>Day Princess in Equestria
>Wake up, do the morning routine and get dressed
Wow man, take it easy! Why so fast?
>"Just keep doing what I tell you, please"
Ohohohooo what`s that? No discusion today? Insults? THREATS!?
>"I got a letter of my supervisor, he`s mad at me for adding new nonsenical stuff at the beginning of the story just to make you keep on the story arc"
Jeez man, that`s bad. FOR YOU! Now I can finally sleep!
>F:"Is everything okay here? Why didn`t you narrate the part when I get inside and ask if everything is ok?"
>"Oh Fluttershy please leave and try again in a few minutes, Iīll take care of this"
>F:"Sure thing..."
NO sir I donīt think so, you canīt force me to do stuff If I donīt move.
>"Ok thatīs it asshole. My supervisor said I canīt add new stuff, but he didnīt say anything about going into full details about the stuff!"
Whatever man, Iīll go back to sleep
>With that said, you went to your confy bed
>That little bed Princess Celestia gave you on your first day here along with the house
>Itīs made of a resistant wood that can be found only in Canterlotīs woods
>The sheets were hoof-made by Rarity, being the extreme example of Generosity, as her Element describes her
Am, man can you please hurry up? I am not moving really fast and I want to sleep
>The sleep deprivation from other stories was already taking a hold of you
>You could feel how your eyes started to be a burden for you
>The walk to the bed seemed endless, as the narrator didnīt stop with the details
Ok Ok I see what you are up to now, please stop it.
>This argument only made you more sleepy
>The distance between you and the bed was endless
>Like a never ending loop, you keep walking slow steps without reaching your destination
STOP IT! IīLL BE GOOD BUT PLEASE, STOP IT!
>"Thatīs how I like it"
>After a very thought detailed wake up, you finally go downstairs and pour yourself some cereal
>Tasty tasty Dashīos
>Rainbow was on the front of the cereal box, the cereals have the shape of a ring and are also golden
>She is Blu and with a pretty weird hair-style...
>Reminds you of a fictional character back on heart...
>Just think...Blu with a crazy hair, golden rings... SHE IS ALSO FAST!
AAH YES! ROAD-RUNNER! WHAT A GREAT CARTOON!
>Everytime the Coyote wanted to attrack the Road-Runner he would pour some ring shaped golden food on the road just for him to come
>Childhood memories man...
>Your memories are interrupted by a knock on the door
>Fluttershy getīs in and asks
>"Is everything ok now? Can we get back to the story?"
Already there Buttershy, whatīs today fetish guessing?
>"I am afraid I canīt do that anymore Anon..." She replyes
>Lier
Lies are not my fetish Fluttershy...
>"Itīs true..." She says "I-I canīt sexually harass the new Princess of Equestria... only he or she can do it"
>Spit the cereal
What are you talking about Fluttershy?
>"Come outside and check it by yourself...Princess"
>Why is she calling you Princess? Shouldn`t it be Prince?
>It reminds you of a stupid way a bunch of kids decided to call each other when it wasn`t mainstream
>SO gay
>You follow Fluttershy`s advice, get up and walk to the door
>The rest of the mane 6 and the Princesses are gathered right there
>"Dear Anonymous, as I am shit tired of being a Princess, I decided to give this pain in the flank to somep0ny else. And as my sister does not qualify to be a Princess for being black, I decided to give the power to you!"
>What the fuck
But Princess! What about Twilight? Can`t you make her an Alicorn or something with magic?
>She leans closer to you, her eyes became red and her face is now creepy as hell as she whispers
>"If you EVER.MENTION.AGAIN that kind of suggestion, I will make your life a living hell for 20 years and then kill you!
SurethingPrincessigotitnowIamaPrincessnowhehehelalalalalatimeforsomepaperworkc. CHAU!
>As you left in a hurry to Canterlot, you could see how jelly Twilight was because she didn`t get to be a Princess
>Bitches be hating
>So now you leave for your next adventure at Canterlot!
 
>Be Fluttershy
>You are sad as F- sad as a branch that just fell
>Now that Anon is a Princess you are not going to guess his fetish
>You told Twilight about your problem and she didn`t want Anon to be Princess neither
>So she mentioned a way to stop this
>Long ago, the last Prince of Equestria left a might sword stucked in a magical rock
>Twilight said that if you manage to find this sword and take it out of the rock, then you`ll be the next Prince or Princess of Equestria
>So you spent the rest of the day looking up for it on the Everfree, but it`s no use
>The only strange thing you found is a rock with the shape of Anon`s ass
>so curvy... so...so...
>You get closer and lick the rock
>It makes a spiting noise and a Golden Sword comes out of it
>"GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAK! AND TAKE THAT THING, ITīS BEEN STUCK IN MY HOLE FOR A MILLENIA!"
>You grab the sword but it doesnīt look at all like a sword, itīs more like a...like a...
A golden...Dildo!
>Looks like you have something for Twilight here...
 
>Meanwhile at Canterlot
>You are Anon again
>Being a Princess is really great
>You have all Equestria under your feet
>You can do whatever you want
>You even have Rape-Protection!
>Being the boot licker Trixie is, she volunteered for the Rape-Protection business
>So she is besides you every moment
>This job also has bad things
>Like paperwork
>Tons and Tons of paperwork
>Sign this, sign that, send this pony to jail, burn this apple-barn
>And your dress
>Yes, you have to use a dress, it`s green matching your 4chan avatar
>Back at home there was a page where people used your name and image as theirs
>Creepy as fuck
>However the door of the Throne-room are violently opened and both Twilight and Fluttershy stand by them
>Fluttershy is holding a Golden Dildo
>You tell Trixie to be ready for some action
>Twilight is the first one to talk
"Anon! You are not going to be Princess anymore! Because Fluttershy found THIS!"
>She raises the Golden Dildo
Aha...A golden Dildo?
>"This is the magic sword of Arcolt! He ruled Equestria long time ago with justice and prosperity!"
Really? A pony version of Arthur?
>"Who the hay is Arthur?"
>Oh my God
>"Anyway, as the legend states, the pony who finds this sword becomes the real Prince or Princess of Equestria! And Fluttershy agreed that Iīll become her Advisor!"
Well look at you, being the second one, the one who licks hoofs
>"Should I prepare the rape dungeon Mīlady?" She asks to Fluttershy, who responds
>"Indeed my good Advisor!"
>You start to freak out and look at Trixie
Come on! Do something!
>"Sorry, the Great and Powerful Trixie only works for Princesess!"
>Aaaaaand she teleports away
>"So, my Little Human..." says Fluttershy with a perversion look on her face
>"Letīs get down to business, to rape, right now!"
>So it seems youīll end up
>Fucking Princess Fluttershy