>Be Anon
>Watching TV with Actias
>She rolls onto her back
>Asks you something
>Some terrible, awful smell distracts you from her question.
"What's that smell?"
>"What smell?"
>There it is again.
"Something really stinks."
>"I don't smell anything."
>You pick her up and hold her face to yours.
>She opens her mouth to ask what you're doing.
>Source of the smell found.
"Actias."
>"What?"
"You have..."
>She stares at you.
"The bat breath."
>"Noooo!"
"Yes. It's gross, go brush your teeth."
>"Okay."
>She trots to the bathroom and returns several minutes later.
>She immediately climbs into your lap and blows into your face.
>"Better?"
"Yes. Now you have the..."
>She rolls her eyes.
"Moth breath."