1.(need serious ver.)
>Twilight trots up to a sleeping figure on a bedroll on the library floor.
>She kneels down beside as the body remains laying there, snoring away.
>"Time to learn",
>Twilight whispers to herself.
>Her horn glows a dim shade of purple, and her world goes black.
 
"Yaaaawn... Hey Twilight!"
>You sit up out of the bedroll Twilight set up for you yesterday.
>Losing your house was one thing, losing your universe was another.
>Twilight doesn't respond, but is sitting at the dining table, facing away from you.
"Twilight?"
>You get up fully from the covers, and stand.
>Walking over to her, you bend over her shoulder and look into her face.
>You raise your hand to wave it in front of her.
"Yoohoo- woah what the fuck!"
>Twilight's pupils are dilated, her hooves shaking over a pool of sweat.
>'She's seen some shit', you think.
"Twilight, what happened!?"
>You shake her hooves in an attempt to coax her from her current, almost vegetative state.
>"Huuh, anon?",
>She drowsily mutters.
>A-Anon!"
>She throws her arms up in an attempt to make you release her hooves.
>Catching you by surprise, you let go of one hoof, but maintain grip on the other.
>She tries to wrench her other hoof free, while you shout,
"What the hell, Twilight? What are you freaking out about?"
>"St-stay away from me!"
>She finally remembered she was a unicorn, and teleported her way out from your grip.
>"Get out! Get out right now!"
"What the flying fucking fuck is happening? Why do you want me to get out?"
>"Because, Anon...",
>She says with tears in her eyes.
>She casts her gaze downwards, avoiding yours.
>"Because I've seen what you've been thinking."
>"What you've been watching"
>You stay quiet, finally realising what she speaks of.
>"You've been watching Boku no Pico"
 
 
 
2.(need heartwarming ver.)
>As twilight is trotting down the stairs towards the fireplace, the snow storm continues to rage outside the treehouse.
>your eyes connect with each other from the short distance; she smiles at you with kindness.
>You ask her if she wants to hear some music from the human world as you take your iPod out of your pocket.
>"Of course." She blushes as she cuddles up next to you, sipping a cup of tea.
> "Yahweh-U2."
>"It's... Beautiful..." She says as she nuzzles into your chest.
>you pull her face up to yours and kiss her snout. She looks at you with embarrassment and excitement.
>"Not as beautiful as you..."
 
 
3.(need cont.)
>"Now Anon, hold still!"
>Twilight closes her eyes and concentrates intently on her magic, scrunching up her nose.
>She charges up her horn with a mind-reading spell.
>You don't know why you agreed to this, maybe because of the incessant begging over months.
>Literally months.
>Your vision is clouded by a haze of purple.
>A tingly feeling spans across the inside of your skull.
>You feel like laughing, but stop in case of distracting Twilight.
>With a flash, and a gasp from Twilight, the spell breaks.
"Twilight, you alright?"
>Twilight pants and drops to her knees.
"Twlight!"
>You rush to her side and prop her up.
>It's clear she's shocked at something.
"Twilight? Can you hear me?"
>"Ah- Anon..."
>She shifts around to face you and shakily rises from the ground.
>"R-radiation... treatment... h-hospital"
"Twi, what are you talking about?"
>She passes out.
 
>"Rise and shine, Twi"
>You wake up in a hospital bed, with Anon sitting across you.
>He's waving his poor, traumatised hands.
>Did he have to kill people with his bear hands?
>Celestia-knows what he's been through.
"Anon...",
>You mutter.
>Teleporting next to his, weak, tormented body, you let Anon know your concerns.
"Why didn't you tell me you've been in a nuclear war! You might be irradiated! Quick, we need to get you to a decontamination ward. Oh my, oh my! Celestia help you if you got radiation poisoning. Oh my!"
>You bite onto Anon's sleeve and tug towards the direction of the door.
>All the while, he pulls this stupid face.
>"Twi, What are you doing? What radiation?"
>This, this... nincompoop!
"You're sick, Anon! Wandering around that nuclear wasteland"
>"Whuh?"
"You shot people!"
>"I own a gun, but-"
"You even drank toilet water! Come with me to the bath house! Wash off that blood!"
>"But I- oooh"
>A smile grows on Anon's face as he lets out a snicker.
>Why is he laughing!?
"This isn't funny, anon!"
 
 
>Does she really think Fallout is your world?
>Pffft...
"This isn't funny, anon!"
>She turns down a hallway with an arrow pointing to "Radiation Treatment Ward".
>Come on, put a straight face.
"I- I don't think I can make it...",
>You say, sounding as dramatic as possible.
>You even fake tripping, and Twilight levitates you unto her back.
"Woah, Twi?"
>"Unf... I can do this for you, Anon. Nopony deserves what you've been through"
>She cuts across the Senior Ward, and runs full speed.
>Maybe you should tell her now that's it's just a game.
>Just then, Twilight charges through a corridor of ponies.
>"Out of my way! I got a sick, dying human here!"
>You can even see an old pony on a wheelchair nearly tipping as Twilight pushes through the crowd.
>Welp, autistic role-playing it is.
 
>"No, he's not irradiated"
>"Check again!"
>"Ma'am, for the last time, that human is not and never was irradiated!"
>"Bah, I'll go to Celestia herself to find out then!"
>You watch as the Doctor and Twilight argue.
>No popcorn, unfortunately.
>Twilight horn glows to encompass you.
>You are lifted straight unto her back once again, and a bright white flash blinds you.
>"Princess Celestia!"
>The floor meets your face as you flop off Twilight's back.
"Ow, fuck!"
>"Twilight, and the human. To what do I owe this pleasure of meeting you both?"
>"Princess, Anon is dying. In his homeworld, radiation and death cover his lands. Anon had faced challenges that would kill even the strong. I fear he may have contracted some form of poisoning through his struggle for survival. Please, Princess, heal him"
>"I will do my best, Twilight"
"Wait! I was actually- ",
>You attempt to confess while holding your nose.
>A pale blue coating of magic surrounds you, and everything feels so... nice
>You feel your nose which was just hurt feeling better.
>The magic dissipates from your body, and you are gently levitated back to the marble floor.
>"Thank you, Princess"
 
 
>"Twilight, you should take Anon home to rest. Leave his past as is. I expect reports about his condition if it changes. See you soon, Twilight"
 
>Oh shit oh shit, now even the Princess thinks you're sick.
>You can't just say "Welp, it was all a prank lol".
>Twilight is reading a shit ton of books about radiation sickness.
>Sneak over to the door to get out of this mess
>Twilight spots you.
>!
>"Anon, where do you think you're going? You need rest, here",
>She levitates you to her bed.
>"You can take my bed, I'll sleep on the couch".
"Twilight, I'm not-"
>"Ah ah, Anon, just go to bed. You need the rest".
>She tucks you into bed and moves her books to the next room.
>"Sleep tight, Anon",
>She says, with tears in her eyes.
>Now you fucked up