic sort of way.
>She walks slowly out of the door, smiling at Shining Armor.
>You're not used to seeing Twilight this formal.
>tfw Alicorn Twilight
"W-wow... you look amazing, Twily..."
>Shining Armor smiles back.
"T-twily?"
"I like pet names, brah."
 
>You and Rarity talk about theater and Shakespeare... attempting to make some soliloquy references.
>But... Shiny and Twily aren't talking much...
>They seem kinda quiet.
 
"Romeo, Romeo... wherefore art thou Romeo."
>Rarity mouths the words as she sits in her seat.
"Deny thy father and refuse thy name."
>Twilight's watching intently and... you can't really see Shining Armor very well in this light.
>He's at least 2 seats over.
>Rarity seems to know a lot of this Shakespeare shit.
 
A. Mouth some of Romeo's lines.
B. Bust a move.
C. Continue watching in silence.
D. Go to the bathroom.
 
"I would not for the world they saw thee here."
>Juliet beckons to Romeo.
>You hear the Romeo on stage stutter on his line.
>Romeo strikes a dramatic pose, to emphasize the "dramatic" pause he's taking.
>The crowd waits with baited breath.
>You whisper the line before he can get the chance.
"I have night's cloak to hide me from their sight..."
>Romeo stumbles and looks down, thinking.
"And but thou love me, let them find me here:
My life were better ended by their hate,
Than death prorogued, wanting of thy love."
>Rarity smiles tightly. I think that's called a grin or something.
 
>Then there's that part where Mercutio dies because he was a real nigga.
>Holdin' it down for Grove Street.
>You hear Twilight and Shining Armor next to you.
>Yeah! She's totally making o-
"Pff... this acting's complete crap!"
"Chyeah dude, I'd rather be surfing."
>Rarity looks over your shoulder at them with the scrunch.gif
>They're having a giggle m8.
>They're compromising the integrity of the art of the theatre...
>But... at least they're having a good time.
 
>The final kiss scene.
"Thy lips are warm."
>Rarity's almost in tears.
>The last time you kissed a crying girl, you got arrested.
>So you hold off on it for now.
>implying she'd be into it.
>Plus Twilight's so bored, she's watching everything around her.
>Including you.
>And she's leaning on Shining Armor... who looks equally bored.
"O happy dagger! This is thy sheath! STABS HERSELF! there rust, and let me die!"
>The two on the left of you lose their sides and bust up laughing, because they saw someone kill herself.
>Gore gifs on a YLYL.
 
 
>It's dark outside... early night.
"We're goin' back to the beach, brah.... you two coming?"
"No thank you darling, I'm going to stay and talk to the theatre troupe... they performed amazingly..."
"What about you, Anon?"
 
A. Stay with Rarity.
B. Go back to the dorms.
C. Convince Rarity to go to the University town with you.
 
>You follow Rarity back into the theater...
>She confidently walks down to the front of the stage.
"Didn't you think Juliet was phenomenal?"
>Yeah sure... well, actually to be honest?
>You thought she was kinda cheesy.
getitbecuzcheeselegs
"I just have to meet her."
>Moving into backstage like a boss, you run into a good amount of people you don't recognize as they celebrate a show well played.
"Who are they?"
>Mercutio still has the prop sword stabbed inside of him.
>And he makes you look like a little manlet.
"Yeah... who are you two?"
 
A. Let Rarity answer.
B. Start a fight.
C. Come up with a good excuse. (dubs)
D. Be humble.
 
>This nigga.
>Not knowing the premier designer and concept artist and best ponykinda Rarity
>2013
>shiggy doo
>Rarity emerges, showing off her dress.
>She's totally playing along... and doing oddly well.
>Hell, she could probably be a good actress herself.
"Well... if she's part of the crew... then who are you?"
"He's my boyfriend! Now you shall respect him, acteur..."
>Rarity clings to your arm, as he backs up.
>Double nice.
>He leaves you alone, and Rarity lets go of you blushing...
"Anon?"
>Here it comes.
"You smell nice."
>You walk further through the back stage.
>You see Juliet... in her dark black greenblue death gown...
>And prop blood litters it.
>She's sitting, crossing her legs in her chair, eating a croissant or some shit. I don't know how stage actresses eat.
"You're Juliet?"
"The stunt you pulled back there was weak... and I see right through your ploy... now what do you want?"
 
A. Acting tips.
B. Her autograph
C. Her phone number.
 
>An autograph for your... girlfriend.
"Anonymous!"
>The actress smirks...
"She's your girlfriend?"
>She turns to Rarity.
"You're much too good for this... Anonymous character."
>Rarity scoffs and looks appalled.
"Do you really think so? Now let me tell you something!"
>Here comes the slapfight.
"Unlike you, I don't have to pretend to feel sadness... I don't have to pretend to feel love..."
>The actress scoffs.
"And I don't have to pretend to feel anger! I don't have to pretend to be something I am not to live a happy and full life.
Anonymous has been nothing but a kind and charming gentleman to me, ever since the day I met him...
And... I'm glad that he's in my life. I'm glad he's a part of the stories we live."
>The actress begins her slow golf clap.
>Slowly picking up in speed.
>The rest of the crew joins in the slow clap.
"Bravo! Now that was not acting! That was real! Real emotion. Real infatuation. I'm jealous... Rarity, was it?"
>Rarity looks confused, as she hands you a piece of paper.
"Now... get out of here."
>Chris... Alice?
 
>Rarity looks stirred as you walk back to the dorms with her.
>You fiddle with the autograph in your hand, the other in your pocket.
>Phew... it's cold...
>Rarity comes into you, huddling because of the frigid weather.
>It's a cold dark winter's night... and you're her candle in the window.
>And she's getting closer than you'd ever thought she'd might.
"I... I can't fight this feeling anymore."
>You've forgotten what you've started fighting for.
"Anonymous... is she right? About... me?"
>That's up to her to decide.
>You're not in the minds of anybody.
>You're only in the mind of yourself.
>You know you better than anyone else.
>You are the author of your own destiny. And everyone else? They're just characters.
>It is in your hands, the way you want your life to unfold.
>And... if you have other people telling your story, instead of going out there and writing it yourself...
>ur a faget
 
"W-wow, Anonymous... That was... poetic."
>What can you say? Sometimes you have these spurs of inspiration...
>Especially around a beautiful woman.
>She blushes at the thought of being your muse.
>The night breeze blows a chill into your heart.
>Rarity shivers.
>You take off the coat that you were totally wearing.
>And wrap it around her shoulders...
>She looks up to you and smiles...
>How could you resist at this point...
>You lean in, and kiss the girl.
>She returns it with equal fervor... but pulls away slowly.
"A-anon... no. We... we shouldn't."
>She was the one who said that you were her boyfriend.
>You smirk, because you're such a funny guy.
>She turns into pic related.
"It's not that I don't like you anymore... I mean, I do. I just... don't want to start any kind of drama..."
>You tell her that... you can be her boyfriend... just for tonight... now, here in this walk.
"I-I... Anon..."
>She sighs... and you hold her hand comfortingly.
>Her look of solemn introspection turns into a happy smile.
>Your fingers lock as you walk with Rarity back to the dorms.
End Day 26.
 
Day 26 Summary
Rarity storyline advanced!
Lab payday!
Twilight storyline advanced!
Gay reputation increasing...
Phone broke...