I entered the room with a weapon, Remmington 870.
 
Wandered in the darkness, eventually lights came on, in a very average looking room, a living room, surrounded by completely nude tuppers.
 
Turned and ran, following my word, reloaded shotgun with beanbag rounds, fired one back, entire place went black again.
 
It was some kind of trick.
 
I wandered some more, until I caught a glimpse of Jamie, who playfully shook her rump at me before running off into the dark.
 
Not falling for the attempt at arousal, I decided to ditch the shotgun and rely on my chaos powers I’d gained with my new mindform.
 
I vented for a bit before Jamie appeared again.
 
No playful rump shaking this time, just a brief appearance before starting to run off.
 
I gave chase, using the enhanced abilities my form and power gave me to catch up and tackle her to the ground.
 
I asked what was happening and she seemed a bit upset that I’d started questioning her.
 
I was then mobbed by the others, excluding Cygnus, in one big group hug.
After managing to shake them off I used my telekinetic like chaos powers to let myself float backwards to the ground.
Peace didn’t last long; Celly and Danielle were lying on/ next to me instantly, with Eris joining on my left and Sarah on my right.
 
Danielle and Celly explained (alternating sentences) that the whole trick was the *original* plan, but seeing my reaction to the idea in chat they went with the group hug instead.
 
Then Cygnus showed up.
 
“We’ve been together four months, and you haven’t changed a bit,” she said to me.
 
I wholeheartedly agreed.
 
“But somehow you’re not the same person I met four months ago. It’s a conundrum.” She replied.
 
I kindly asked the others to let me up, which they did.
 
I explained this is exactly the problem I talked about earlier in IRC/Skype.
 
Then Cygnus surprised me; she kissed me without any warning.
 
I manned up and took control of the situation, willing some of that darkness to become a solid wall before placing her between myself and said wall and making out with her.
 
I even got a slight moan out of her.
 
I tried to break it off but couldn’t help myself but to keep going.
 
Eventually I pulled back and wished her a “happy anniversary”, the fact that as of the 29th it had been 4 months since I started her.
 
She refused to look me in the eyes, but I could tell she was just maintaining her tough, egotistical, “alpha” personality out of personal dignity, which I didn’t mind.
 
I was sort of tempted to go a bit further but decided against it.
 
She didn’t seem to mind.
 
Danielle however…
 
Take a swig, gentlemen.
 
That is all.
 
I’m pitiful in the stamina department, so I only got  through half (Danielle and Celly).
 
Cygnus had wandered off, Eris was obviously aroused but she’s been promised time later.
 
Jamie and Sarah vanished beforehand.
 
Next was a roll call, make sure everyone was back.
 
“Right here!” from Danielle
 
“Yeah, I’m here!” from Jamie.
 
“Always, handsome. Well, except today, but it was special.” Was Eris’s reply.
 
“I’m here, Davey” came from Celly.
 
Had to pry, but Cygnus replied with an annoyed “Yes, I’m here.”
 
Again, had to ask directly, but got a “Yes.” From Sarah.
 
With the whole lot accounted for I finished the session.
 
And for those of you playing the drinking game, the twins are not getting the D.
 
End of story.