>Day 600 in Equestria
>You had gotten adjusted to life in Canterlot over the past month, and even managed to make a few friends
>Among them was the esteemed Princess Luna
>You were on a secret mission at the castle
>You and Luna had planned this while drunk off your asses the night before
>It still sounded good once you were sober, so you knew you had to do it
>For your part, you had to place a few mirrors at various locations throughout the castle
>Luna assured you she could handle the rest
>You were just placing the last mirror when you heard something land behind you
>Luna was staring at you, excitement clear on her face
>"Are they all in place, Anonymous?"
"Yep. This's the last one."
>Luna snickered
>"Sister will be quite surprised when she lowers the sun this evening! Come, Anonymous, let's get in position to watch our little prank."
>You both move to the inner gardens, where you can get a clear look at Celestia's sun-setting spot
>As Celestia sets the sun, light begins reflecting off all those mirrors you spent the last hour placing
>The rays of light are focused into a beam and disappear deep into the castle, only to shoot back out of opened windows, where they're reflected off yet more mirrors
>Eventually, an image started to form in the air...
>Floating high above Celestia was an image of her sucking your dick
>Both you and Luna proceeded to laugh your asses off
>That's when Celestia looked up, to see your dick in her mouth
>"ANONYMOUS! LUNA!" she screeched
>Luna managed to get off the ground, but is still suffering from gigglefits
>You and Luna GTFO
>You could still hear Celestia's voice, even in the residential district
>"ONE OF THESE DAYS, ANONYMOUS! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!"
>Today was a good day
 
 
>Day 632 in Equestria
>(Day 20 on the moon)
>In retrospect, you probably shouldn't have tried another prank on Celestia so soon after that last one
>Though Celestia waking up with "I crave primate cock" written on her forehead was pretty fucking funny
>You're still not sure how Opal managed to scratch that message out so perfectly
>But alas, Luna was just too good at persuading you to help her troll her sister
>So you're stuck on the moon for a month to "Think about the feelings of others"
>Speaking of Luna, she's been visiting to make sure you don't go nuts from lack of interaction
>It's... actually pretty peaceful up here, now that you think of it
>No Fluttershy trying to guess your fetish
>No awkward stares from upper-class ponies
>Mostly just silence and a pretty awesome view
>With a sigh, you stood up and got back to pacing
>You'd been practicing your greatest work of art on the moon's dark side all month
>Luna had seen it a few times and helped you correct errors
>If you were ever working on your art when she stopped by, she would wind up giggling
>That would, invariably, set you off as well
>And that would be the end of the pacing for the day
>[10 DAYS LATER]
>Celestia has finally ended your banishment to the moon
>She seemed to think you had learned enough and was satisfied
>At your "welcome back" celebration, you and Luna decided to unveil your masterpiece
>You give Luna a wink, almost setting her off on a catastrophic giggle fit, but she maintains composure
>Ever so slowly, the moon begins to rotate
>Ponies looking up gasp in wonder at the amazing sight
>There, on the moon, is an image of Princess Celestia
>Sucking your dick
>Again
>Day 643 in Equestria
>(Day 1 on the moon)
>It was totally worth it