Author's note: There's only one short in here so far, but I have enough ideas that I can add more, as I write them. So I'm giving this "continuity" its own paste.
 
"Molestia thread"
>Day blah blah in Equestria
>Browsing the human internet
>Technology and magic combined is amazing
>You're staying at the Canterlot Palace for the night again, at Celestia's request
>You decide to troll /mlp/ a bit with your situation
>Tell them all about how your room is right next to Celestia and Luna's
>Get the usual "OP is a fag"/"cool story bro" responses
>Some people believe you, though
>One anon tells you to watch your ass and make sure Molestia doesn't rape you
>You break out into uncontrollable laughter
>Celestia would never do something like that, it's completely absurd
>The rest of the thread starts to devolve into a standard Molestia/Celestia porn thread
>Normally, you wouldn't have cared, but actually knowing Celestia just made it weird
>Close tab
>There's a knock at your door
>Celestia strolls in
>"Good evening, Anonymous. I heard you laughing... might I ask, what's so funny?"
"It wasn't anything important, Princess. Just something on the internet."
>"Oh? Care to show me? I like a good joke."
>Shit
"Uh, I just closed the tab, and besides, I really don't think that's a good-"
>She magics over some cushions and sits down on them
>"Nonsense! From the way you were laughing, it must be rather funny. Show me, Anonymous!"
>Oh god she's smiling why is she doing that
"N-no, really, I don't think you'd li-"
>"Ah, here's that button I was looking for. Let's see these human jokes!"
>She found the fucking undo close tab button
"No! Don't-"
>She's already reading the thread
 
>You look on in horror, eyes darting between posts and her face
>She smiles when a few anons call her "best pony"
>She frowns at those who don't believe you
>And then she sees the "Molestia" post
>Her frown turns to confusion
>She scrolls further, reaching the porn dump
>Her cheeks flush red
>"Oh my."
>She's reading all the perverted fantasies about her and taking in all the porn
>Eventually, she finishes the thread and lets out a sigh
>"Well, that wasn't very funny. There were certainly a lot of... pictures. Of me. Doing... things."
"Yeah, that thread kind of went to shit when they started posting rule 34. I guess some of them have a pretty... sizable collection."
>"Rule 34?"
>You facepalm
"Uh- porn. Rule 34 is porn."
>"So how big is your collection then, Anonymous?"
>Warning sirens blare through your head
"Well uh- you see- I- I don't- that is to say- um."
>She pouts
>"Never mind, I'm sure it won't be too hard to find on this device of yours."
>Her horn glows
>What is she-
>Folders begin opening and closing rapidly
>She's fucking magically searching your computer for your porn folder
>You yelp
"Hey! What do you think you're doing?! Stop!"
>You reach out toward the computer
>"Nope!"
>She pushes you away with a wing to the face
>You reach out again
"Celestia, you really should stop-"
>You get shoved back by a wing again
>"Ooh, using my name instead of my title! What's the matter, Anonymous? Surely there's nothing to be ashamed of. Unless..."
>She gasps and turns to look at you
>"You have pictures of me, don't you?"
 
"What?! N-No! No, I don't!"
>"How naughty of you, Anonymous! I simply must see this for myself."
"Celestia, please, just sto- oh god"
>You put your head in your hands
>She found something, alright
>It's not porn, thankfully, but she found your pony folder
>It's pretty sizable, but there's one pony you've clearly saved more images of than any other
>Celestia turns her head to face you, eyebrow raised
>"This is an awful lot of pictures of my sister, Anonymous."
"This isn't happening."
>A grin spreads across her face
>"You like my sister, don't you, Anonymous? Aww, how cute! My little sister has an admirer!"
"I fell asleep after laughing at that Molestia post and this is a dream."
>She nips at your arm
"Ow! Hey!"
>"You're not dreaming, Anonymous."
"Okay! Fine! Yeah, she was my favorite before I came here, are you happy?"
>Her grin widens, and you could swear you saw her eyes sparkling
>"Your favorite, even! Oh, this just gets better! You know..."
>She raises a hoof to her chin in thought
>"Seeing as how you like her so much, I could set you two up on a date! You two will make such a cute couple!"
"What? Celestia, you really don't have to-"
>She practically gallops off to the door, giggling
>"I've got some planning to do! See you later, Anonymous!"
>She's already gone
"What the fuck just happened?"
>The empty room gives you no response