>Day Unfathomable Violence in Equestria
>Fluttershy glides through the night sky
>She quivers again, and moans slightly
>You don't know why she keeps doing it
>"A-anon... We're nearly there"
Excellent! Take us low.
>She descends through the clouds, whimpering and quivering the whole time
>"Won't the police be angry?"
Fuck the cops. We ride alone.
>She touches down next to a crime scene down a back alley
>Manehatten always gave you the creeps
>A cop looks your way and his eyes widen
>Then a scowl crosses his face
>"For fucks sake Anon, we don't need you!"
Haha! That's hilarious!
>You push past him and stroll to the group of cops and detectives, who are crowded around a body
Gentlemen
>A detective with a large brown moustache and tired looking eyes turns to look at you
>"For fucks sake."
What seems to be the problem?
>"You."
Hilarious. I meant the body
>He grunts and turns back to the body
>It's a sorry looking mess
>The pony is a mare, light purple with a blonde mane.
>She's led against a wall, her face a picture of her final moments: Agony and fear
>Her stomach is cut straight open, like someone sliced a knife straight down the centre, and her stomach, intestines and liver are protruding out slightly.
>Her hooves have been mangled and crushed, seems like her killer took the time to crush them with something heavy
>Blood coats the area around her and small pools of vomit are dotted around
>You nod slowly
I think I know what happened.
>A cop turns to you.
>"What?"
She died.
>"OH FOR FUCKS SAKE"
Not to worry, officer. I shall crack this case. You can count on me!
>You mount Fluttershy and slap her ass, causing her to yelp and take flight
>The cop shakes his hoof and screams after you
>"GOD DAMMIT, ANON! YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING DETECTIVE!"
>You are Anon
>Detective.
 
1/?
 
>You touch down back at Fluttershy's cottage, Ponyville.
>Fluttershy wheezes on the floor while you smile and gaze at the night sky
I think we're gonna crack this one, Flutters. I can feel it.
>"Y-you can feel me... I-if you want"
>Ignore her.
>Walk inside the cottage
>Fluttershy follows you
>"S-so what now, Anon?"
Now, partner. We sleep. We have a big day tomorrow!
>You march upstairs and get into Fluttershy's bed after stripping off
>Fluttershy walks through the door and sees you, causing her wings to become erect and a deep shade of red to cross her face
>"Oh, Anon! A-are you-"
Sleeping? Yeah. Come on. You need rest as well.
>She squeals and jumps into bed with you, snuggling up to your chest
>You always saw her as a glorified pillow.
>She's warm, and soft, and smells weird.
>With a smile on your face and thoughts of crime swirling around your mind, you fall asleep.
 
>Day Unparalleled Bloodshed in Equestria
>Wake up, with Fluttershy's face drooling all over your chest
>Push her off and get up, pulling on some clothes and trudging downstairs
>You settle down and eat something in the kitchen, some cereal called "Mangle-O's"
>'They taste like slaughter and carnage.'
>Fuckin' weird slogan. What kind of sick person would find that appealing?
>Fluttershy walks through the doorway, yawning
>"M-morning, Anon..."
Mornin' partner. Ready to crack some cases?
>"Sure, I guess."
Great! Lets go!
>"B-but I haven't eaten-"
No time, Fluttershy! We have crimes to solve!
 
2/?
 
>You drag her outside and mount her
>She instantly forgets her hunger and perks up, trembling again
Ready?
>"R-r-r-ready"
>You slap her ass as hard as you can
>Fluttershy moans in response and shakes violently, before lifting off
>She glides over the landscape towards Manehatten
>Some would say that forcing a Pegasus as weak as Fluttershy to carry something two times her weight 100 miles East to Manehatten is morally outrageous
>You call those people CRIMINALS
>Trees and rivers pass by below you, and you marvel at the beauty of this land
>Fluttershy pants and struggles to keep you afloat
>She tries so hard
>She must really love fighting crime
>Manehatten comes into view after about an hour of flying and you ruffle Fluttershy's mane
Almost there, Flutters!
>She responds by spluttering and gasping for air
>She glides over the city, and you see the police station below
Down there! Let's go.
>Fluttershy's wings lock up and she drops from the sky like a stone, you riding her down all the way with absolutely no concern at all.
 
>You are Sunny Cells.
>Police Officer
>You're happily doodling in your note-pad, dreaming of a knight in shining armour who will someday sweep you off your feet
>Sigh
>It's hard though. Not every stallion wants to be with another stallion...
>You gaze out the window longingly, just wishing for something to happen to you for once...
>At that moment, a giant hairless ape riding one of the Elements of Harmony crash-lands through the roof, getting plaster, bits of roof tile and wood everywhere.
 
3/?
 
>Be Anon
>Fluttershy's amazing entry will no doubt be the talk of the town for months to come
>Then maybe you can start getting some notoriety around these parts
>You stand up and off Fluttershy, who is a crumpled mess on the floor, dust and plasterboard stuck in her mane
>She groans
>You straighten up and dust off your shoulder
>Survey the room
>A Stallion is looking at you
>He has a massive erection
>He blushes
>"Hey, thailor."
>He has one hell of a lisp
Good morning! My name is Anon and this is my Partner, Fluttershy.
>His face lights up
>"Awww, the'th your partner? That'th tho cute!"
I uhh- Yes! It is!
>Clear your throat
Tell me, have you seen any horrible murderers around here recently?
>He puts a hoof to his chin and ponders this
>"Hmm... Well there wath thith one thing that happened like, 2 hourth ago. Thomep0ny wath murdered downtown."
Sounds horrible.
>"Oh it wath, it wath. Blood everywhere. Ruined the carpet."
Can you show me?
>"I can thow you more than that, big guy."
>He winks
>You stare at him
>Fluttershy staggers to her feet and coughs up a bit of blood
You ok, partner?
>"Umm."
>She coughs again
>A mixture of blood and bile flies out of her mouth and hits the floor
>"Yes."
Excellent! We have a murder scene to investigate
>The Police Pony hops off his stool, erection still in full force
>"Get your cute little butt over here, handthome. I'll thow you the thene."
 
4/?
 
>You pick up Fluttershy under your arm and carry her out of the station after the police officer
>Said officer looks over his shoudler
>"I'm Thunny Thells, by the way."
Hiya, Sunny Cells. Mind if I call you Sunny?
>His dick throbs
>"Thure thing"
>He winks
>Well. He sure is enthusiastic about the job. He has literal hardon for police work
>You just don't find that kind of motivation nowadays
>You follow him down the street, watching him sway his flanks as he walks until you all get to house with a kicked in door
>"It's just in here. Watch your step!"
>You stride over the threshold and set Fluttershy down
>You can't believe you carried her all the way here
>Fluttershy looks around
>"I-it smells in here..."
That's the smell of crime, partner. Now let’s do some detective work
>You walk upstairs and start poking around
>Fluttershy investigates the other rooms
>Sunny floats around and peeks at you when you're not looking
>He must admire your confidence as an agent of the law
>Even if you are a freelancer, you must admit that you impress yourself sometimes.
>Some days you just stare at the mirror and stroke your own face
>Then you lean into your reflection, lips puckered
>Then things get weird for a few minutes and you avoid mirrors for the rest of the day
>Shake your head
>Now's not the time for crazy thoughts
>It's the time for good old fashioned police work
>Just like dad would have wanted
>You pull out a locket with a picture of your dad in it
>A man in a black and white striped shirt, carrying a bag of cash and a decapitated head grins at you
>Sniff
I'll do you proud, daddy.
 
5/?
 
>Search the house for a while longer and find a room courted off by police tape
Well. Here it is.
>Shout into the rest of the house
GUYS! I FOUND IT!
>"O-ok!"
>"Faaaabulooooouth!"
>You walk past the tape and up to a body covered in a white cloth
>Crouch down and pull it back
>A middle-aged looking Stallion lies there, his lifeless eyes staring at nothing.
>Several massive eviscerations are all over his body.
>Seems like his attacker just stabbed him over and over again at random
>Pulling the cloth back further, you see that his lower hind leg had been torn off at the knee, the lower half located just next to it
Hmm... This doesn't make sense.
>Turn back and see Fluttershy and Sunny drooling at you from behind
>They see you look back
>Fluttershy clears her throat and trots forward
>Sunny starts inspecting the ceiling, erection still prominent.
>Fluttershy looks a little bit pale when she sees the body
>"C-can we go now?"
Don't be scared, Fluttershy. But this doesn't make sense. Seems like the killer killed his victim, then just tore off the leg at the joint here. But why?
>Sunny walks up to your other side
>"Well it wath a nathty little event, thith one."
What do you know?
>"Killer was a thychopath. Just did it for the heck of it. Givth me the creepth."
Did you ever catch him?
>"Nope. He got away."
...
>Uh oh.
>"Thomthing wrong, thailor?"
 
6/?
 
>You look back at the body fearfully
When did you say this murder happened?
>"2 hourth ago."
Oh god.
>"What?"
First rule of detective work, Sunny! It says it right in the "Police Work for Foals" book!"
>You stand up straight
The killer will always return to the scene of the crime
>" And aright you are, Anny!"
>That voice
>It can't be-
>You spin around and face the new voice
>It is.
>Pinkamena Diane Pie.
 
7/?
 
>Pinkie grins at you all from the doorway
>She holds a knife in her hoof
>Somehow
>Always Pone Magic.
>Take a step forward
Why'd ya do it, Pink?
>"Because I love blood, silly!"
>Glare at her
>"Oh. And also I was paid."
>She throws a wad of paper at you
>Unfurl it
>  'Kill peeps. kthnx. ~FF'
Eff Eff? Who's that?
>"Dunno! But they like blood as much as I do!"
Alright, Pinkie Pie. Your wave of terror has come to an end. Guys? Let's take this bitch down.
>Fluttershy pisses herself and curls into foetal position
>Sunny is on the other side of the room, sat in a chair and waving a little flag with "Team Anon" written on it
>He sees you looking and blows a kiss
>Fucking Sunny
>Look back at Pinkie
>She grins and switches hooves holding the knife, giving it a little twirl and generally playing with it
>"This is gonna be fun!"
>Gulp.
 
8/?
 
>Pinkie Pie charges at you
>You sprint forward and kick out at her
>She ducks under your leg and slices your calf muscle
>You cry out in pain and Pinkie Pie giggles
>Turning to face her, she jumps towards you again, brandishing the knife, now glistening with red
>You stand your ground and prepare to grab her knife arm
>She moves at the last second and slashes your face
>You scream and fall back, clutching your cheek as warm blood cascades from the new wound
>Pinkie circles you, giggling
>"Ohh, this is fun and all. But just a teeeny tiny bit... Uninspired. Here! I'll make things fun for you!"
>She pounces on you and you roll around on the floor for a while, suffering several more cuts at vulnerable parts of your body
>You manage to kick her away from you, and she goes sprawling across the room
>You hastily stand, clutching your chest that now has several deep cuts across it
>She picks herself up and shakes her head
>You chipped her front tooth
>She notices it and runs a tongue across the new jagged edge
>A deranged look crosses her face and she slices her own tongue on the sharpened tooth, savouring the blood that emerges from it
>"Mmmmm! This is delicious!... But I bet yours tastes even better!"
>She bursts into a fit of crazed giggles and runs at you again, her mouth open wide, intending to bite you
 
9/?
 
>She jumps at your chest again but you punch out at her face while she's in flight
>It takes a fraction of a second, but your fist connects with her mouth before she can reach you
>The collision has enough force behind it for your fist to shatter her front teeth, fragments of which cut and dig into your knuckles as your fist travels into her maw
>She keeps going, travelling into your fist until your wrist is inside her mouth and down her throat
>That's where your fist stops, but as Pinkie struggles to gnaw on your forearm with no teeth left, you press her against the floor and push your fist further into her gullet
>Panic fills her and she tries to flail around
>You cram your fist down her throat, the tight walls breaking from the size of the object being forced down it
>Pinkie screams over your now blood-soaked forearm
>You keep pushing, forcing your arm further and further into Pinkie's body
>You force your hand through muscle and bone, sickening cracks and hot bodily fluids swirling around your arm
>You watch the bulge that is your arm reach the middle of her chest
>Giving one final push, your hand reaches a rapidly pulsating organ
>You growl and grip it in your fist, before roaring, and with every last ounce of strength, you tear out Pinkie Pie's heart from her own throat
>Blood, vomit, bile and tears soak you and the floor around Pinkie's now lifeless body
>A massive forearm shaped hole has replaced her throat, and you can see right into her body, since her jaw broke to accommodate your arm and is now wide open
 
10/?
 
>Several hours later, the cops have arrived and cleaned up the mess
>Fluttershy is wrapped in a towel and you have a medic pulling bits of tooth and bone out of your cut up arms, as well as patching up the multitude of cuts and slashes all over you
>A detective walks up to you
>He has a large brown moustache and tired looking eyes
>He takes one look at you and shakes his head
>"For fucks sake."
>Grin at him
Hey, I found your killer. She was working for this "FF" person. Any ideas?
>"Nope. But we'll keep looking."
>He turns around and walks away
>Then stops and looks over his shoulder
>"Go home, Anon"
Haha. That's hilarious.
>Patched up, you turn to Fluttershy
Ready to go?
>She smiles weakly up at you
>"Y-you just killed one of the Elements of Harmony..."
I did, didn't I?
>You put your hands on your hips and smile proudly at the setting sun
 
I really did.
 
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The End