>Day…is it daytime?
>You’ve been out of it for so long that you don’t know what time it is.
>”Hey there, sleepyhead…”
>Wha--?
>You rub your eyes to confirm what’s talking to you
>A winged yellow pony with a pink mane
>Because fuck logic
>You jolt a little out of shock and confusion
>”It’s okay, little guy. You’re safe..” she says putting her hoof on your cheek gently.
>Her hoof feels as solid as any other horse hoof (as far as you know), yet so soft
>You attempt to ask something
>Stammering the entire time
Where am I?
>The pony moves her hoof and looks at you in shock
>”Y-you can talk!”
>A grin crawls on her interested face
>You slowly start to sit up to get a better look at her
>Suddenly, there’s a sharp pain in your side
Aghh…sunofa…
>You immediately lay back down, clutching your side
>”Oh, you poor thing…” the pony coos
>You repeat your question
Where am I?
>”Oh..sorry….You’re in Ponyville. I found you in the Everfree Forest beaten up, and unconscious…so I took you back here to take care of you, and let you rest.” she says.
>What?
>Sounds like a place that was made up in a fucking fairy-tale
>Then again, a yellow pony is talking to you, so you’ll believe anything at this point.
 
>The pony watches you curiously
>”M-my name is Fluttershy.” she says shyly
>Then it hits you
…Element of Kindness?
>Fluttershy takes a step backwards, and hides herself behind her wings a little bit
>”H-h-h-h-how d-did you know th-that??” she asks in almost a scared tone
>Okay, how the fuck are you going to go about this?
Well…it’s hard to explain...
>Fluttershy moves her wing a little so that she can see your face again
>You can tell she’s curious and as confused as you are
>Your mind is still trying to process that a pony from a children’s cartoon is standing there talking to you, and you’re talking back to her like it’s normal.
>Fluttershy whispers, “You should probably go back to sleep..your wounds obviously haven’t healed yet. You can tell me all about it in the morning.”
>You nod, still confused, and Fluttershy tucks you in
>It had been a long time since someone actually tucked you into bed.
>Fluttershy walks out of the room after looking back at you one last time
>Her eyes showed how concerned she was for you, and how curious she was
>As dumbfounded as you are, you fall back asleep
>Maybe this is all a dream, and you’ll wake up once you “fall back asleep”.
 
>That was a year ago.
>You’ve been living in Fluttershy’s house ever since that day
>Never figured out how you came here or why
>But fuck it; you’ve made some cool friends
>Definitely hard to explain to them how things worked back on Earth
>Even harder to explain how you knew all of their names
>In the end, you’ve made some good friends with the Mane Six.
>Now that you’re out of flashback mode, it’s time to get ready
>Shit, shower, shave
>Fluttershy’s still asleep
>No wonder; she was up late tending to the chickens
>Angel is up and about already
>Looks up at you with that same bitchy face, and points to his food bowl
>Well, good morning to you too.
>Since Fluttershy isn’t awake, you feel like the least you could do to help her out is feed Angel.
>As much as you hate that goddamn bunny…
>Slice up, toss, and serve a small salad for Angel
>Angel eats it right up
>He knows better than to mess with you
>You decide to check on Fluttershy
>You gently creak the door open
>There she is, curled up peacefully in her bed
>Pause
>You walk up to her slowly, being as careful as you can not to make a sound as not to wake her
>You can hear her breathing through her mouth, snoring ever so softly
>You smile. Fluttershy can be cute sometimes.
>You slowly walk out of the room, gingerly shutting the door behind you, and walk out of the house.
>Stretttttccchhhhh
>God that felt good…
>”HI ANON!”
JEZUSCRYSTLER…Hi, Pinkie.
>The bouncing pink bundle of fun just jumped out of fucking nowhere and startled you.
>She was known to do that a lot, but DAMN.
>”Happy one year of being in Equestria!”
Thanks Pink--
>”It’s hard to believe that it’s been this long already! I mean, I remember when I first met you, and Fluttershy had you in her bed getting back to normal, and I was like ‘I’ve never seen anypony like him before!’ and OMIGOSH THIS IS SO COOL!”
>She grins and looks up at you with those big blue eyes.
>”You know what this calls for?”
A party--?
>”A PARTYYYY!!”
>Of course.
>”I already invited eeeveryone in town. It starts at 7:00 at Sugarcube Corner, but maybe you should come a little early since it is your party after all!”
Don’t worry; I’ll be there.
>”Great!! See you then, Anon!”
 
>Pinkie hops off elsewhere
>She sure is something else
>Look at your watch
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>You walk over to Sweet Apple Acres where Applejack is waiting for you
>”There ya are, Anon! We’ve been waitin’ for ya over here.”
Sorry I’m a little late, Applejack.
>”It’s fine. Just get up those trees and pick those apples!”
>Picking apples
>Took a lot more time than just bucking the trees, but got the job done and separated the bruised ones/ones with worms
>You tried kicking the trees once
>Looking back on it, that was pretty stupid to attempt to get apples out of the trees by kicking the trees
>Weak human legs
 
>You climb up each one of the trees and pick out the apples
>You eat one of the apples you picked for lunch
>”Um…hi, Anon.”
>You didn’t really eat much anyways
>”H-hi, Anon.”
>And after all this time here in Equestria, you’ve grown accustomed to being a vegetarian
>”Um, Anon…”
>Am I hearing things?
>Look down
Hey, Fluttershy!
>You slide down the tree to talk to her
How’s it going?
>”Oh…um..I just came here to see you. I know you’re on your lunch break right now, so I thought I would visit. T-thank you for feeding Angel this morning.”
Oh, it’s no trouble at all. Did you hear about Pinkie’s party tonight?
>Of course she did; Pinkie sent invites out to EVERYONE
>”O-oh yes. Everyone’s heard about it.”
>See?
>”It’s at seven, right? I-I wouldn’t miss this for the world.”
>She blushes slightly
>Flutter’s always been so sweet
 
>You nod and pet her head
>Her hair is soft and silky
>She smiles happily, almost purring
>She nuzzles your hip, pressing into it
>Aww
>beebeebeebeep
>Your watch beeps
Lunch break’s over, Fluttershy.
>”Oh, that’s okay. I’ll see you later, Anon!”
>Did she wink at you?
>She squeaks and walks off happily
>Huh…wonder what that was about?
>Disregard it and climb back up the tree
 
>You work until 5:30 picking apples off of the trees
>You wipe your sweat-covered forehead in exhaustion
>”Great haul t’day, Anon!”
Thanks, Applejack…I got more baskets filled today than I usually do in a day.
>”Ah saw that! Here’s some extra bits for today’s work. You’ve earned ‘em.”
>Hell yeah
>”See ya at Pinkie’s party t’night, Anon!”
>You bid Applejack farewell as you take your sack of bits with you back to Fluttershy’s place
 
>You open the door
Fluttershy, I’m back!
>No response
>She must be upstairs or something
>You might as well shower and freshen up for Pinkie’s party in an hour and a half
>You place your bag of bits on the bathroom floor
>Start the water
>You sigh and start to take your clothes off
>You step into the shower
>You have to adjust the showerhead a little bit
>And crouch
>The warm water droplets feel so good on your aching body
>It always feels good to shower after a hard day of work
>Clop
>Hmm? What was that?