>Fluffy pony pegasus wants to fly
>Unfortunately, she cannot
>Her tiny, flailing wingies are too weak to carry her fat little body off of the ground
>Every single day, it's the same
>"Daddy daddy!"
"Jesus, what?"
>"Fwuffy wan' fwy!"
"Ugh..."
>You have got to end this somehow
>You formulate an idea
>"Fwuffy fwappin' wingies, bu' no fwyin! How fwuffy fwy?"
"Oh, fluffy, you can fly! You could fly all along!"
>"Weawwy?!"
"Yeah! You can fly any time you want, but you're only allowed to fly as high as you can jump, okay?"
>"Fwuffy fwy, bu' no' too high?"
"Yes."
>"Yay! Fwuffy no wan' ge' boo-boos. Ca' fwy nao?!"
"Sure, but, remember, no higher than you can jump."
>"Yaay!"
>Fluffy turns around, prepares herself, and does a little hop
>She lands promptly on the ground about three inches forward
"So, how was flying?"
>"... wooooooww!" she gasps in amazement
>"Fwuffy fwy fowevah!"
>Fluffy pony now hops wherever she goes
>Explains the "jump height" rule to her friends at the park
>Other fluffy owners thank you for solving their fluffies' flight issues
>Write a book about raising fluffy ponies with "mind-tricks"
>Get money
>Fuck bitches
>Everybody wins!