>We jumpcut all the way past lunch... past regular chem lab.
>Celestia swipes you and Twilight into the lab.
>Still as clean as a whistle.
>Good work, Anonymous.
>Celestia looks at you.
"So... Anonymous... I'll actually tell you what to do today. Actually act like an employer, y'know."
>She winks after that last statement.
"You're gonna make some practice solutions today!"
>She hands you a protocol, containing several letters and numbers... from what you can recognize are compounds.
>You follow her to a work bench.
"I'm gonna need all of these done today... and when you're done, you're free to go. Now get cooking!"
>She smiles as she walks off.
>NaClFeSCN grams millliliters what the actual fuck.
>To the right of you, glass bottles and a volumetric flask.
>To the left of you, a scale, weigh boat and scoopula.
>In front of you, a series of grey containers, each labeled with letters and various hazard ratings.
 
A. Make the first recipe.
B. Twilight
C. Celestia
D. Fuck around with the chemicals.
 
>You remember the safety protocol...
>The safety training.
>The risks of explosion and potential danger.
>Carcinogenic materials.
>Corrosive acids.
>The whole MSDS from front to back.
>And you toss that shit out the window.
>You grab any bottle close enough to you and pour some of the solid shit in.
>And you prepare the solution in the volumetric flask.
>Adding a little bit of wa-
>Boom. Lab's exploded and you died.
 
End Canterlot University 5evr.
 
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