-DAY 1-   >Wake up >Head feels funny >You sorta tumble around moaning for a bit, then that fluffy pony adrenaline kicks in and you wake up "Whew fwuffy!?" >Oh man, this is scawy >This place is all white >The sky is glass >Is this fluffy pony heaven? >It IS fluffy pony heaven! >But where are the skapetss? >They must be in the sky! >Your wings could never pick you up before, but this is fluffy pony heaven! Daddy always told you that anything is possible here! >You prepare and make a big leap towards the sky >*bunk* >You quickly fall down to the padded floor > >Oh no, the sky is falling >Wait, it's not falling; it's rising. "Sky scawey an head huwt!" >You start to cry a bit >Wait, the sky opened up >You think you can jump through it now >You climb up the wall of fluffy heaven and go up through the gaping cavity that was the sky moments ago >*Slip* *whoosh* >You fall to the floor, but your fluff absorbs most of the impact >You get back on your hooves and look around >You're in a big white place... it's square... all the walls are glass... there's a potty and a radio that's playing an annoying song, and a big tweebie on the wall that has numbers you can't read on it   > > "Fwuffy sca-" >You're cut off by a loud scawey noise coming from the sky >Oh, it's just a lady's voice >"Something something enrichment center something something testing something something..." >You bet it's a nice lady "Fwuffy heaw new fwein'! Whew new fwein'!?" >The lady keeps on talking like you never said anything >She might not be so nice after all >"Something something..." >Ok, now the lady's voice is making a vary big and scawey noise >You're scawed >You start to cry and put your hooves over your head   >For a while the noise around you gets shut out by your own shivering and whimpering >"Something something 3. 2. 1." >You hear some kind of "Zap" noise, almost like a can of fizzies opening; well, maybe >You hesitantly look up >there's some kind of lights >Okay, there's a blue light on the other side of the glass, and there's some kind of red light on the only wall that isn't glass. >You slowly roomba your way over to the glass wall >You're looking at the blue light; it sorta looks like a door now >As you inch closer, something extraordinary happens >You see another fluffy pony on the other side of the blue doorway >It looks a bit like you, but you don't care; it's a new friend! "New fwein'!" >Maybe it's a girl fluffy and she was the nice lady you were hearing earlier >You immediately run toward- >*bunk* >Oh, yeah, the glass wall. > "How fwuffy gif huggies?" > >Your new friend doesn't answer   "Fwuffy wan' hug new fwein'!" >Still no answer >You begin to suspect that he's i some kind of trouble >Oh dear, you have to get them some huggies to help- quick! >You look around frantically for another way to get to your friend >You see the red door - you can get to it! no glass to bunk into! >You quickly jump through it >On the other side, you come out with a plop >That felt wierd >your tummy huwts >You start flailing your hooves around in pain >Why does your head feel funny? "wwwAAAhhhh!" >You begin to cry > > >After a while, you get up and inspect where you are now   >You're in another really bright white room "Whew fwuffy!? Fwuffy wan' see daddy! Fwuffy wan' see fwein's!" >One of these walls is glass and there's a big hallways to go down >You start to trot down this magical corridor, on a quest for your long lost friend >Down the hall is some kind of small room >Okay, you have to find your new friend >You have to be a brave little fluffy pony like your daddy taught you >You approach the room when- >There's a big wall of lasers in front of you- blue ones >You hesitate, but you wind up going through, shivering with every step >As you pass through, that weird tummy-head feeling comes back   >It hurts, but less than before >You whimper, but don't cry >It's still scary >You still scamper away from the pretty lights AND the mean lady's voice that follows them >You get into the small room >There's nothing here >You should go back to fluffy pony heaven and go to sleep >Yes, then you might see daddy again >But before you can turn around, some doors shut you into the tiny room and scare you >These doors coming out of nowhere are so scawey >You cry >Now the tiny room you're in is shaking >It's very very scawey > >No >Brave little fluffy ponies don't cry when the room starts shaking >You have to find your new friend   >Unannounced, the room stops shaking >You bring your head up "Fwuffy wan' find fwein'. Fwuffy gun' make daddy pwowd!" >You whisper to yourself, so you don't forget your goals >The doors open very fast >You jump back a bit, but after a bit, you start to trot prominently through the doors >The mean lady's voice comes back from the sky >"Something something test chamber 1 something something something super button." >As usual, you don't understand >You enter the bigger room   >There's nothing but white tiles and a big shiny red thing on the right side of the room >You instinctively run over to the thing and jump onto it >It is padded, obviously for your safety >You like it; you decide it is your bed >After cuddling with it for a bit, you look more closely and see that the lights on it have switched from red to blue >You also look up, and there is another doorway open >Oh good, you need to find that other fluffy >You jump off of the bed and trot towards the door, but just as you get to them, they close >thefucknigger.jpg >You jump back in fear of the snapping doors, but then calm yourself >You turn around, wondering what the problem could be >Upon further inspection, you realize that there is a little padded ball on the other side of the button >You think for a bit >Was the door always open? >Maybe it was >Why wasn't the ball always there? >Maybe you just didn't see it   >Why did the door close? >What did you do wrong? >You jumped off of the bed >maybe you're supposed to stay on the bed >You jump back onto the bed, and, after squirming around a bit, you look back at the door >It is open >Yay! >You jump off of the bed and trot towards the door again, only to be denied entry yet again >This is confusing >You're supposed to stay on the button to get the door open >But when you try to get through the door, it closes! >How do you get through the door? >You think >That poor fluffy pony is going to die or get an owie or something and they won't have any friends to gif them huggies >You won't be a brave little fluffy pony >The mean lady will win >All this sadness makes you cry like a baby > >After a bit, you calm down and get to your hooves >You look at the ball > >Hey, a ball! "Baw!"   >You run right up to the ball, hope for fun and games creeping up past fear from the back of your mind >This ball looks a little funny... >Parts of it are padded, but parts are lit >You nudge it with your snout >It rolls! >For the next hour or so, you chase the ball mindlessly around the bed >After this play session, you decide that you're hungy. >but there's nothing to eat! >Well, push comes to shove. It'll probably taste icky, but you're hungy! >You take a big lunge at one of the thin padded parts of the ball with your teeth >Without much effort, the plastic covering breaks >Soon the comfy white fluff oozes out from the wound >You lick up about three mouthfuls of the stuff >It looks like marshmallows, but tastes like daddy's old couch >Yuckies >You eat it anyway; your tummy huwts and you need something in there >You down the three mouthfuls without shedding one tear >Daddy would be proud >You're getting sleepy   >You being the ball over to the bed; you wanna snuggle with it while you sleep >You nudge it onto the bed, and then you notice: >The lights have changed from red to blue again >You turn gingerly to the door >It's open >Yay! >Quick, go through, before it closes! >You jump through the door as fast as you can >As you land, your hooves flail and you land right on your tummy >After re-upping, you turn around >The door is still open >You peer through it >The ball still rests on the bed > > >Oh, you get it >The ball goes on the button: simple > > >You're still tired >You rest on the bed and fall asleep >You dream of playing with daddy